Last updated on March 8, 2024 by Roger Kaufman
Short sayings that make you smile - 60 short sayings
Sometimes it doesn't take much to make us... Laugh or smile bring to.
Short, humorous sayings can brighten our day and remind us that life doesn't always have to be serious.
Whether it's about love, work or just everyday life - there are many life situations that we can look at with a wink.
In this article I have some short buts funny sayings put together that will put a smile on your face.
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“I'm not perfect, but I'm working on it. Or at least I’m thinking about it.”
“I am not in the world to be what others would like me to be.”
“I’m not weird, I’m limited edition.”
“I’m working hard to be able to be lazy one day.”
“I’m not lazy, I’m in rest mode.”
“I’m not fat, I’m just plush.”
“I'm not curious, I'm just interested in things that don't concern me.”
“I'm not disturbed, I'm just a different kind of normal.”
“I’m not gluttonous, I’m just in a happy relationship with food.”
“I’m not unpunctual, I’m just always in time zone limbo.”
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“I’m not being rude, I’m just saying what I think.”
“A day without coffee is like… um… I don’t know, I’ve never experienced a day without coffee.”
“I’m not intolerant, I just have an opinion.”
“I’m not forgetful, I just have a strong short-term memory.”
“I’m not small, I’m just focused.”
“I’m not disorganized, I just have my own order.”
“I'm not impatient, I just live in a world without waiting.”
“I’m not stupid, I’m just not as smart as I look.”
“I'm not adventurous, I'm just curious about the unknown.”
“I’m not perfect, but I’m definitely not as bad as I was yesterday.”
“I don’t mind work, I could watch for hours.”
“I’m not crazy, I’m behaviorally original.”
“I don’t have any quirks, they’re special effects.”
“An optimist is someone who builds a pavilion out of an umbrella.”
“I’m not small, I’m space efficient.”
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I'm not lazy, I am efficient.
"I have no solution, but I admire the problem."
“Some people are like clouds: when they disappear, it becomes a beautiful day.”
“I’m not bitchy, I’m emotionally flexible.”
“I am not complicated, I am a challenge.”
“If you dig a pit for others, you’d better have an excavator.”
“The person who laughs last didn’t get it sooner.”
“I’m not lazy, I’m in energy saving mode.”
“Life is not a pony farm, but sometimes there are ponies.”
“I’m not fat, I’m just 3D.”
“Chocolate doesn’t solve problems, but neither does an apple.”
"Those who die sooner are dead longer."
"A day without laughing is a lost day."
“I have a very short line of patience that often ends before the knot is tied.”
My tastes are very simple: I am always satisfied with the best.” (Oscar Wilde)
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“I’m not messy, I’m creative.”
“I’m not an addict, I just have a preference.”
“I'm not shy, I'm just very selective in my communication.”
“I’m not stupid, I’m just not smart enough to know that I am.”
I'm not old, I just am more experienced than you.
“I'm not moody, my mood just changes every five minutes.”
“I’m not anti-social, I just have my own kind of company.”
“I'm not pessimistic, I'm just a realist with a bad mood.”
“I’m not selfish, I just don’t like sharing.”
“I’m not lazy, I work in energy saving mode.”
“I’m not forgetful, I just have selective memory.”
“I'm not paranoid, I'm just paying close attention to who is watching me.”
“I’m not weird, I’m just different from the others.”
“I’m not picky, I just have high standards.”
“I don’t hold grudges, I just like to remember who deserves it.”
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“I'm not nervous, I'm just excited, restless, impatient and stressed.”
“I’m not arrogant, I’m just better than everyone else.”
“I’m not rude, I’m honest.”
“I’m not relaxed, I’m just too tired to get upset.”
“I’m not offended, I’m just disappointed that you’re not better.”
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