Igcine ukubuyekezwa ngoSepthemba 1, 2023 ngu Roger Kaufman
Ukuhlakanipha kwempilo | Izisho ezihlekisayo - lokho akukhona ukuphikisana, kodwa i-duo ephelele yempilo enokucwayiza!
Lapha ngikuphathele amapharele okuhlakanipha angama-46, akunikeza izeluleko ezihlakaniphe njengokubi.
Cabanga nge-oasis yokuqonda efihlwe enhliziyweni yombukiso wamahlaya.
Kusukela kumathiphu okugcina empilo azokwenza ukuthi umomotheke uye kumazwi ozofuna ukuwabelana ngaso leso sikhathi njengezimo ezinkundleni zokuxhumana, leli qoqo lithikithi lakho lokuya ohambweni lapho ukuhleka kuwumngane ongcono kakhulu.
Ngakho-ke lungela ukuhleka uqede izinkathazo zakho futhi mhlawumbe ufunde okuthile noma okubili mayelana nempilo enqubeni!
Ukuhlakanipha okuhlekisayo - Ingabe ukuhlakanipha kwempilo kungaba yinto ehlekisayo?
Ukuhlakanipha amazwi aqukethe ukuhlakanipha ngokuphila.
Zingaba ezihlekisayo, ezijulile, ziqukethe ukuhlakanipha ngempilo.
Zingaba ezihlekisayo, ezijulile, ezingathi sína noma ezikhuthazayo.
Okunye ukuhlakanipha kudala kangangokuthi akusasaziwa umsuka wako, kanti okunye kungokwesimanjemanje.
Kulokhu okuthunyelwe kwebhulogi ngizokwabelana nawe ngokuhlakanipha kwempilo yami ehlekisayo.
“Hleka uma kungenele ukukukhalisa”
Ukuze uthole impendulo, umuntu angacaphuna isazi esikhulu sangekhulu lama-20 nelama-21:
uyaseluleka, isibonelo Herbert Grönemeyer, oseke wabhekana nakho futhi, ngokubonga, wacula kakhulu ngempilo yakhe.
Iqiniso liwukuthi: With ukucabanga okuhle Ngokuvamile, ungathuthuka kangcono futhi ngokushesha empilweni kunoBuddha "Ukuphila kusho ukuhlupheka” Amaqhinga.
Okungukuthi, masikhulume iqiniso, akukaze kusindise muntu ekulahlekeni.
I-Apropos:
Ingabe ukuhlakanipha kungahlekisa?
"Uthumela izincwadi kuphela." - Akwaziwa
Lesi esinye isakhiwo samagama esivamile esisiqondisa ukuthi siqhubeke lapho lokho ukuphila ufuna ukubeka izithiyo endleleni yethu noma ukusinika ulamula.
“Kusasa kuvame ukuba wusuku olumatasa kakhulu evikini.” - Isaga seSpanishi
Isixazululo - ubuhlakani bempilo ehlekisayo:
"Ungakha izinto ezinhle ngamatshe abekwe endleleni yethu." - Akwaziwa
"Lapho impilo ikunikeza ulamula, yenza i-lemonade." - Akwaziwa
“Ngihlala ku-one-way street nakho okuwugwayi katiki. Angazi ukuthi ngifike kanjani lapho." - USteven Wright
Ukuhlakanipha okuhlekisayo - amazwi nezingcaphuno zevidiyo
Amazwi ahlekisayo - ukuhlakanipha kwempilo - amazwi nezingcaphuno Cabanga - Thatha lesi sikhathi futhi uzivumele ukhuthazwe "Ngokuhlakanipha Okuhle kwempilo".
Kunobuhle obuningi obusizungezile, kufanele nje sivule amehlo futhi sibazise.
Naba onobuhle abangama-30 Ukuhlakanipha kwempiloukuthi ngihlanganise.
Abanye bazokwenza ucabange, abanye bazokukhuthaza, kodwa ngaphezu kwakho konke uzogqugquzelwa ukuba uphile impilo enhle nenenjongo.
Jabulela ividiyo ethi “Beautiful Wisdoms of Life”!
Umqeqeshi we-hypnosis uRoger Kaufmann
Uma isithunzi sakho sonakalisiwe, uphila (cishe) ngokungenasici ngokuphelele
Ngokusekelwe ku UWilhelm Busch Mhlawumbe akufanele uthathe lesi sisho ngokwezwi nezwi.
Ngoba nje abanye ukuhlakanipha kwempilo funny kukhona, awahlangani ngokuzenzakalelayo nothando oluvela komunye umuntu.
Isibonelo, uma uvuma ukubukeka okubucayi kothile ekuseni abaphezulu ngewashi ngenjabulo
"Anginandaba "inyoni yakuqala!" - Akwaziwa
Imingcele yenkululeko yobunkondlo cishe izophela maduze lapha.
Futhi inhlonipho enkulu Mark Twain ingacasula indawo yokusebenza:
"Imfihlo enhle kunazo zonke ukuba ngungqondongqondo nokuba uwena kuphela oyaziyo." - Akwaziwa
“Ukuphela kwendlela yokulondoloza impilo yakho iwukuba udle ongakufisi, uphuze ongakuthandi, futhi wenze lokho ongakuthandi. lieber angifuni.” - UMark Twain.
"Umuntu ongenathemba ungumuntu okholelwa ukuthi wonke umuntu mubi njengaye futhi uyabazonda ngalokho." - UGeorge Bernard Shaw
“Ngiyathanda ukuhamba ngezinyawo okude, ikakhulukazi uma kuthathwe abantu abangicasulayo.” - UFred Allen
Izingane zothisha, izinkomo zomfundisi azivamile neze ukuchuma
Funny ukuhlakanipha - 25 funny ukuphila ukuhlakanipha ukumamatheka
Izimo ezihlekisayo amazwi ukuze ufelwe isimo sakho se-WhatsApp!
Sonke sifuna ukuhlekisa kancane ndawana thize. I-Lachen ukuxhumana phakathi kwethu bantu.
Kancane amahlaya empilweni ayilimazi futhi ikwenza uthandeke.
Jabulela nabangu-25 amazwi ahlekisayo akwenza uhleke ku-WhatsApp.
umthombo: Funda ukuyeka ukwethembana
“Ngihlela ukwenza unomphela Leben. Kuhle kakhulu kuze kube manje. " - USteven Wright
Ikakhulukazi abantu abadumile AmaLebens ngaso sonke isikhathi kufanele isetshenziselwe ukuswayipha okulumayo. Okuthandwayo futhi okuvame ukucashunwa:
“Uma ungakwazi ukukwenza ngokwakho, fundisa abanye!” - Akwaziwa
Noma, ngokuhlukile:
Ubuciko buyadinga (noma wake wambona umlungisi wezinwele onezinwele ezinhle?)
Okunye okubalulekile kule ndawo ubuhlakani obudala bokuqeqesha:
“Uma uhlela ukuya kuNkulunkulu ukuletha ukuhleka, mtshele ngezinhlelo zakho.” - UWoody Allen.
“Lokho okuqondayo kusebenze kuwena. Uma ungaqondi, dlulisela kwabanye njengethiphu.” - Akwaziwa
"ukuzethemba yilokho onakho ngaphambi kokuba uqonde inkinga." - UWoody Allen
Ngoba nje ukuhlakanipha kuza njengokuhlekisa futhi kuhlale kunohlamvu lukasawoti iqiniso Uma uhamba nazo, akudingekile ukuthi zibongwe ngaso sonke isikhathi, ngisho nasezintweni zangasese.
Noma kunjalo, kukhona ikakhulukazi ezindaweni zokuphila "Uthando, ubudlelwano kanye nenkanuko” inqwaba yamazwi okungafanele acashunwe ngokunganaki (kodwa nokho okunzima ukuwashaya ngokweqiniso).
Lapho iziphala ezindala zisha...
… zivutha amalangabi.
I-Eroticism igcwalisa ukuhlakanipha okuhlukahlukene okuhlekisayo ngendlela ehlekisayo.
Cishe ukuze kuxoxwe ngesihloko (esangaphambili) esinzima ebesingavumelekile isikhathi eside futhi ezindaweni eziningi ngendlela eyamukelekile emphakathini.
Umkhawulo ovimbelayo wokuxoxa ngezindawo ezinjalo zempilo uphansi kakhulu uma ukuhlakanipha okufanelekile kwakhiwa futhi kwethulwa ngendlela ehlekisayo.
Omdala, omubi kakhulu uchaza inkinga ye-midlife ngendlela eqondakalayo, ngaphandle kokufuna ukwahlulela.
"I umehluko phakathi Ucansi kanye nothando wukuthi ucansi luqeda ukungezwani futhi ludalwa wuthando.” - UWoody Allen
“Ucansi ngaphandle kothando alusizi ngalutho Isipiliyoni, kodwa mayelana nokuhlangenwe nakho okungenanzuzo, kuhle kakhulu." - UWoody Allen
Kodwa ukucwasa nakho kuyithola indawo yakho kule ndawo:
“Uphahla olugqwalile – indawo engaphansi emanzi” - Akwaziwa
isibonelo, kubhekiswe ekuziphatheni okuxekethile kwabesifazane abanezinwele ezibomvu.
"Kuphi Liebe Uma uwela phansi, utshani ngeke busakhula” kufanele kube isixwayiso kithi. - Akwaziwa
“Ngaphambi kokuthi ushade nomuntu, kufanele uqale umenze asebenzise isistimu yekhompiyutha enesevisi yewebhu evilaphayo ukuze ubone ukuthi ungubani ngempela.” – Will Ferrell
Amandla akhona yonke indawo ka Liebe noma uthando
"Amandla adala ukuhlupheka." - Akwaziwa
ngokuqinisekile ingathatha izilinganiso ezibhubhisayo.
Futhi waziwa kakhulu emsebenzini wokunyakazisa iminwe nokuziphatha kahle ama-aphorisms:
“Amantombazane ashaya ikhwelo namaqhude akhalayo kufanele enqatshwe.” - Akwaziwa
Ipakishwe ngendlela ehlekisayo, eqonde ukubaluleka: ukuziphatha okufanele emphakathini kuwukulandelana kosuku ukuphila kowesifazane.
Amadoda, ngakolunye uhlangothi, anezinto eziwubukhazikhazi kakhulu, hhayi ukusho okusondelene kakhulu I-Sorgen.
Ikhala lendoda - ukuhlakanipha okuhlekisayo
“Uma i-noodle imile, ingqondo iyama!” - Akwaziwa
“Njengekhala lendoda, unjalo noJohn wakhe!” - Akwaziwa
"Iziphukuphuku zihamba kahle!" - Akwaziwa
“Abesilisa bathola ukuthi bangajabulela kanjani intokazi abayithandayo. Abesifazane bafunda ukudonsela kumuntu abamfunayo lieben. " - UWoody Allen.
Nakuba thina besifazane ngokuvamile sibhekana nokucwasa Ukuhlakanipha kwempilo Kwabesilisa, lezi ikakhulukazi zihlobene namandla abo.
"Noma yini eyenza indoda ibe muhle kunenkawu iwubukhazikhazi, siyayazi ku-anti Jolesch." - Akwaziwa
Yehliswa ibe namandla namandla - yile ndlela ukuhlakanipha kwempilo okusethula ngayo ngendoda ehlekisayo neqondile.
Kodwa-ke, abayeni abaphili isikhathi eside kunabantu abangashadile: kubonakala sengathi isikhathi eside kubo! - Akwaziwa
Amakhosikazi angase axwayiswe:
“Ngaphambi komshado ukha ama-roses, ngemva komshado ulungisa amabhulukwe!” - Akwaziwa
Noma kunjalo, sisajabule ukuqabula noma yiliphi ixoxo elima endleleni yethu endleleni eya enkosana.
Iwusizo endleleni (ende, ende) lapho:
"Kuhle ngaphandle, kodwa kubi ngaphakathi!" - Akwaziwa
“Ubuso obuhle abumenzi ngempela umuntu onobungane!” - Akwaziwa
Pack fights - Pack uyezwana - funny amazwi okuhlakanipha
Noma ngokuhlukile:
"Abantu bohlobo olufanayo bayanamathelana." - Akwaziwa
“Utshwala buyafana ngempela ukuphila I-Photoshop. Ngokuqinisekile uFerrell uzokwenza. ” - Akwaziwa
Indawo yokusebenzelana nabantu ngokuvamile iyisihloko lapho ukuhlakanipha kwempilo funny ukukhomba izimo zomphakathi noma izikhalazo.
Intandokazi engapheli phakathi kwabanikazi bezilwane ezifuywayo:
“NjengeNkosi, injalo neGescher’ (izwi lokuxoxisana elithi: ukuhlangana, ukubuya, njll.).” - Akwaziwa
Noma ubani othanda ukwenza izifundo zesayensi yezokuhlalisana kwabantu ohambweni lwakhe lwansuku zonke kufanele athande isimo sobuso kanye nenjwayelo inja futhi uqhathanise amakhosikazi noma amakhosi ngomunye nomunye.
Umphumela uzoba omangalisayo!
Uthando Nokugaya - i-duo enamandla
Akukona konke ukuhlakanipha okungacashunwa njalo futhi yonke indawo. Lokho akusho ukuthi aziqukethe iqiniso eliningi. Isibonelo:
“Uthando lufana ne-a i-fart. Uma kufanele ukufake ingcindezi, kungenzeka ukuthi kubi.” - Akwaziwa
Kunalokho ayifaneleki iphathi yekhofi nogogo, kodwa ihlale ishaya nabangani. Okwakudala
“Abesilisa bafana nezindlu zangasese – kungakhathaliseki ukuthi zingcolile noma zimatasa” - Akwaziwa
ayilahlekelwanga nokuhambisana kwayo ngisho nasenkathini ye-Tinder & Co. (ngeshwa, ngeshwa).
“Futhi uma uthando lufika esiswini isebenza - kuphi futhi kanjani khona-ke kuyakufezeka na? - Akwaziwa
Ngokushesha kunokuba kamuva, mhlawumbe, ngoba: ukukhululwa okusheshayo, ukuzisola okude yilokho abantu basendulo abasifundisa khona uma kuziwa ekungafuni ukuletha umakoti noma umkhwenyana esiphethweni esijabulisayo ngokushesha.
Izinto ezinhle zithatha isikhathi - azihlekisi, kodwa zisebenza njalo.
Umlimi oyisiphukuphuku unamazambane amakhulu kunawo wonke - ukuhlakanipha kwempilo okuhlekisayo
a ukuhlakanipha, okungalethwa ngokuzethemba kwabesifazane nabesilisa njengesiqubulo sendlela yokuphila.
Ngena nje Izikhathi Kusukela ekushintsheni phansi, ekwehliseni usayizi kanye ne-minimalism, le kholi yokwenza izinto zibe lula ibaluleke kakhulu kunangaphambili.
Isiphukuphuku akusho ukungazi lapha. Ngendlela, amazambane nezinye izitshalo eziningi nazo ziyazisa ngokungapheli, ngokuthula nje the gelass ukuba.
Noma njengoba isiNgisi sithanda ukusho:
"Ungakhathazeki." - Akwaziwa
Okuningi Ukuhlakanipha kwempilo Ziyahlekisa, kodwa azisisizi ngempela:
“Uma iqhude likhala emgodini, izulu liyashintsha noma lihlale linjengoba linjalo” - Akwaziwa
Ngokwesibonelo.
Ingabe ukuhlakanipha kwempilo kungaba yinto ehlekisayo? Noma kunjalo!
Kulokho Isilinganiso nguHerbert Grönemeyer ukuphetha ngokuthi:
“Kusenesikhathi esiningi sokukhala!” - Akwaziwa
“Uma eyakho izingane Njengentsha ekhulile, kuyadingeka ukuba nenja ukuze othile endlini ajabule ukukubona.” - Nora Ephron
“Ngingathanda ukuphila njengendoda empofu – nginemali eningi kuphela.” - UPablo Picasso
"Indoda enempandla ephephetha ikhanda layo lenze ukuthula ngokudalelwa." - Akwaziwa
"Hhawu! Angikaqedi nhlobo ngempelasonto.” - Akwaziwa
ukuhlakanipha funny - izingcaphuno funny namazwi
“Amadoda ashade nezintokazi ngethemba lokuthi azisoze zashintsha. Abesifazane abashadile abanethemba lokuthi bazoshintsha ngokuqinisekile. Nakanjani bobabili baphoxekile.” - Albert Einstein
"Kungcono ukuthi uthule uthathwe njengesiwula kunokuthi ukhulume uqede ukungabaza." - U-Abraham Lincoln
“Akekho okubonayo lokho Menschen sebenzisa amandla amakhulu ukuze nje ubejwayelekile." - U-Albert Camus
“Kunezinhlobo ezimbili zabantu kuwo wonke amaphathi - labo abafuna ukuphila nalabo abangafuni. Inkinga iwukuthi ngokuvamile bashadile.” - Ann Landers
Izingcaphuno ezihlekisayo - amazwi akhuthazayo
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