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Owesifazane unuka i-fart - Kungani amadoda efart kakhulu kunabesifazane

Kungani amadoda efart kakhulu kunabesifazane

Igcine ukubuyekezwa ngoMashi 31, 2024 ngu Roger Kaufman

I-Fatting and farting - nakuba kungase kungabi mnandi, amadoda ikakhulukazi abonakala ekuthanda.

Kodwa ingabe lokhu empeleni kungenxa yezakhi zabo zofuzo, noma ingabe i-stereotype ukuthi amadoda fart futhi fart kaningi kunabesifazane?

Kulokhu okuthunyelwe kwebhulogi, sizobheka ucwaningo lokuthi kungani amadoda ephusha kaningi kunabesifazane.

Sizophinde sixoxe ngokuthi lokho Farting kanye ne-fating ebhekwa umphakathi jikelele kanye nendlela yokubhekana nemisindo engaphandle ngaphandle kokulimaza abanye.

Uma ngaphezulu Uma ufuna ukwazi okwengeziwe ngayo, qhubeka ufunde futhi uthole konke odinga ukukwazi mayelana ne-fatting kanye nemininingwane okufanele uyazi.

i-fart Humor

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Isithombe sentombazane ehlekayo kanye nesithombe sowesilisa enwaya ikhala futhi ekhipha amehlo.
Farting ebudlelwaneni

“I-fart kuwumzamo wamabomu kodwa wehluleka ukufundisa imbongolo ukukhuluma. Ujabulisa inhliziyo, uyayiphakamisa inhlalakahle yangaphakathi, izingxenye zoboya bembongolo, zikhiphe isihlabathi emehlweni ezintwala futhi zinuke ukuze nezindlebe ezingezwa kahle nazo zizuze kukho.” – Owesifazane ohlanyayo waseHamburg

Fart amaqiniso okungenzeka ukuthi ubungawazi

Into yokuqala abantu besifazane abangayithandi ukufeba futhi lokho kuvame ukubabangela amahloni.

Abesifazane bayafafaza futhi

Abesifazane bacabanga farts kuwumkhiqizo obangela amahloni wokugaya ukudla futhi amadoda akholelwa ukuthi i-farting ingumthombo ongashi wokuzijabulisa, ukuziveza kanye nobungane bamadoda.

Hhayi-ke, ake sikhulume iqiniso, nami ngangivele nginayo Spaß ngakho 🙂 Ngenkathi ngisasebenza emkhunjini, sathola lokhu I-Fart njengendlela yokuzijabulisa yokudlulisa isikhathi.

a I-fart / i-fart iqukethe ingxube yamagesi ahlukene afana nomoya-mpilo, i-nitrogen, isikhutha, i-hydrogen ne-methane.

I-Faring yenziwa ngabesifazane ngokuvamile akubekezelelwa nakuba ngomqondo wangempela wegama kuwuphawu lomzimba onempilo nokudla okuhle.

Ngokwemvelo Abesifazane bayafafaza futhi, isibonelo sicela :)

Ividiyo ehlekisayo mayelana ne-fatting - ingabe usuwunqobile umgoqo wokuphuza?

Kungani siphupha?

Nakuba amaphesenti angu-96.3 amadoda evuma ukuthi adla, amaphesenti angu-2.1 kuphela abesifazane avumayo.

Abesilisa ukukhulula isilinganiso samalitha angu-1.5 kuya kwangu-2,5 egesi yamathumbu ngosuku, okungama-fart angu-12.

abesifazane Ngokwesilinganiso, bafefa kasikhombisa kuphela ngosuku 1 kuya ku-1,5 amalitha omoya wamathumbu.

Isizathu esikhulu sokuthi inkanyezi I-flatulence yilapho ukhuluma kakhulu ngenkathi udla noma ngokujwayelekile, njengoba lokhu kubangela ukuthi umoya ungene ohlelweni lokugaya.

Ingxenye enkulu yayo ixoshwa ngokubhodla.

Ingxenye esele ihlala emzimbeni futhi ingena emathunjini amancane.

Lapho, umoya uhlangana namanye amagesi bese ulinda ukubaleka ungene kwabangaqaphile ukuphuma emhlabeni 🙂

Kungani farting kunempilo?

Ngisho noma ngokuvamile kubhekwa njengokungajabulisi, i-farting yinto evamile futhi yemvelo.

Kungumkhiqizo wepheshana lesisu emsebenzini.

Eqinisweni, ukuvumela umoya uvunguze kunempilo futhi kuwusizo kuwe umzimba kanye namathumbu.

Umzimba wakho ukhiqiza umoya wamathumbu ukuze ubhidlize futhi ucwenge ukudla.

Uphefumula futhi lapho uhlafuna noma ugwinya ngenkathi udla.

Amanye alawa ajwayele ukumuncwa, kodwa amagesi asele emathunjini kufanele akhishwe ngandlela thize - okungaba kude namathumbu noma njengokubhodla emlonyeni.

Uma ucindezela lokhu, izinto ezingemnandi noma ezingemnandi zingenzeka nezindaba kwenzeka kanjani i-flatulence.

Farting kuyinkomba yokuthi umzimba wakho - ikakhulukazi owakho umgudu wamathumbu - isebenza njengoba kufanele. Ukuvumela ukushayela komoya kuyinzuzo ngokuqinisekile umzimba onempilo.

Yikuphi ukudla/ukudla okukwenza uqhanse?

Isitsha sikabhontshisi - Yikuphi ukudla okukwenza ukhuluphele?

Ubani emva kwalokho Essen Uma ufuna ukwenza umsindo omncane ngangokunokwenzeka, kufanele ugweme ubhontshisi, i-lentile, i-broccoli, i-cauliflower, ummbila, amazambane, amabhilikosi, amagilebhisi, amapheya, ubhiya namaqanda.

Angikwazi ukubekezelela amawolintshi, nakuba ngiwathanda ngempela, ngiyawagwema ngenxa yemvelo.

Kungenzeka yini ukukhanyisa ama-farts?

Yebo, ngoba i-hydrogen ne-methane amagesi avuthayo.

Kodwa akuwona wonke akhiqiza ama-fart ane-methane.

Ingabe abesifazane nabo bangawushaya umoya?

Ividiyo yekhamera efihliwe ehlekisayo: Owesifazane udedela ama-fart ambalwa
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I-fart enukayo

Lokho kungase kuzwakale njengokuningi, kodwa ama-fart amaningi awanuki futhi awabonakali, ngenhlanhla :)

Kuvamile ukuthi abantu ngabanye bazizwe sengathi baphusha kakhulu kunabanye, kodwa lokhu ngokuvamile akulona iqiniso.

Iningi lomoya wamathumbu odlula kuwe umoya ogwinywe.

Ushaywa umoya usuku lonke ngenkathi uphuza futhi udla.

Eminye imimoya ehlukahlukene yamathumbu ikhiqizwa emgudwini wakho wokugaya ukudla lapho ukudla okudlayo kuphukile.

Amafarts aqukethe ikakhulukazi umhwamuko ongenaphunga njenge-carbon dioxide, umoya-mpilo, i-nitrogen, i-hydrogen futhi ngokuvamile i-methane.

Nakuba igesi iyingxenye evamile ye AmaLebens ukuthi, kungaba yinkinga.

Awukwazi ukumisa i-fating ngokuphelele, kodwa kunezindlela zokunciphisa inani legesi ohlelweni lwakho (amathumbu).

Izindlela ezingu-9 zokulawula umoya wakho futhi uvimbele izimo ezingemnandi

1. Yidla kancane futhi ucabangisise - okuqinisekisiwe ukukhwehlela okuncane

Kungani amadoda efart kakhulu kunabesifazane

Igesi eningi esiswini sakho igwinywa umoya.

Nakuba kungenakwenzeka ukuvimbela ngokuphelele umoya ukuthi ungagwinywa, ungakwazi ukunciphisa inani oligwinyayo.

Uma udla ngokushesha, ugwinya umoya omningi kunalapho udla kancane.

Lokhu kuyiqiniso ikakhulukazi uma udla usohambeni.

Gwema ukusebenzisa phakathi kweminye imisebenzi efana nokuhamba ngezinyawo, ukushayela noma ukuhamba ngebhayisikili.

2. Yehlisa ukudla okukhiqiza igesi, ngakho unciphisa i-fating yakho

Okunye ukudla kukhiqiza igesi eningi kunezinye. Ama-carbohydrate athile ayizigebengu ezivamile, kuhlanganise nalawo aqukethe i-fructose, i-lactose, i-fiber e-insoluble kanye nesitashi.

Lawa ma-carbohydrate avutshelwa emathunjini amakhulu futhi atholakala emathunjini esidlule kubangela izinkinga zokugaya ukudla.

Abantu abaningi abane I-Irritable Bowel Disorder (IBS) zama ukudla okuphansi kwe-FODMAP (ama-oligosaccharides, ama-disaccharides, ama-monosaccharides nama-polyols) okuvimbela ushukela ovutshelwayo.

Noma kunjalo, okuningi kwalokhu kudla okwehlisa i-fart kuyingxenye ebalulekile yokukodwa enempilo nokudla okunomsoco kanye nokuvimbela izifo.

Ungase ungadingi ukuqeda ngokuphelele lokhu kudla ekudleni kwakho, kodwa kuyoba usizo ukukudla okuncane kakhulu kwakho.

Ama-carbohydrate ajwayelekile akhiqiza ama-fart ahlanganisa:

  • Ushukela oyinkimbinkimbi: ubhontshisi, iklabishi, amahlumela aseBrussels, i-broccoli, i-asparagus, okusanhlamvu okuphelele, nemifino ehlukahlukene;
  • I-Fructose: anyanisi, ama-artichokes, amapheya, amasoda, ijusi yezithelo nezinye izithelo ezahlukahlukene;
  • I-Lactose: Yonke imikhiqizo yobisi, ehlanganisa ubisi, ushizi no-ayisikhilimu;
  • I-fibre engancibiliki: izithelo eziningi, i-oat bran, uphizi nobhontshisi;
  • Izitashi: amazambane, i-pasta, ukolweni nommbila.

3. Sebenzisa uhlelo lokudla ukuze uhlole ukuthi kukhona yini ukungabekezelelani kokudla okubangela i-fatting yakho

Ukungabekezelelani kokudla kuhlukile kunokwaliwa ukudla.

Esikhundleni sesenzo esibucayi, ukungabekezelelani kokudla kubangela ukuphazamiseka kokugaya okufana nesifo sohudo, igesi, ukuqunjelwa, nokucanuzela kwesisu.

Ukungabekezelelani kokudla okuvamile ukungezwani ne-lactose. I-Lactose itholakala kuyo yonke imikhiqizo yobisi futhi, esimweni esibi kakhulu, ingaba nayo khiqiza izifo.

Ukudla okukhiphayo kungakusiza ukuthi uthole isizathu segesi yakho eyeqile. Zama ukususa yonke imikhiqizo yobisi ohlelweni lwakho lokudla.

Uma usenegesi ephezulu engajwayelekile, zama ukususa ukudla okukhiqiza igesi okubalwe ngenhla.

Qala kancane ngokubuyisela ukudla ngakunye ngesikhathi.

Gcina irekhodi eliphelele lokudla kwakho futhi mayelana nanoma yiziphi izimpawu nezimpawu ezenzekayo.

Nakuba abantu abaningi bezwa sengathi banokungabekezelelani kwe-gluten, kunjalo kudingekileukuthi ubona i-gastroenterologist ukuhlola isimo sesisu sakho ngaphambi kokuqala ukudla okungenalo gluten.

I-Gluten itholakala kuyo yonke imikhiqizo kakolweni njengesinkwa ne-pasta.

4. Gwema ubhiya nezinye iziphuzo ezine-carbonated

Ukuphuza kancane - isithombe samabhiya ahlukene

Amabhamuza omoya eziphuzweni ezine-carbonated aziwa ngokukwazi kwawo ukukhiqiza ama-burps.

Kodwa-ke, omunye walo moya usetshenziswa ngaphezu kwesimiso sakho sokugaya futhi ushiya umzimba wakho nge-anus.

Zama ukuba neziphuzo ezine-carbonated amanzi, itiye, ingilazi yewayini noma ijusi engenashukela.

5. Zama izithasiselo zama-enzyme

I-Beano umuthi ongagunyaziwe (OTC), okuyi-enzyme yesimiso sokugaya ukudla ebizwa ngokuthi i-galactosidase iqukethe.

Kuyasiza ekuhlulekeni kwama-carbohydrate ayinkimbinkimbi.

Ivumela lawa ma-carbohydrate ayinkimbinkimbi ukuba ahlakazwe emathunjini amancane, ngokuphambene nokuthuthelwa emathunjini amakhulu ukuze ahlakazwe amagciwane akhiqiza igesi.

Ucwaningo olwenziwa ngo-2007 lwathola ukuthi i-a-galactosidase inciphisa kakhulu inani lokufafa okungafunwa ngemva kokudla okugcwele ubhontshisi.

Nokho, ayisizi igesi ebangelwa i-lactose noma i-fiber.

I-Lactaid iqukethe i-enzyme ebizwa ngokuthi i-lactase, esiza abantu abangabekezeleli i-lactose ukugaya imikhiqizo yobisi.

Kufanele futhi ithathwe ngaphambi kokudla. Eminye imikhiqizo yobisi iyatholakala futhi nge-lactose encishisiwe.

6. Zama ama-probiotics

Umgudu wakho wamathumbu ugcwele amagciwane anempilo futhi alinganiselayo akusiza ukuthi uphule ukudla.

Amagciwane athile anempilo futhi alinganiselayo angadiliza ngempela igesi ye-hydrogen ekhiqizwa amagciwane ngesikhathi sokugaya ukudla.

Ama-probiotics ayizithako zokudla ezihlanganisa lawa ma-microorganisms amahle.

Abantu abaningi bazithatha ukuze banciphise izimpawu nezimpawu zokuphazamiseka kokugaya ukudla noma ukuphatha izifo ezingamahlalakhona.

7. Yeka ukubhema

Owesifazane Obhemayo - Ukuphuza Kancane - Yeka Ukubhema

Ngaso sonke isikhathi uma uphafuza usikilidi noma i-e-cigarette, ugwinya umoya.

Ukubhema ugwayi njalo kungengeza umoya omningi emzimbeni wakho.

8. Phatha izinto ezingahambi kahle

Uma i-poop - enamathani ama-microorganisms - ihlala kukholoni yakho isikhathi eside isikhathi, ihlala lapho ukuze ivuthe.

Le nqubo yokuvutshelwa ikhiqiza igesi eningi, evame ukunuka kakhulu.

Eyokuqala impela isinyathelo ekusebenzelaneni ngokukhipha amathumbu ngendlela engafanele wukwandisa umthamo wamanzi.

Yehlisa ukuphuza utshwala.

9. Khulisa umsebenzi wakho womzimba

Ama-fart ambalwa - abesifazane nabesilisa abagijimayo

Lapho uhambisa umzimba wakho, ungathola uhlelo lwakho lokugaya lusebenze.

Zibekele isilinganiso esincane sokuzivocavoca izinsuku ezi-4 kuye kweziyi-5 ngesonto.

Ungase futhi ufune ukuzama ukuhamba kancane ngemva kokudla okukhulu.

Kufanele ngimbone nini udokotela?

Izimo eziningi ezibandakanya igesi eyeqile aziyona inkomba yanoma yini engathi sína.

Ungathola ukuthuthuka ku... Indlela yempilo qaphela ukuthuthukiswa okuthile.

Ukugcina ijenali yokudla kungaba usizo ekunqumeni ukuthi unokungabekezelelani kokudla.

Xhumana nodokotela wakho uma izimpawu zakho ziba zimbi kakhulu noma uma unezinye zalezi zimpawu ezilandelayo:

  • Ubuhlungu/ubuhlungu besisu
  • isicanucanu
  • Hlanza
  • I-Durchfall

Synonyms for fart | fart technical term

  • Fist
  • Umdlwane
  • ukuqunjelwa
  • Shas
  • I-Flatus
  • Umoya wamathumbu
  • I-Fart
  • Ukubhuza kwendunu
  • I-Steam

Izinhlobo zama-farts

Owesifazane ogqoke isiketi esincane esibomvu ubambe izandla zakhe ukuze azivikele phezu kwesingezansi sakhe ngenxa yokuthi uyafenda.

Amafarts angahlukaniswa ngamaqembu ahlukene kuye ngokuthi anuka kanjani.

Enye yezinhlobo ezivame kakhulu zama-fart i-sulphur farts, ebangelwa ukudla ukudla okuthile okufana nogalikhi, u-anyanisi, iklabishi, imidumba kanye nenhlanzi. I-sulphur farts inamandla futhi inephunga elibi.

Olunye uhlobo oluvamile lwe-fart yi-nitrogen fart. Ngokuvamile kulula ukuzibona kune-sulphur farts futhi zinephunga elimuncu.

I-nitrogen farts ivame ukubangelwa ukudla imikhiqizo yobisi, amaprotheni, noshukela.

Olunye uhlobo lwe-fart yi-methane fart, ngokuvamile ... abantu abadala futhi izingane zenzeka kaningi.

I-methane fart inuka njengegesi ekhishwa lapho kushiswa i-biomass. Angakhiqizwa ngokudla ama-carbohydrate, ikakhulukazi ushukela.

Ekugcineni, kukhona i-Simple Fart, enephunga elingathathi hlangothi, elincane. Ngokuvamile lezi ziwumphumela wokukhula kwamagciwane emathunjini.

Farting ekugugeni

Isalukazi esikhulile siqhuqha ngokungalawuleki
i-fatting engalawulwa njalo

Ngisho nalapho sikhula, i-fating iseyisenzakalo sansuku zonke.

Farting akwenzeki kuphela ngenkathi sidla, kodwa futhi lapho sibhekene nezimo ezijabulisayo noma lapho sigxila kanzima.

Lokhu kungenxa yokuthi umzimba wethu usebenzelana ne- Iminyaka yobudala iyashintsha nokulawula ukuziphatha kwethu farting kuba buthaka.

Nakuba sisakhiqiza amanani afanayo egesi emathunjini, ngokuhamba kwesikhathi silahlekelwa amandla okulawula noma ukugcina leyo gesi.

Ngakho-ke, kubalulekile ukuthi sazi ukuthi yini enomthelela ekutheni sikhule njalo nokuthi singayinciphisa kanjani le nkinga engajabulisi.

Enye indlela yokunciphisa ingozi ye-fating iwukuba ubuyekeze ukudla kwakho futhi uthole ezinye izindlela ezinempilo.

Lokhu kusho ukugwema amafutha, izinongo ezibabayo, nama-carbohydrate athile, angabangela ukuqunjelwa kubantu abathile.

Kubalulekile nokuya endlini yangasese njalo futhi ugweme ukubhodla njalo ukuze ugweme ukuqunjelwa.

Uma uzazi lezi zinguquko futhi enempilo Ukugcina imikhuba yokudla kanye nendlela yokuphila kunganciphisa ingcuphe ye-fating njengoba ukhula.

Isiphetho mayelana nemimoya yamathumbu

I-Farting iyingxenye evamile ye- impilo kanye nomkhiqizo wemvelo onempilo uhlelo lokugaya ukudla futhi akudingeki ube namahloni.

Igesi esemzimbeni wakho kufanele ibe khona, ngaphandle kwalokho ubuzogqama njengebhaluni eligcwele ngokweqile.

Abantu abaningi bagijima phakathi kuka-10 no-23 izikhathi ngosuku, okuyinto evamile ngokuphelele.

15 amazwi fart

“Ungazisoli uma uqhafaza uchama, alikho nelilodwa imvula ngaphandle kokuduma." – Matthew Wineman

"Izingane kubonisa ukuthi kuhlale kukhona umuntu ongamsola ngefart yakho." – Dana Gould

“Yini efana nemfucumfucu enephunga elimnandi, nakuba ingabonakali? Okwakho iphutha, okusobala njengemizamo yokuwafihla." - Dalai Lama

"Izivumelwano ezikhulunywayo zibaluleke njengefart ku-treadmill." - URobert Rinder

"Ngiyi-fart emoyeni, i-violet ethobekile, ngaphansi kwe-cowpat." – Djuna Barnes

"Bengihlale ngicabanga ukuthi ama-farts ayahlekisa, futhi bengihlale ngicabanga ukuthi njengoba ephuma emzimbeni wami, angawami ukukhuluma ngawo." - UJenny Slate

"Impumelelo ifana ne-fart - amakha akho amnandi kakhulu." - UJames P Hogan

“Ikhaya yilapho inhliziyo ikhona, indawo yokuhlala ilapho okukhona. Wozani singene endlini. Abukho ubuciko endaweni ekude. Noma kunjalo, i-fart ingase ingabi nobuciko. Masiqhume futhi siqhume ngokungenabuciko endlini." - Ernest Hemingway

"Uma ngikwazi ukukhanyisa ama-farts ami, ngingaya inyanga noma okungenani undize uye e-Uranus.” - URobin Williams

"Umuntu ohamba ngobuhlakani ku-elevator akayena uNkulunkulu futhi indoda idinga ukuqaphela lokho." - URobert Bly

"Labo abaphila ngethemba bayofa farting." - Benjamin Franklin

"I-fart ejabulisayo ayiveli ku-butt engavamile." - Martin Luther

"Noma yimuphi umfana angaqhuma endaweni evalekile athi ulawula umoya." - Scott Lynch

"Liebe iwubudedengu bazo zonke izinhliziyo: Kubuhlungu kumuntu lapho engagonanga, Futhi kukhubekisa abanye lapho ededelwa.” - USir John Suckling

“Abantu abaningi bayakujabulela ukubona umbhalo wabo wesandla kuyilapho bejabulela iphunga lama-fart abo.” - WH Auden

Kungani i-fart iletha ukuhleka okungaphezu kwehlaya? Amazwi ahlekisayo mayelana ne-fatting!

"I-fart ukuphela kwefu legesi elenza izinkanyezi zibonakale emehlweni akho - ngokuhleka!"

“Amanye ama-farts eza ngokuthula nangobuhle, njengokungathi acela imvume. Abanye baqhume njengezihlabani ze-rock esiteji!”

"I-fart iwumsindo wezaziso zemvelo, osikhumbuza ukuthi sonke singabantu."

“Ekhonsathini yempilo, yonke i-fart inethoni yayo. Inkinga? Akuwona wonke umuntu onesikhathi esihle!”

"Umculi weqiniso ngumuntu ovumela i-fart yakhe ukuba ibaleke ngendlela yokuthi ihlale ingabonakali esixukwini - kuze kube yilapho sekuhlwile."

"Amafutha anjengamakhekheba eqhwa - ahlukile, ayashesha futhi kwesinye isikhathi agcina esesidlangalaleni."

"Uma ukuthula kuyigolide, khona-ke umsindo omkhulu uwukukhala wenkululeko!"

"I-fart enesikhathi esihle emhlanganweni ingaba yinqamuli enkulu - noma ukuphela kwazo zonke izingxoxo."

"Khumbula: i-fart imane nje iwumoya othatha umgwaqo. Kwesinye isikhathi ukuchezuka kuba phezulu kunalokho obekulindelwe. ”

Ubani owafa? Indaba ehlekisayo yomphenyi efuna isigebengu!

Umhubhe omuhle edolobhaneni elihle elinezindlu zendabuko ezinemithi, izimbali eziqhakazayo kanye nebhayisikili elincike esihlahleni.

Kudala kwakukhona isigodi esincane, esingacacile esibizwa ngokuthi iWindhausen, lapho... ukuphila wayethule futhi ezolile. Abantu basemakhaya baqhubeka nomsebenzi wabo wansuku zonke futhi yonke into yayinokuthula. Kodwa ngolunye usuku lokho kuzoshintsha - ngenxa yokungenelela okungalindelekile kwe-fart.

UMnu. Müller, umphathi-dolobha waseWindhausen, wayaziwa ngemihlangano yakhe yomkhandlu engathi sína, eyayidingida izindaba ezibalulekile njengokulungiswa komgwaqo wesigodi noma ukuhlelwa komkhosi wamathanga waminyaka yonke. Kodwa ngalolu suku oluthile isimo sasishubile kunokuvamile. Eshisayo mpikiswano mayelana umbala wamabhentshi amasha epaki. Abanye babeyifuna ibe bomvu, abanye ibe luhlaza, kanti abanye babeyincoma eluhlaza okwesibhakabhaka.

Phakathi nengxoxo eshisayo, lapho uMnumzane Müller ezama ukuthulisa abantu, kwenzeka okuthile: umsindo othule kodwa ongenaphutha ozwakalayo waphula ukuthula. Kweyodwa Moment Wonke umuntu wabamba umoya, kwabe sekuqhuma iqhwa futhi iqembu lanqotshwa uhleko olungapheli. Akekho owayazi ukuthi ubani owayenecala - futhi lokho kwakungasho lutho. Okwakubalulekile kwakuwukukhanya okuzumayo okwakusakazeke ekamelweni.

Ngenxa yalokhu okuncane, kodwa isenzakalo esiphumelelayo, izakhamuzi zagcina zitholile ukuvumelana: amabhentshi epaki aklanywe ngephethini enemibala ehlanganisa zonke iziphakamiso. Iseshini iphele ngomqondo womphakathi kanye nenjabulo, futhi ngalokhu Nsuku zonke kwaba Umhlangano uqale nge-anecdote emfushane, ehlekisayo ukuze ukhanyise umoya.

Indaba ye-fart e-Windhausen yehla emlandweni waleli dolobhana futhi yakhumbuza wonke umuntu ukuthi ngezinye izikhathi iphutha elincane linganele ukuhlanganisa abantu futhi linikeze ushintsho olujabulisayo. Ngakho-ke i-fart ayizange ibe yiqhawe losuku kuphela, kodwa futhi isibonakaliso sokubaluleka kwamahlaya nokukhanya empilweni.

Futhi uma bengafanga, basahleka heute mayelana nezikhathi ezincane, ezinamahloni ezenza ukuphila kungabonakali ngendlela emangalisayo.

Isebenza kanje i-fating | i-cottage shizi

Sikhiqiza amalitha ama-2 wamagesi akhipha umoya nsuku zonke phakathi nenqubo yokugaya. Ngakho-ke kufanele siphuze okungenani izikhathi eziyi-10 ngosuku.

Ingxube ye-methane, i-hydrogen, i-carbon dioxide kanye ne-hydrogen sulfide enukayo ingena emathunjini amakhulu, lapho igcina izama ukuphunyuka futhi kufanele siqhume.

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Ziqhuma kanjani izilwane?

kanjani Menschen Wonke umuntu uyazi i-fatting. Lapha ekugcineni kuyacaciswa ukuthi izilwane zikwenza kanjani!

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Incazelo ye-flatulence - farting - ecashunwe ku-Wikipedia:

ukuqunjelwa (kusuka ku- IsiLatiniflatus 'Umoya', 'i-flatulence') ibhekisela ekukhuleni okukhulayo kwe Amagesi (Ngokwesibonelo i-methane, i-carbon dioxide, i-hydrogen sulfide nabanye ukuvutshelwa noma amagesi angcolile) kwe esiswini futhi noma Amathumbu, emva kwalokho ukuphuma kwe-rectal (i-flatus) yamagesi amathumbu kwenzeka.

Uma la magesi asemathunjini ebambeka (i-flatus incarceratus), amajaqamba abuhlungu esiswini angenzeka.

Ngokuya ngesifunda, amagama ahlukene adumile asetshenziselwa i-flatulence, isb. b. I-Fart noma i-fart, e-Austria futhi Schas (futhi Schaas ezibhaliwe), ezinye zazo ezithathwa njengezinenhlamba.

Igama lesiJalimane lithathwa njengelingathathi hlangothi kodwa liyisidala umoya womzimba.

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FAQ Farting Amaqiniso kubafundi bejubane

Ingabe unempilo enhle uma ugijima njalo?

Ukufutha kunempilo

Noma ubani onokwesaba kaningi i-fart, uyakwazi ukuphefumula: izikhathi eziyishumi kuya kwezingu-20 ngosuku zivamile - nawe unjalo empilweni enhle.

Yini i-fart?

I-fart, eyaziwa nangokuthi i-flatulence, imane nje iqoqo lamagesi ohlelweni lokugaya umzimba olukhipha nge-anus. Lamagesi angavela ngokugwinya umoya noma ekugayeni ukudla.

Kungani ama-farts ephunga?

Iphunga elingathandeki ngezinye izikhathi elihlotshaniswa nama-farts livela emafutheni amancane esibabule nama-mercaptans akhiqizwa amagciwane emathunjini lapho ephula imisoco ethile.

Ingabe i-fating inempilo?

Yebo, ukukhwehlela kuwumsebenzi womzimba wemvelo futhi kuyinkomba yokuthi isimiso sakho sokugaya siphula ukudla, ikakhulukazi ukudla umzimba wakho ongakwazi ukukugaya ngokugcwele. Ukubamba ama-farts kungabangela ukungakhululeki nomuzwa wokuqunjelwa.

Ungakwazi yini ukwehlisa isisindo ngokufafaza?

Ngenkathi ushisa ama-calories ngokwenza imisebenzi yomzimba (ngisho noma... Ukuphefumula), inani lama-calories ashiswe yi-fating alinakwa. Farting akuholeli ekuncipheni kwesisindo sangempela.

Ingabe kungenzeka ukucindezela farting?

Kungenzeka ukucindezela ama-farts ngezinga elithile ngokusebenzisa imisipha ye-sphincter, kodwa akuhlali kumnandi noma kunempilo. Igesi egciniwe inganqwabelana ohlelweni lwakho lokugaya futhi ibangele ukungakhululeki noma ubuhlungu.

Ingabe kukhona ukudla okwenza ube fart more?

Yebo, okunye ukudla kwaziwa ngokukhulisa ukukhiqizwa kwegesi. Lokhu kufaka phakathi ukudla okujwayelekile okune-flatulent njengobhontshisi, ukholifulawa, iklabishi, imikhiqizo ye-lactose neziphuzo ezine-carbonated.

Ingabe ukufefa kuhluke kakhulu kunokufefa buthule?

Umehluko omkhulu phakathi kwe-fart enomsindo kanye nethule ijubane nokucindezela lapho kukhishwa khona igesi, kanye nokucindezeleka ku-sphincter. Lokhu akuthinti ngempela inani legesi noma iphunga layo.

Ingabe izilwane nazo zingaqhuma?

Yebo, izilwane eziningi ziyaqhuma futhi. Lokhu kuwumphumela wemvelo wenqubo yokugaya. Ngokuthakazelisayo, ezinye izilwane, ezifana B. Izinhlanzi nezinambuzane zishintshana namagesi ngezinye izindlela.

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