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Igqityelwe ukuhlaziya ngoJulayi 16, 2022 ngu URoger Kaufman

Iintetho zempelaveki ziyindlela eyimpumelelo yokuziva ukhululekile kwaye ushukunyiswe kwiintsuku zolonwabo ezizayo.

Impelaveki ifikile ekugqibeleni kwaye ukulinda ixesha elide kuphelile!

"Ubomi bufana nombhobho, into ephumayo ixhomekeke kwinto oyifaka kuyo." - Tom utitshala

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Impelaveki lixesha lokwenza izinto ezibalulekileyo esizifunayo.

Ixesha elincinci lokukhululeka kwiintsuku zokusebenza ezixakekileyo kunye neentsuku ezinzima.

Ke ngoko yonwabele le mpelaveki intle nentlekisa yakho, amalungu osapho kunye nabahlobo.

Impelaveki yeyona isebenzayo ixeshaukuchitha ixesha kunye nabahlobo kunye nosapho lwethu ngokuphuma kunye nabo.

Ungonwabela abahlobo okanye ukudibana kosapho okanye iminyhadala phambi kwempelaveki.

"Azikho iiholide zangempelaveki zaneleyo." -URod Smith

Ndininqwenelela okuhle kodwa Impelaveki kunye namazwi am akhethiweyo empelaveki ahlekisayo, onokuthi kwakhona ubonise abo ubathandayo.

Banqwenelele impelaveki emnandi kwangethuba ukuze uqinisekise ukuba bayayixabisa iminqweno yakho uya kwazi, kwaye ube nosuku olumnandi phambi kwakho.

Zigcine uxakekile ngezinto ezininzi kwaye wonwabe kuyo yonke imisebenzi kwaye ungachithi kule mpelaveki ngaphandle kwamaxesha amnandi nangenakulibaleka.

Impelaveki emnandi kunye amazwi wempelaveki.

Iintsuku azinamsebenzi. Zibale iintsuku - Muhammad Ali

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Isandla sibhala ebhodini: "Impelaveki ayinazo iintsuku zaneleyo." -Pole Smith
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"Impelaveki ayinazo iintsuku zaneleyo." – Pole Schmidt

"Ubusuku bangeCawa buhlala bubonakala ngathi impelaveki iphelile ngaphambi kokuba iqale." - UCatherine McCormack

“Impelaveki ifana nje nemvula; zijongeka zinkulu xa umgama kodwa ziyanyamalala njengoko usondela kuzo.” -UJohn Shirley

“Uyayibona into endifuna ukuyenza? Ukuvuka ngempelaveki kungekho ndawo yokuya kwaye kungekho nento yokwenza. " – Derek Jeter

“Yimpelaveki...ixesha lokuphumla. Libala onke amaxhala uphumle.” - Umbhali akaziwa

"Esona siphelo simnandi endisibonayo yimpelaveki!" - Umbhali akaziwa

“Ekuphela kwesizathu sokuba thina buza abanye abantu kanye, ibinjani impelaveki yabo, ukuze sibaxelele ngeyethu impelaveki.” -Chuck Palahniuk

Umhlwa udonga olunamazwi empelaveki: "ICawa iphelisa umhlwa weveki yonke." -Joseph Addison
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"ICawa isusa umhlwa weveki yonke." - Joseph Addison

“Impelaveki ifikile kwaye ndiyakholelwa ukuba sonke kufuneka sizinike ixesha lokwenza izinto ezibalulekileyo esizonwabelayo kwaye sibe nosapho kunye nabahlobo bethu esixabisekileyo! ULWESIHLANU omnandi!" -Ayaziwa

“Ndingabukela impelaveki kwakhona ndihamba kancinci? Uhambo olucothayo lungoMvulo ukuya kutsho ngoLwesihlanu kuphela.” -Ayaziwa

"Akukho nto emhlabeni ibiza kakhulu kunenenekazi elikhululekileyo ngempelaveki." -Ayaziwa

“Zikhuthalele ngeempelaveki kwaye uvuke kwangethuba. Kutheni uchitha ixesha elixabiseke kangaka ebhedini?” -UMarilyn vos Savant

“Into ongenakuze uphinde uyisebenzise kukuchitha ixesha. Yonwabele le mpelaveki ngokuyichitha ngobulumko!” -Ayaziwa

"Iminyaka yobudala xa uphumle endlwini yakho ngobusuku bangoMgqibelo kwaye ifowuni ikhala kwaye unqwenela ukuba kwakungekho kuwe." –Ogden Nash

“Yimpelaveki. Yenza into oza kukubulela ngayo ikamva lakho.” -Ayaziwa

"ICawa esetyenziswe kakuhle ivelisa iveki yomxholo." - Utsho

Ibhinqa eliselula lineqamza lokuthetha emoyeni: "ICawa echithwe kakuhle izisa iveki egcwele umxholo." - Ukuthetha
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“Ekugqibeleni iveki iphela, ayizange ibonakale ngathi iyaphela. Yonwabele impelaveki yakho kangangoko kunokwenzeka, nokuba udiniwe kodwa wonwabile ngoMvulo.” -Ayaziwa

“Ulonwabo luziindleko. Ukuba usinekile, sele uyihlawulele ngaphambili. Yibanempelaveki emyoli!" -Ayaziwa

"Ekuphela kwesiphelo esimnandi endisibonayo yimpelaveki!" -Ayaziwa

“Ulonwabo lufumaneka ngokuthembela kwinto oyenzayo, ekuqondeni oko ukwenzayo, nasekuthandeni oko ukwenzayo. Ube nempelaveki emyoli!” -Ayaziwa

“Uqikelelo lwekhefu lempelaveki: UkuXhomekeka ngokuPhakathi koTywala kunye nama-70% eThuba lokuThatha iziGqibo eziMbi kunye nokuqiqa kakubi. Ukwanda kokuzisola kunye nokuba ne-hangover ngeCawa. " -Ayaziwa

“Ulutsha lufana neholide yangoLwesihlanu. Ubudala obuphakathi bufana nempelaveki ende ngoMvulo emva kwemini. " -URichard Nelson Bolles

"Inxalenye yempelaveki enje ngendlela ephambeneyo kukuphumla kwiveranda, ukutshaya icuba kwaye ufunda upapasho." – Robert M. Gates

"Ngamanye amaxesha ikhefu lempelaveki emsebenzini liyahlaselwa, kodwa njengoko umama ebenokuthi, le yeyona ngxaki." -Iqela likaJulian

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Iintetho ngoLwesihlanu

"Ndinika i-100% eofisini ngalo lonke ixesha: 13% ngoMvulo 22% NgoLwesibini 26% ngoLwesithathu 35% ngoLwesine 4% ngoLwesihlanu." - Umbhali akaziwa

Umfazi owanelisayo uphulaphule umculo ngee-headphones zakhe kunye nokucaphula: "Umculo uhlala ubonakala ungcono ngoLwezihlanu." - Lou Brutus "Umculo uhlala ubonakala ungcono ngoLwezihlanu." - Lou Brutus
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"Umculo uhlala ubonakala ungcono ngoLwezihlanu." - Lou Brutus

"Kutheni uMvulo ukude kangaka ngolwesihlanu nolwesihlanu kufutshane kakhulu ngoMvulo?" -Ayaziwa

"NgoLwesihlanu ubona i-grins eninzi kunayo nayiphi na enye imini yeveki yomsebenzi!" -Kate Summer

"Enkosi thixo kungolwesihlanu kuba impelaveki ifikile kwaye lixesha lokuba ungawuhoyi umsebenzi ukrazule nawo!" - Umbhali akaziwa

"Nangona ndiqonda ukuba zonke iintsuku zinobude obulinganayo, abaninzi bethu bayavuma ukuba uLwesihlanu lolona suku lude kakhulu lweveki kwaye iCawa imfutshane." – DS Mixel

“Masihlale eluphahleni ngentsimbi yesibini malunga naloo nto impilo thetha." -Ayaziwa

“Gqiba umsebenzi wakho ngalo Lwesihlanu uze wenze nawe. Jonga phambili impelaveki kwaye wonwabe!” -Kate Summer

Ilifu elihlekisayo elineenyawo kwaye lisithi: "NgoLwesihlanu emva kwemini uziva usezulwini." - El Fuego
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"Ixesha lesidlo sasemini ngoLwesihlanu livakala lisezulwini." – El Fuego

“Andikhathali nokuba uMvulo ubhlowu, uLwesibini ubangwevu na uLwesithathu uluhlaza. NgoLwesine, andikuxabisi. Kungolwesihlanu, ndiphambene ngawe." - Iyeza

"Ukulungisa ukutya yindlela entle yokuchitha ubusuku bangoLwesihlanu." - Chrissy Teigen

“Zange ndakweso simo ebomini bam apho ndiye ndayeka umsebenzi ndathi enkosi Thixo kungolwesihlanu. Kodwa iimpelaveki yinto ekhethekileyo, nokuba umsebenzi wakho ukho kuyo yonke indawo. Kukho into ekuxelela ukuba impelaveki iyeza kwaye ungazimosha kancinci. " – uHelen Mirren

"ULwesihlanu; umntwana wegolide weentsuku zeveki. Iqhawe leveki yomsebenzi. Imoto eyamkelekileyo ngempelaveki.” -Ayaziwa

“Ukuba uphuma emsebenzini ngoLwesihlanu, uyawushiya umsebenzi. Musa ukuvumela iinguqulelo ezintsha zikulandele impelaveki yonke (idilesi yemiyalezo ebhaliweyo kunye nee-imeyile). Thatha ikhefu. Ukuphumla kukuvumela ukuba uqale iveki yomsebenzi ngamandla angaphezulu. " – Catherine Pulsifer

"Rhoqo ngolwesiHlanu ndizinika i-10 ngovuyo lokuphumelela enye iveki kunye namanqanaba aphezulu e-caffeine, amandla, kunye noburharha obungafanelekanga." - Nanea Hoffman

"NgoLwesihlanu malunga nokuhamba nabahlobo abalungileyo kunye nokuba nexesha elimnandi." - Rebecca Black

“ULwesihlanu lusuku lokufezekisa iinjongo zakho zeveki. Lusuku lokukhumbula into obuzimisele ukuyenza ekuqaleni kweveki. " –Byron Pulsifer

"Shiya onke amaxhala akho ngasemva kwaye uphile njengomntu okwishumi elivisayo ngeempelaveki zakho, ube nempelaveki emnandi!" -Ayaziwa

Iintetho zangoLwesihlanu ezimnandi

Umfazi uziva uLwesihlanu kwaye wolulele iingalo zakhe emoyeni ngovuyo: "Beka izandla zakho emoyeni kwaye uzive ukhululekile ukuzitshangatshangisa ngaphandle kokuzibophelela ... kuba kungoLwesihlanu! Lixesha lomdaniso wangoLwesihlanu." -Ayaziwa
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"Beka izandla zakho emoyeni kwaye uzive ukhululekile ukubatshangatshangisa ngokungazimiseli ... kuba kungoLwesihlanu! Lixesha lomdaniso wangoLwesihlanu. -Ayaziwa

"Molo ... kwaye jaaaaaa, ekugqibeleni nguLwesihlanu!"

"Ezo zizinto ezifanele ukuphila." -Ayaziwa

"Ubomi buhle, ngakumbi ngoLwesihlanu." -Ayaziwa

“Abaqeshi bahamba ngeMivulo nangawona wona maxesha onwabe. Abasebenzi bahamba ngooLwezihlanu ngawona wona maxesha amnandi.” – Mokoko

"Lixesha lokuba wamkele ubumdaka obuphambeneyo obu bubo kuba yimpelaveki." -Ayaziwa

“Ndiyathanda ukuphuma ngokuhlwa kwangoLwesihlanu kuba abahlobo bam, abanexesha eliqhelekileyo lokusebenza, bafuna nje ukuhamba emva komsebenzi onzima weveki. yekela ufuna." – Douglas Booth

"NgoLwesihlanu ngowona bunzima ngeendlela ezithile: Usondele kakhulu kwinkululeko." - uLauren Oliver

“Izandla phezulu ukuba uzimisele ukwenza into oza kuzisola ngayo kule mpelaveki. yiaya apho! Unentsikelelo yam. - Florence Welch

“Zivumele ukhuthazwe, unike uxolo kwaye wabelane ngoncumo lwakho nomntu wonke. Ube nempelaveki emyoli!” -Ayaziwa

“NgoLwesihlanu wonke umntu olungileyo! Yanga impelaveki yakho ingagcwele Amava kunye novuyo, kwaye ukuqala kweveki ezayo kunokuba kude ukusuka apha. " -Ayaziwa

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"Into embi kakhulu ngolwesihlanu we-13 ngoMvulo we-16." - Umbhali akaziwa

“Ezi zimbini zibalulekileyo iintsuku ebomini bakho ngumhla wokuzalwa kunye nomhla wokufumanisa ukuba kutheni." - Mark Twain

"UMgqibelo nangeCawa yeyona nto imangalisayo emva kwakho." -Ayaziwa

“Zimbini kuphela iindlela zokuphila ubomi bakho. Ingathi akukho nto kwaphela ngummangaliso. Enye ifana nokuba yonke into ingummangaliso. " - Albert Einstein

"Kuye nabani na osakwimo elungileyo... kusengonaphakade kude kube nguLwesihlanu!" -Ayaziwa

“Iintsuku ezingcono kakhulu ziyeza. Babizwa ngokuba nguMgqibelo kwaneCawa.” -Ayaziwa

"Ukuba uhlala usebenza iiyure ezisibhozo ngosuku, mhlawumbi ekugqibeleni uya kuba ngumphathi kwaye usebenze iiyure ezilishumi elinesibini ngosuku." - URobert Frost

"Wonke umntu unelungelo lokuhlamba ngobusuku bangoMgqibelo." – Lyndon B. Johnson

“Owu, ekugqibeleni ngoLwesihlanu! Oh yima...ndingumama!" -Ayaziwa

“Isicwangciso sangoMvulo? Ndilinde uLwesihlanu!” -Ayaziwa

"Bendiphi kanye kanye ngobusuku ukusuka ngoLwesihlanu ukuya ngoMvulo?" -Ayaziwa

Ikomityi yekofu epheleleyo kunye neembotyi zekofu ezininzi kunye nesicatshulwa: "Ekugqibeleni ngoLwesihlanu, ikofu incasa ngakumbi!" -Ayaziwa
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"Ekugqibeleni ngoLwesihlanu, ikofu incasa ngakumbi!" -Ayaziwa

"NguRobinson Crusoe kuphela owayenze yonke into ngolwesiHlanu." -Ayaziwa

"Ubomi nguMgqibelo obuhlungu, kodwa kufuneka uphile." -Anthony Burgess

“KungoLwesihlanu! Ixesha, amabali ukubhala ngoMvulo." -Ayaziwa

“Akukho lizwi likhudlwana kulo Lwesihlanu. Yiba nempelaveki emnandi yokudanisa, yonwabe kwaye ukuba uya kusela kakhulu, ungaphulukani nentloko yakho. " -Ayaziwa

“Uvuyo luphambano lwezibalo kuba luyaphindaphindeka xa uqala ukuyahlula! Ube nempelaveki emyoli!” -Ayaziwa

“Ngaba singayiqala kwakhona impelaveki kwakhona? Khange ndizilungiselele." -Ayaziwa

"NgoLwesihlanu iqala iveki yokusebenza kwesibindi sam." -Ayaziwa

"Yenza ngathi yimpelaveki... Besingazenza ngathi yonke into ibihlala inje." -UJackJohnson

"Kuzo zonke iintsuku ezisele evekini, ndiyayonwabela kakhulu, kodwa inombolo ye-1 yimini ewela phakathi koMgqibelo noMvulo." -UHenry Carey

"Iintsuku ezi-2 azanelanga ixesha lempelaveki." -Ayaziwa

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"ULwesihlanu! Ndininqwenelela usuku olungenaxinzelelo lokuya ngempelaveki, zintanda!” -Ayaziwa

“Molo… kungoLwesihlanu! Ubenosuku oluhle kunye nempelaveki emnandi. Ndikunqwenelela ulonwabo nolonwabo kuyo yonke into oceba ukuyenza.” -Ayaziwa

"Mholo ngalentsasa! namhlanje kukho umdaniso owonwabileyo, kungoLwesihlanu! uthando Molweni!" -Ayaziwa

"Ubomi buyi-10 ekhulwini into eyenzekayo kuwe kunye neepesenti ze-90 indlela osabela ngayo kuyo." -Lou Holtz

"Ubomi abuyongxaki ekufuneka ilungiswe, kodwa yinyaniso ekufuneka ifunyenwe." – Soren Kierkegaard

“Yintsasa yangoLwesihlanu yobuntu! Iivibes ezinkulu, beka ibunzi lakho phezulu kwaye uvumele i-monster ikubone uncumo!" – Napz Cherub Pellazo

“Ubomi buya kuba ngcono xa wonwabile. Nangona kunjalo, ubomi buba ngcono xa abanye abantu bonwabile ngenxa yakho. " -Ayaziwa

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