Igqityelwe ukuvuselelwa ngoSeptemba 1, 2023 ngu URoger Kaufman
ubulumko bobomi | Amazwi ahlekisayo - ayisiyiyo into ephikisanayo, kodwa i-duo egqibeleleyo yobomi kunye ne-wink!
Apha ndineeperile ezingamashumi amane anesithandathu zobulumko kuwe, ezinikela icebiso elinobuqili njengobutshijolo.
Yiba nomfanekiso-ngqondweni we-oasis yokuqonda efihlwe entliziyweni yomboniso ohlekisayo.
Ukusuka kwiingcebiso zokugqibela zobomi eziya kukwenza uncume kumazwi oya kufuna ukuwabelana ngoko nangoko njengezimo kwiinethiwekhi zakho zentlalo, le ngqokelela litikiti lakho lokuhamba apho ukuhleka lelona qabane lilungileyo.
Ke ulungele ukuhleka kude namaxhala akho kwaye mhlawumbi ufunde into okanye ezimbini malunga nobomi kwinkqubo!
Ubulumko obuhlekisayo - Ngaba ubulumko bungahlekisa?
Ubulumko ngamazwi anobulumko ngobomi.
Zinokuhlekisa, zinzulu, ziqulathe ubulumko ngobomi.
Zinokuba yinto ehlekisayo, enzulu, enzulu okanye ekhuthazayo.
Obunye ubulumko budala kangangokuba ayisasaziwa imvelaphi yabo, ngoxa obunye buye banamhlanje.
Kule post yeblogi ndiza kubelana nawe ngobulumko bam bobomi obuhlekisayo.
"Hleka xa akonelanga ukulila"
Ukuze afumane impendulo, ubani unokucaphula isilumko esikhulu senkulungwane yama-20 neyama-21:
uyasicebisa, umzekelo Herbert Groenemeyer, osele enamava amaninzi malunga nobomi kwaye, ngokubulela, uye wacula ngayo.
Inyani yile: kunye ukucinga okulungileyo umntu uhambela phambili ngakumbi kwaye ngokukhawuleza ebomini kunakwiBhuda "ukuphila kukubandezeleka” Amaqhinga.
Nto leyo, masithethe inyani, ayisindisanga mntu ekunikezeleni.
Ngokufanelekileyo:
Ngaba ubulumko bungahlekisa?
"Omnye uthumela iileta kuphela." -Ayaziwa
Le yenye ibinzana elisikhokelela ekubeni siqhubeke sisiya apho impilo beka imiqobo endleleni yethu okanye unike iilamuni.
Ngomso kaninzi lolona suku luxakekileyo evekini. – isaci seSpanish
Isisombululo-Ubulumko obuhlekisayo:
“Unokwakha izinto ezintle ngamatye aphoswe endleleni yethu.” -Ayaziwa
"Xa ubomi bukunika iilamuni, yenza i-lemonade." -Ayaziwa
“Ndihlala kwisitalato esisiya calanye esikwasisiphene. Andiqinisekanga ukuba ndifike njani apho." -USteven Wright
Ubulumko bobomi obuhlekisayo- amazwi kunye neengcaphuno zevidiyo
Amazwi ahlekisayo - ubulumko - amazwi kunye neengcaphuno ze Cinga - Thatha eli xesha kwaye uvumele ukuba ukhuthazwe ukuba "ubulumko obuhle".
Kukho ubuhle obuninzi obusingqongileyo, kufuneka nje sivule amehlo ethu kwaye sixabise.
Nazi iinzwakazi ezingama-30 ubulumko bobomiukuba ndidibanise.
Abanye baya kukwenza ucinge, abanye baya kukukhuthaza, kodwa ngaphezu kwakho konke uya kuphefumlelwa ukuba uphile ubomi obuhle nobunenjongo.
Yonwabele ividiyo ethi “Beautiful Wisdoms of Life”!
Umqeqeshi we-hypnosis uRoger Kaufmann
Emva kokuba udumo lonakaliswe, ubomi (phantse) abunazintloni ngokupheleleyo
Ngenxa ye UWilhelm Busch mhlawumbi umntu akafanelanga asithathele entliziyweni esi sicaphulo.
Nje ngokuba abanye ubulumko bobomi funny zi, azihlangani ngokuzenzekelayo nothando lomnye umntu.
Umzekelo, ukuba uyawuvuma umbono obalulekileyo we abaphezulu ngewotshi ngokuchwayita
"Andiyikhathalelanga" intaka yokuqala! -Ayaziwa
umda wenkululeko yobuhobe uya kuphela ngokukhawuleza apha.
Kwakhona imbeko enkulu UMark Twain inokucaphukisa indawo yokusebenza:
"Imfihlelo enkulu kunazo zonke kukuba ube yingqondi kwaye ube yedwa owaziyo." -Ayaziwa
Ekuphela kwendlela yokugcina impilo yakho isempilweni kukusebenzisa into ongayifuniyo, ukusela into ongayithandiyo, kwaye wenze into oyenzayo. lieber andifuni." - UMark Twain.
"I-pessimist ngumntu ocinga ukuba wonke umntu ukhohlakele njengaye kwaye ubathiyile ngenxa yoko." - George Bernard Shaw
"Ndiyathanda uhambo olude, ngakumbi xa luthathwa ngabantu abandicaphukisayo." -UFred Allen
Abantwana bootitshala, iinkomo zomfundisi azifane ziphumelele okanye azifane ziphumelele
Ubulumko obuhlekisayo - 25 ubulumko bobomi obuhlekisayo ukuncuma
Izimo ezihlekisayo Iintetho ukuze ubume bakho be-WhatsApp ufe!
Sonke sifuna ukuba yinto ehlekisayo encinci kwenye indawo. ILachen lunxibelelwano phakathi kwethu bantu.
Kancinci uburharha ebomini ayikhe ibebuhlungu kwaye yenza novelwano.
Yonwaba nge25 eyona ntsini ihlekisayo kuWhatsApp.
umthombo: Funda ukuyeka ukuthembana
“Ndizimisele ukuhlala ngokusisigxina leben. Kuhle kakhulu ukuza kuthi ga ngoku. " -Steven Wright
Ingakumbi abantu abadumileyo Iilebhile kufuneka isetyenziswe kwakhona kwaye kwakhona ukuluma sideswipes. Ngovuyo kwaye rhoqo ucatshulwa:
"Ukuba awukwazi ukwenza ngokwakho, fundisa abanye!" -Ayaziwa
Okanye, ngokwahlukileyo:
Umsebenzi wezandla uyasokola (okanye ukhe wambona umntu olungisa iinwele oneenwele ezintle?)
Kwakhona kufanelekile kule ndawo, umqeqeshi omdala ubulumko:
“Ukuba uza kuya kuThixo ukuzisa intsini, mxelele ngamacebo enu.” -Woody Allen.
“Oko ukuqondayo kuyasebenza kuwe. Into ongayiqondiyo, yidlulisele kwabanye njengengcebiso." -Ayaziwa
"ukuzithemba yinto onayo phambi kokuba uqonde ingxaki." - Woody Allen
Kungenxa yokuba ubulumko buhamba buhlekisa kwaye buhlala bukhozo iqiniso zithwale nawe, azisoloko kufuneka zixatyiswe kwindawo yabucala.
Nangona kunjalo, kukho nje iindawo zobomi "Uthando, ubudlelwane kunye ne-eroticism” inani elikhulu lamazwi ekungafanele acatshulwe ngokulula (kodwa nangona kunjalo akunakugqithwa ngokwenyani).
Xa kutsha izisele ezindala...
... zivutha ngokuqaqambileyo.
I-Erotic igcwalisa iintlobo ngeentlobo zobulumko bobomi obuhlekisayo ngendlela ehlekisayo.
Kuqikelelwa ukuba ukuxoxa ngesihloko (sangaphambili) esinzima esasingafunwayo kwiindawo ezininzi kangangexesha elide ngendlela eyamkelekileyo eluntwini.
Umqobo wokuthintela ukuxoxa ngezo nkalo zobomi ungaphantsi kakhulu ukuba ubulumko obuhambelanayo buqulunqwe kwaye bubonakaliswe ngendlela ehlekisayo.
Umdala, unodoli uchaza ingxaki ye-mid-life ngendlela eqondakalayo, ngaphandle kokufuna ukugweba.
"I umahluko phakathi Ukwabelana ngesondo kunye nothando kukuba isini siphelisa uxinezeleko yaye sibangelwa luthando.” - Woody Allen
“Ukulalana ngaphandle kothando kulilize Amava, kodwa kufikelela kumava angento yanto, kumnandi gqitha.” - Woody Allen
Kodwa kukho indawo yocalucalulo kule ndawo:
“Uphahla olunomhlwa-umgangatho ongaphantsi omanzi” -Ayaziwa
umzekelo, kujoliswe kwisityholo sokuziphatha kakubi kwabasetyhini abaneenwele ezibomvu.
"Apho uthando Ukuba uyawa, ingca ayisayi kuphinda ihlume” kufanele kube sisilumkiso kuthi. -Ayaziwa
Ngaphambi kokuba utshate nomntu, kufuneka uqale umenze asebenzise inkqubo yekhompyuter enenkonzo yewebhu ecothayo ukuze ubone ukuba ngoobani kanye kanye. – Ngaba uFerrell
Amandla akhoyo kuyo yonke indawo uthando okanye inkanuko
"Amandla adala ukubandezeleka." -Ayaziwa
inokuthatha imilinganiselo eyingozi.
Kwakhona yaziwa kakhulu ukusuka kwi-métier yesalathisi esiphakanyisiweyo somunwe kunye nokuziphatha aphorisms:
Amantombazana abetha ikhwelo kunye nemiqhagi ekhalayo kufuneka ajikiswe." -Ayaziwa
Okuhlekisayo kupakishwe, kwakuthetha ngokunzulu: Ukuziphatha okufanelekileyo eluntwini kulandelelwano lwemini kwi impilo yomfazi.
Amadoda, kwelinye icala, anesiqholo ngakumbi, ukuba asithethi ngokusondeleyo ISorgen.
impumlo indoda - funny ubomi ubulumko
"Ukuba i-noodle ime, ingqondo iyama!" -Ayaziwa
"Njengempumlo yomntu, unjalo noYohane wakhe!" -Ayaziwa
"Ubudenge buhamba kakuhle!" -Ayaziwa
“Amadoda afumanisa ukuba awonwabele inenekazi alithandayo. Abasetyhini bafunda ukuzitsalela kwindoda abayiyo lieben. " -Woody Allen.
Ngelixa thina basetyhini sijongana ngokubanzi nokucalucalulwa kwi ubulumko bobomi zijongene nazo, emadodeni ezi zinxulumene ikakhulu namandla awo.
"Nantoni na eyenza indoda ibe mhle ngaphezu kwenkawu bubunewunewu, siyayazi ku-Anti Jolesch." - Ayaziwa
Ukunciphisa amandla kunye namandla - yile ndlela ubulumko bubonisa ngayo indoda kuthi ngendlela ehlekisayo necacileyo.
"Ngendlela, abayeni abaphili ixesha elide kunabangatshatanga: kubonakala ngathi kukude kubo!" -Ayaziwa
Abafazi abanokuthi balunyukiswe:
"Ngaphambi komtshato ukhetha iirozi, emva komtshato ulungisa ibhulukhwe!" -Ayaziwa
Nangona kunjalo, sisenovuyo lokuncamisa naliphi na isele elime endleleni yethu kwindlela eya kwinkosana.
Iluncedo kwindlela (ende, ende) apho:
"Kuhle ngaphandle, kodwa kubi ngaphakathi!" -Ayaziwa
"Ubuso obuhle abumenzi umntu onobuhlobo!" -Ayaziwa
Ipakethi yokulwa-ipaki iyahambelana-ubulumko bobomi obuhlekisayo
Okanye ngolunye uhlobo:
"Abantu bohlobo olufanayo banamathela kunye." -Ayaziwa
“Utywala buyafana nobomi bokwenene impilo Photoshop. Ngokuqinisekileyo iya kuba nguFerrell. " -Ayaziwa
Indawo yokusebenzelana nabantu idla ngokuba ngumxholo xa ubulumko bobomi funny ukubonisa iimeko zasekuhlaleni okanye izikhalazo.
Eyona nto ithandwayo phakathi kwabanikazi bezilwanyana zasekhaya:
"Njengenkosi, yenza njalo ishishini" (i-colloquial for: intourage, intourage, njl.)." -Ayaziwa
Nabani na othanda ukwenza izifundo zentlalontle kuhambo lwabo lwemihla ngemihla kufuneka athande inkangeleko yobuso kunye nesiqhelo inja kwaye uthelekise inkosikazi okanye inkosi omnye komnye.
Isiphumo siya kuba simangalisa!
Uthando kunye nokwetyisa - i-duo eguqukayo
Akubona bonke ubulumko obunokuthi ngamaxesha onke kwaye kuyo yonke indawo bucatshulwe. Oko akuthethi ukuba aziqulathanga nyaniso ingako. Umzekelo:
“Uthando lufana nomnye fart. Ukuba kuya kufuneka ubeke uxinzelelo kuyo, inokuba yingozi. " -Ayaziwa
Kunokuba ayifanelekanga itheko lekofu kunye nomakhulu, ihlala ibetha nabahlobo. Iklasikhi
"Amadoda afana nezindlu zangasese - nokuba zihlazekile okanye zixakekile" -Ayaziwa
iye (ngelishwa, ngelishwa) ayilahlekanga nanye yesihloko sayo nakwiminyaka ye-Tinder & Co.
"Kwaye ukuba uthando luphuma esiswini uya phi kwaye njani ngaba iyafikelela kwisiphelo sayo sendalo? -Ayaziwa
Kungekudala kunokuba kamva, mhlawumbi, ngenxa yokuba: ukukhululwa ngokukhawuleza, ukuzisola okude yinto abantu bamandulo abasifundisa yona xa kufikwa ekungafuni ukuzisa umtshakazi okanye umyeni kwisiphelo esimnandi ngokukhawuleza.
Izinto ezilungileyo zithatha ixesha - hayi ezihlekisayo, kodwa ezisemthethweni ngonaphakade.
Oyena mlimi usileyo uneetapile ezinkulu - amazwi ahlekisayo
a ubulumko, enokuthi ngokuzithemba iziswe kumadoda nabasetyhini njengemotto yokuphila.
Ngena ngaphakathi Amaxesha ye-down-shifting, down-size kunye ne-minimalism, esi sibheno sokuthatha izinto ngokulula sibaluleke kakhulu kunangaphambili.
Isiphukuphuku asithethi ukungazi apha. Ngendlela, iitapile kunye nezinye izityalo ezininzi ziyayixabisa ngokungenasiphelo, ngoxolo nje ijelassen ukubayi.
Okanye njengoko isiNgesi sisithi:
"Yithathe lula." -Ayaziwa
Ininzi ubulumko bobomi Ziyahlekisa, kodwa azisincedi:
"Xa umqhagi ukhala ebulongweni, imozulu iyatshintsha okanye ayitshintshi" -Ayaziwa
umzekelo.
Ngaba ubulumko bobomi bungahlekisa? Ngokuqinisekileyo!
Ukuya kuloo nto Caphula nguHerbert Grönemeyer ukuqukumbela:
"Kusekho ixesha elininzi lokulila!" -Ayaziwa
“Ukuba wakho abantwana ulutsha, kufuneka ube nenja ukuze umntu osendlini avuye xa ekubona.” - uNora Ephron
"Ndingathanda ukuphila njengendoda elihlwempu - kuphela ngemali eninzi." - uPablo Picasso
"Inkqayi evuthuza inkqayi yenze uxolo ngekamva." -Ayaziwa
"Ingxaki! andikagqibi nempelaveki konke konke." -Ayaziwa
Ubulumko bobomi obuhlekisayo-iingcaphuno ezihlekisayo kunye namazwi
“Amadoda atshata namanenekazi enethemba lokuba akanakuze atshintshe. Abafazi abatshatileyo abanethemba lokuba baya kutshintsha ngokuqinisekileyo. Ngokungathandabuzekiyo, bobabini baphoxekile.” - Albert Einstein
"Kungcono ukuthi cwaka kwaye uthathwe njengesidenge kunokuba uthethe kwaye ukhuphe onke amathandabuzo." - Abraham Lincoln
“Akukho mntu uqaphelayo ukuba abanye abantu sebenzisa amandla amaninzi ukuze nje ube yinto eqhelekileyo." - Albert Camus
“Zimbini iindidi zabantu kulo naliphi na itheko – abo bafuna ukuhlala kunye nabangafuniyo. Ingxaki kukuba ngokuqhelekileyo batshata omnye komnye. - Ann Landers
Iingcaphuno ezihlekisayo - amazwi akhuthazayo
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