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Umtsalane ongapheliyo: Amanyathelo alula okwamkela ukwaluphala
Inkcazo yokwaluphala
Ukwaluphala yinkqubo yebhayoloji eqhubela phambili, ukuza kuthi ga ngoku engenakubuyiseka kuninzi lwezinto eziphilayo ezikhokelela ngokuthe ngcembe ekuphulukaneni nomzimba osempilweni kunye nemisebenzi yamalungu kwaye ekugqibeleni ekufeni kwebhayoloji.
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Ngaba ikho into enokukunceda ukuxabise ukwaluphala nenkangeleko yakho?
Thatha umzuzu uphonononge izenzo zengqondo ezichazwe ngezantsi ukuze ufumanise ukuba utshintsha kanye indlela ocinga ukuba uya kuziva ubalaseleyo ngayo njengoko ukhula.
Ezi zenzo zichazwe ngezantsi azikho izilungiso ezikhawulezayo. Bafuna ukuba uhambe ngaphantsi komhlaba kwaye uzisebenzele ngaphakathi ngaphandle-kwaye umphumo unokukhokelela kubuhle obunye. impilo ihlala ixesha elide.
Guqula amaxhala akho okwaluphala abe ngumzuzwana nje
Njani 50 heute off ngokwenene? Ngokombono wam, i-50, i-60 nangaphezulu inokubukeka imangalisa xa ukhulula imaski yakho kunye neyakho ubuso Yandisa ube yiloo nto uyiyo. Yeka ukuzifihla, bonisa kwaye ubone ukuba kuza ntoni.
ingxoxo malunga noku ngaphakathi ingxoxo yokuguga
Sonke siyaqonda ukuba sihlala sijonge kumama wethu ukuba achaze ukuba kutheni siyile ndlela siyiyo.
Okugqwesileyo, okubi, kunye nokubi. Esi senzo siyasikhuthaza ukuba sifumanise ukuba konke oku kwenzeka njani ngokuhlolisisa imvelaphi yethu yobuqu ekhethekileyo.
Ukwaluphala kufuna ukuziqhelanisa neemeko kuwo onke amanqanaba obomi, kungenjalo siyabambeka.
sebenzisa ezintle Iinkumbulo zobomi endaweni yokuphinda ezimbi
Inyathelo lokuqala lokwenza naluphi na uhlobo lotshintsho kwimbono kukuqonda ingxaki kwaye ujongane nayo.
Eli nyathelo lokuqala lisivumela ukuba sibe neemvakalelo zethu ezinyanisekileyo malunga nokutshintsha kwenkangeleko yethu kwaye sibone ngokucacileyo ngeempawu eziphazamisayo ezisithelisa umbono wethu.
Inyathelo lokuqala kukuvuma ukuba ixesha lethu elihle likhona kwaye linokusetyenziselwa ukuqonda.
Iingcaphuno zokwenza ukuba uzive ngcono njengoko ukhula
"Iminyaka yinto engenamsebenzi ngaphandle kokuba uyitshizi." - Luis Bunuel
Unokuthi ngeminyaka iza nolwazi, isisa, ukuzithemba kunye nokulula.
Njengoko ndandikhula, ndaqonda ukuba, ‘Ndivuya gqitha!’ Ndandingayilindelanga loo nto! Zange ndonwabe xa mna jung yaba. "-UJane Fonda
"Omncinci abantu zizipho zendalo, kodwa iminyaka ngumsebenzi wobugcisa." –Stanislaw Jerzy Lec
"Ukuba awukwenzi ubudala, ufile. – UTom Petty
"Into enkulu ngokuguga kukuba awuyilibali yonke eminye iminyaka eyahlukileyo oye waba kuyo." - Madeleine
"Awunokwazi eyahlukileyokunokuba ube mdala, kodwa akufuneki ukuba ube mdala." -George Burns
“Into emnandi ngokukhula kukuba ufumana ithuba lokuzisa abantu kuwe impilo ukuxelela abo bakukhathaleleyo oko bakucebisayo.” - UMike Uthando
"Inzuzo yokuguga kukuba njengoko usiba nomtsalane ngakumbi, unomnqweno omncinci wokoyisa wonke umntu ombonayo." – UJulian Clary, iqhula.
“Kutheni ndifanele malunga nokuguga Yenza iingcinga - kufuneka ndincwine ngantoni?" -Dawn French
“Ndingatsho ngokunyanisekileyo ukuba ndiyayithanda khula. Kwakhona, andizange ndibeke iindondo zam ngaphambi kokuba ndijonge esipilini." – Cherie Lunghi
"I vele ube mdala kwaye ngcono kakhulu. " -Neal Schon
"Ndinqwenela ukuba ndibe ne-100 pesenti ndithembele elusu lwam. Ihlala iyinkqubo, kodwa ukuba mna mdala Ndiye ndaqiniseka ngakumbi. " –Brittany Snow
“Ukuba mdala kulungile. Akukho nto unokuyenza ukuyinqanda ukuze uhlale ebhasini nawe." -UJohn Byrne
"Njengoko ukhula kwaye unabantwana, ufunda ukuba ungaphela njani ungabalulekanga kakhulu." -Lena Headey
“Ndicinga ukuba abafazi kufuneka baqale ukuziqhelanisa nobudala babo. Ukhetha ntoni ukuba mdala? Bayafa. Andikwazi ukulutshintsha usuku lwam lokuzalwa. Ndiyakwazi ukunyanga ulusu lwam, umzimba wam, ingqondo yam kwaye ndizame ukwenza oko." usana ubomi bakho kwaye ujabule. "-Olivia Munn
“Olunye uphawu olumangalisayo lokukhula. Yena impilo kubhaliwe ebusweni bakho. -UFrances McDormand
Ndiyakholelwa ngokwenene ukuba owasetyhini akafikeleli kowona mgangatho uphezulu ade abe neminyaka engama-40 ubudala. " - Evangeline Lilly
“Masingaze sikuqonde ukuba kuyintoni ukwaluphala. Sazise ukuba uvuyo olunjani ixesha zisa, kwaye ungayibali iminyaka. - UAusonius
“Ndinomdla wokubona izinto ezintsha kodwa ndingabi zezikabani. Iphumle ngolo hlobo kwaye yenye yezinto ezintle malunga nokuba mdala. " – Lee Radziwill
"I ndithanda ukuba mdala. Xa ukwi-20s yakho, ngokwenene udala into yakho ikamva. Amanqaku abonakala kamva. ” -Crispin Glover
“Iminyaka yobudala ngumzekelo we ngokusebenzisa malunga neengxaki. Ukuba awunangxaki, ayinamsebenzi. " -Pouch Paige
Ekuphela kwemaski oyisebenzisayo kufuneka ibe zombini ubusi kunye neyogathi!
Siyazi ukuba njengezigidi zamanenekazi namanene azijonge kwaye aphulaphule, ukhangeleka udiniwe. Ukhangeleka kakubi. Ngethamsanqa elincinci kunye nomnye ukukholelwa ngaphakathi ingatshintsha kwimizuzwana. Ngaba ungathanda umzekelo?
Ukuguga Ngokuzolileyo | Ikhefi yasebusuku ye-SWR
Uyazi ukuba uyakhula xa amakhandlela okuzalwa ebiza ngaphezu kwekhekhe. "
Ayinguye wonke umntu okwaziyo ukuthatha ukwaluphala ngokulula njengosomahlaya waseMelika uBob Hope.
Abaninzi sele bebona i-50 yomlingo njengengxaki enkulu impilo ngoloyiko, amathandabuzo kunye neentlekele. Abanye, kwelinye icala, bavakalelwa kukuba baphulukene neminyaka mncinci – akukho mkhondo wakudala nothuli.
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Birkenbihl HUMOR ebomini bethu | Ukuhleka kusenza sibe sempilweni
Intetho kaBirkenbihl eyintsomi kwiHUMOR kuguqulelo olutsha, kuquka iilebhile zokutsiba kunye nombuzo owahlukileyo kunye neseshoni yokuphendula Joyina iqela.
Umfundi wexesha elizayo u-Andreas K. Giermaier
I-Peach Weber: Ukuguga | Comedy evela lab | Ulwimi lwaseSwitzerland
I-Peach Weber ngokucacileyo uzifumana emncinci kakhulu kwiminyaka yakhe. Kwi "Comedy evela kwiLabhoratri" uxela ukuba kwenzeka njani kuye ukuba mdala.
umluki wepesika uhlala enyanisekile kuye njengomculi, akanaso isitulo esingaphezulu, isiginci sakhe kunye nomculo ofanelekileyo ukuma eqongeni.
Ngokupheleleyo ngaphandle kwemimoya kunye neenceba kunye nesitayile sokuma kweklasikhi: indoda enye, imakrofoni enye, ukukhanya okukodwa, abaphulaphuli abanomdla. "I-Comedy aus dem Labor" ibonisa ama-comedian aseSwitzerland kunye namagcisa e-cabaret anamanani amatsha ahlekisayo.
Uluhlu olwahlukeneyo lomdlalo ohlekisayo wasekhaya, onefilim ezothusayo phakathi, nazo ngokukodwa. ISchweizer Ukuthatha inxaxheba, kunye nokujonga ilizwe nge-cheeky.
Ukongeza, inkqubo ikwajonge ngaphaya komda kwaye inikezela ngamaqhula awaziwayo aseJamani.
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Inkcazo ukuba mdala
Ubudala buqondwa buthetha isigaba sobomi malunga nomndilili wobomi obuphilwa ngabantu, o.k.t. iminyaka ephakathi kobudala obuphakathi kunye Tod.
Ukuguga kweli nqanaba lobomi kunxulunyaniswa kakhulu nokwehla komsebenzi kunye nokwehla komzimba jikelele.
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