Igqityelwe ukuvuselelwa ngoJuni 10, 2022 ngu URoger Kaufman
Ishishini kunye neshishini - kutheni sihlamba?
“I-fart ngumzamo owenziwe ngabom kodwa ongaphumeleliyo wokufundisa iesile ukuthetha. Uyayivuyisa intliziyo, iphakamisa impilo-ntle yangaphakathi, yahlula iinwele kwi-esile, ikhupha intlabathi emehlweni e-pubic lice kwaye iyanuka, ukwenzela ukuba ukuva nzima kunokuxhamla kuyo. " – Umfazi ophambeneyo waseHamburg
Indlela yokuyeka ngaphandle kokuthintelwa - kutheni sihlamba?
Wakha wazibuza ukuba kutheni sihlamba?
Funda malunga namathumbu-inkqubo apho ukugaya (kunye nokunye okuninzi) kwenzeka-xa sigqirha kunye nombhali UJulia Enders yazisa ngenzululwazi entsonkothileyo, enomdla emva kwayo, kubandakanywa unxibelelwano nempilo yengqondo.
thina erfahrenukuba ukujonga ngokusondeleyo into esiyibalekayo kusenza singoyiki ngakumbi kwaye sifunde ukuzixabisa ngakumbi.
TED
UGiulia Enders: Ithumbu elinomtsalane - kutheni sihlamba?
U-Giulia Enders uphumelele abaphulaphuli kwi-Science Slam e-Berlin ngo-Matshi 5, i-2012 kunye ne-slam yakhe: "I-Intestinal Tube - I-Intestinal Charming".
umthombo: isayensi slam
15 Fart Quotes - Kuthetha ukuthini ukuyeka ukuhamba
“Izivumelwano ezithethiweyo zixabiseke njenge fart kwitreadmill.” - URobert Rinder
"Ndiyi-fart emoyeni, i-violet ethobekileyo, phantsi kwe-cowpat." – Djuna Barnes
"Ndihlala ndicinga ukuba i-farts iyahlekisa, kwaye ndihlala ndicinga ukuba ekubeni bevela emzimbeni wam, bangowam ukuthetha ngawo." -Jenny Slate
"Impumelelo ifana nefart-ivumba lakho nje elimnandi." -UJames P Hogan
“Ikhaya kulapho intliziyo ikhoyo, indawo yokuhlala kulapho kukho ifart. Yiza singene endlini. Akukho bugcisa kwi-fart. Nangona kunjalo, i-fart ayinakuba yinto engenamsebenzi. Masiqhube kwaye siqhube ngaphandle kobugcisa endlwini." - Ernest Hemingway
"Ukuba ndiyakwazi ukukhanyisa i-farts yam, ndingaya inyanga okanye ubhabhe uye eUranus.” - URobin Williams
Yintoni efana nefart enukayo ebonakala ngokucacileyo nangona ingabonakali? Okwakho imposiso, ezicace kanye njengemizamo yokuzifihla." - Dalai Lama
"Umntu ohamba ngobuqili kwi-elevator akayena uThixo kwaye indoda kufuneka iqonde oko." -URobert Bly
"Abo baphila ngethemba baya kufa farting." - UBenjamin Franklin
"I-fart eyonwabileyo ayiveli kwi-butt engathandekiyo." - UMartin Luther
"Nawuphi na umfana unokuhamba kwindawo evaliweyo kwaye athi ulawula umoya." - Scott Lynch
"uthando Kububuvuvu beentliziyo zonke: Kuba buhlungu umntu xa engawolwanga, Yaye kuyakhubekisa nabanye xa ekhululwa.” - UMhlekazi uJohn owanyayo
"Uninzi abantu ukonwabele ukubona umbhalo wesandla sabo ngoxa besonwabele ivumba lazo zabo.” - WH Uphicotho
“Ungazisoli ukuba uyachama xa uchama, akukho nanye imvula ngaphandle kweendudumo. –Matthew Wineman
"Abantwana kubonisa ukuba kusoloko kukho umntu onetyala ngefart yakho.” – uDana Gould
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