Igqityelwe ukuhlaziya ngoMeyi 29, 2021 ngu URoger Kaufman

Sikunye siya kuphosa umntwana phezu kwentaba.

UMboniso weSketch – umzobo ohlekisayo malunga nezithintelo zentetho

Iintlobo zesithintelo kwintetho-uGeorge W. Bush

"Undijongele phantsi ngokungalunganga," uGeorge W. Bush wabhengeza ngokugqithiseleyo kwintetho ye-2000 malunga nempumelelo yakhe emangalisayo phezu kwembangi uJohn McCain.

“Enene sinayo impumelelo yimpumelelo. Abanye imposiso yenziwe. Ngokwenene sabelana ngesondo…uh…iingxaki.”

Oku kumela nje enye yeempazamo ezininzi zolwimi ezenziwa nguGeorge W. Bush ngelixa engumongameli.

Kodwa igxininisa into enye ebalulekileyo: Akukho mntu uthetha ngokugqibeleleyo, kubandakanywa abezopolitiko abaziwayo, abaqhelisela ukuthetha esidlangalaleni yaye mhlawumbi bathetha kakhulu.

Iziliphu zeFreudian zolwimi - iintlobo zeempazamo zentetho

Ezona mpazamo zentetho zaziwa kakhulu ngaphandle kwamathandabuzo Ukutyibilika kolwimi lweFreudian, apho isithethi sibonakalisa ngokungahambi kakuhle iimvakalelo zaso zokwenene, zonakalisa ukubonakala kwakhe kwembeko kwaye kukhokelela kwimeko ehlazekileyo yonke.

Apha ngezantsi ngumzekelo wangoku wesiliphu esidumileyo seFreudian:

• Ngexesha lentshumayelo eVatican ngo-2014, uPope Francis wasebenzisa ngempazamo igama lesiTaliyane elithi "cazzo" (elinokuguqulwa libe yi "penis" okanye "f***") ngokuchasene ne "caso" (elithetha "umzekelo"). . UPapa wazilungisa ngokukhawuleza, kodwa kungekhona ngaphambi kokuba impazamo ivele kwiiwebhusayithi ezininzi, blog kunye neevidiyo zikaYouTube zabelwana ngazo.

Iziliphu zeFreudian zolwimi ziyonwabisa, kodwa zibonisa kuphela inxalenye encinci yeempazamo zokoqobo zolwimi. abantu yenza.

Ngexabiso elichaziweyo, iimpazamo zentetho zingenzeka kubomi bokwenene impilo ukonwabisa kancinci kunolwimi lweFreudian.

Nangona kunjalo, iimbono abasinika zona malunga nesichazi-magama sengqondo kunye neziseko zokuqonda zolwimi nikeza nantoni na ngaphandle kwemihla ngemihla.

Iindidi zeemposiso zentetho-Iimpazamo zeZandi zokuthetha

Ezinye iimpazamo zentetho zezandi okanye zinxulumene nentetho yefonetiki.

Nangona kukho iindlela ezingenakubalwa apho abantu banokubiza amagama ngendlela engafanelekanga, siza kujonga iimpazamo ezimbini eziqhelekileyo zephonological:

Ukulindela kunye nokuzingisa

Uzingiso lwenzeka xa isandi esisuka kwigama elidlulileyo sitshintshela indlela yaso kwigama elizayo.

Nantsi imizekelo yokuzingisa:

• Wajikeleza ephethe itoti (endaweni yetoti).

• Bafumene ikhulu leedola (ngokuchasene nebhilidi yedola).

Ukulindela sisichasi sokuzingisa:

Kwenzeka xa isithethi sisebenzise ngempazamo isandi esisuka kwigama eliza kamva kwintetho.

Eminye imizekelo:

• Wasela ikomityi yeti yomntwana - endaweni yekomityi eshushu yeti.

• Wayenxibe umtya wokumelana nemozulu – endaweni yomtya wesikhumba wendalo.

Kulula kakhulu ukuqikelela ukuba kuqhubeka ntoni ngeempazamo zokuzingisa:

Ulwimi lwethu, lujamelene nomsebenzi ontsonkothileyo wokuvelisa izandi ezahlukahlukeneyo ngexesha elifutshane kakhulu, lwasuka lwabhideka lwaza lwavelisa isandi segama elidluleyo.

Ngokungathandabuzekiyo, iingcali zeelwimi zithathe ubukho bokulindela ukulindela njengento ebonisa ukuba ingqondo yethu icwangcisa zonke iintetho zethu, nangona sithetha ngokuzenzekelayo.

Oku kuthetha ukuba kwanangaphambi kokuba siqalise ukuthetha, sonke isivakalisi sifumaneka ngokulula kwinqanaba elisisiseko engqondweni yethu.

Ngenxa yesi sizathu, amagama angekathethwa angalutshintsha ulwimi lwethu aze enze iimpazamo xa edlalwa ngokulandelelana kwawo.

Enye impazamo eqhelekileyo yenzeka xa igama lilonke litshintshwa lelinye igama elahlukileyo kweli ulifunayo.

Nantsi eminye imizekelo:

• I-CV yam inde – endaweni yokuba ibemfutshane.

• Jonga le nja encinci enomtsalane - endaweni yoko cat.

Njengoko le mizekelo ingasentla ibonisa, igama elifakwe endaweni yalo ngokungachanekanga alikho nje ngokungakhethiyo.

Endaweni yoko, iimpazamo ezininzi ezizezinye zabelana ngeempawu ezifanayo.

Okokuqala, zombini igama elithatyathiweyo kunye negama ekujoliswe kulo ngokubanzi ngamalungu odidi olufanayo lwe-syntactic - zombini "mfutshane" kunye "nobude" zizichazi; "Inja" kunye ne “pet cat” zizibizo zombini.

Ngokuqinisekileyo akunakwenzeka ukuba umntu athi ngengozi, "I-resume yam i-eco-friendly kakhulu" okanye "Jonga le nqanawa encinci yamanzi."

Iintlobo zesiphene kwintetho - Iimpazamo zolwimi lwangaphandle

Uninzi lwezifundo zeempazamo zentetho zenziwa kunye nezithethi zisebenzisa ulwimi lwazo lwenkobe.

Nangona kunjalo, kukho uphando kwiindidi ezahlukeneyo zeempazamo zentetho ezenziwe zizithethi zomthonyama kunye nezo zenziwa kamva impilo wafumanisa ulwimi.

Ayimangalisi into yokuba, izithethi ezingezozamthonyama zenza iimpazamo ezininzi ngokomndilili kunoogxa babo bomthonyama.

Ngokungaphephekiyo, iimpazamo zentetho zingaphezulu kakhulu kunolwimi lukaFreudian.

Enyanisweni, i-slips yolwimi ayinakuba yinto ebonisa iminqweno yethu yangaphakathi njengoko uFreud wayeya kucinga, kodwa bahlala benomdla ngendlela yabo.

Zibonisa ukuba silungiselela intetho yethu, kwanangentetho ezenzekelayo xa singazi.

Basixelela ukuba ingqondo yethu ihlela amagama ngokusekwe kwi-syntactic kunye neempawu zesemantic.

Zikwasibonisa ukuba iindidi zamagama ezithile zinokuninzi starker zimiliselwe ezingqondweni zethu kunabanye, nto leyo enika ukuqonda ekufundeni nasekusebenziseni ulwimi lwesibini.

Iindidi zezithintelo zentetho-Imodareyitha ifumana ukuhleka-Isiketshi esihlekisayo malunga nezithintelo zokuthetha

Iintlobo zesithintelo kwintetho - isiqhulo esihlekisayo sokuthintela intetho

Oselula indoda une Ingxaki yolwimi. Uhlala edibanisa amagama kwisivakalisi. Ulindele uncedo lokugqibela kwisikolo sonyango lokuthetha. I Inkwenkwe Utitshala umnika isivakalisi esilula ukuba asiqhelisele. "Iilamuni kunye neeOrenji". Umfana, nangona kunjalo, uphinda athi: "I-Citrangen kunye ne-oranges!" Emva kweeveki ezimbini, umfundisi-ntsapho uyarhoxa aze athi kumfundi: “Ukuba unokusiphinda esi sivakalisi silula ngaphandle kweempazamo, unesinye. Iwunsch Ndikhulule kunye nam!" Ukususela ngoko uya kuziqhelanisa ngcube. Emva kweentsuku ezimbalwa lifikile ixesha. I Inkwenkwe Umntu usondela kutitshala wakhe aze athi: "Iilamuni kunye neeorenji!" Uyancuma athi, "Kulungile, unqwenela ntoni?" Kwaye uthi: "Ndifuna ukukukhupha, uyaphambana!"

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