Ambiguous Sayings | 115 zvirevo zvekufunga nezvazvo

Yakapedzisira kugadziridzwa musi waNyamavhuvhu 7, 2022 na Roger Kaufman

Ambiguous words | Mashoko 115 okufunga nezvawo anogona kutinyaradza uye kutikurudzira munguva dzakaoma.

Vanogonawo kutiyeuchidza kuti hatisi toga uye kuti vamwe vanhu vari kusanganawo nenguva dzakaoma.

Muchinyorwa chino ini ndaisa pamwechete mamwe zvirevo zvisinganzwisisike kuti iwe ufunge nezvazvo.

ichi zvirevo inogona kukubatsira kukuratidza kuti pane nguva dzose mativi maviri kunyaya imwe neimwe uye kuti hapana kunonoka kuchinja chimwe chinhu.

"Kana zvakadaro Leben zvapera, zvinotora zvinoreva; Kusvikira ipapo hapana chikonzero; zvarinoreva zvakamiswa uye naizvozvo hazvinzwisisike.” – Pier Paolo Pasolini

47 Cheeky ambiguous zvirevo kufunga nezvazvo

• "Handina chokwadi chekufara kana kusuwa izvozvi." - Hazvizivikanwe
• "Unoti kudii munhu anogara aine mhinduro asi asingabvunze mibvunzo?" - Hazvizivikanwe
• "Kusajeka ivolleyball yadhiabhorosi." – Emo Philips
• "Kunakidzwa kwakashanduka kuve kwakakomba - ava nemakore matatu zvino!" - Hazvizivikanwe
• “Zvakaoma kuziva zvokuita kana warasika. Asi zvakatonyanya kuoma kuziva kuti uripi kana wawanikwa.” - Hazvizivikanwe
• "Handizive zvandinoda kuita nehupenyu hwangu." - Hazvizivikanwe

• "Handizivi zvandinofunga kusvikira ndaverenga." - Hazvizivikanwe
• "Chinhu chakaipisisa kupfuura kutaurwa nezvacho hachisi kutaurwa nezvacho." - Hazvizivikanwe
• "Handizive." - Hazvizivikanwe
• "Tariro haina kujeka, asi kutya kunokosha." – Leo Rusten
• "Zvakaoma." - Hazvizivikanwe
• "Handizivi zvandinofunga kusvikira ndariverenga rakadhindwa." - Mark Twain
• "Iwe hauzive zvaunazvo kusvika zvaenda." - Hazvizivikanwe

• "Zviri nani kuda uye kurasikirwa pane kusava nerudo." - Hazvizivikanwe
• "Uyo asina huipi haana hunhu." - Hazvizivikanwe
• "Hapana chipingamupinyi chikuru mukufambira mberi kwezivo kupfuura kusanzwisisika kwemazwi." – Thomas Reid
• "Uyo asina huipi haana hunhu." - Hazvizivikanwe
• "Handizivi zvandinofunga kusvikira ndaona kuti vamwe vanoita sei." - Hazvizivikanwe
• "Hupenyu ndehwekusaziva, kuchinja, kubata nguva uye kuita zvakanyanya pasina kuziva zvichaitika." – Gilda Radner

Mashoko asina kujeka ekufunga nezve WhatsApp

• "Kana zvichiita sezvakanyanya kunaka kuti ive chokwadi, pamwe ndizvo." - Hazvizivikanwe
• "Nekuda kwekutanga kufungidzira hakuna mukana wechipiri." - Hazvizivikanwe
• “Chakakosha kuramba uchidzidza, kunakidzwa nematambudziko uye kushivirira kusajeka. Pakupedzisira, hapana mhinduro dzechokwadi. ” – Mathias Hörner
• "Zvinotora maviri kuti tango ..." - Hazvizivikanwe
• "Ini handina kuvenga kusanzwisisika, kutaura zvazviri, kusanzwisisika ndiko kwandinofunga kuti hupenyu huri pamusoro." - Robert Rubin
• "Hupenyu hunoramba husina kujeka chero paine hupenyu." - Paul Tillich
• "Iwe hausati wanyanya kuchembera kuti udzidze chimwe chinhu chitsva." - Hazvizivikanwe
• "Sendi rakachengetedzwa imari inowanwa." - Hazvizivikanwe
• “Shandisa kusajeka kuri munyika. Tarisa chimwe chinhu uye funga nezve chimwe chingave. " - Roger von Oech

• "Kunogara kuine rima zvakanyanya kusati kwaedza." - Hazvizivikanwe
• "Ndiri kutotanga." - Hazvizivikanwe
• "Chokwadi chinogara chine kusanzwisisika kwemazwi ayo anotaurwa nawo." – Frank Herbert
• "Iwe hauzive zvaunazvo kusvika zvaenda." - Hazvizivikanwe
• "Kunyemwerera ndiyo motokari yakasarudzwa yezvose zvisinganzwisisiki." - Herman Melville
• "Sendi rakachengetedzwa imari inowanwa." - Hazvizivikanwe
• "Panogara paine maviri ayo ndeayo." - Hazvizivikanwe
• “Kudzidza kurarama nokusanzwisisa kunoreva kudzidza kurarama nei chaizvo upenyu, huzere nokuoma kunzwisisa uye zvinoshamisa zvinoshamisa.” —James Hollis
• “Hapana chinhu chinonzi kukwana. Asi pane chinhu chakadai sekuvandudzwa. Saka ramba uchivandudza. " - Hazvizivikanwe

• “Hatifanirwe kurarama nemitemo yemumwe munhu. Tinofanira kungotevera zvedu.” - Hazvizivikanwe
• "Kutaura zvazviri, kusajeka uye kusanzwisisana uku ndiko kunowanzo kunetsa muvakadzi." – Lillian B. Rubin
• “Zvinhu zvese zvichave zvisina kujeka, nekuti uku ndiko kutukwa kwa Uchenjeri." – Greg Bere
• “Dzimwe nguva tinotofanira kushambira tichirwisana nemafungu. Uye dzimwe nguva tinofanira kumira toga.” - Hazvizivikanwe
• "Avo vanofunga zvisina kujeka vane zvakawanda zvekuseka nezvazvo!" - Hazvizivikanwe
• "Usanetseka kana usina kukwana." - Hazvizivikanwe
• "Hakuna lunch yemahara." - Hazvizivikanwe
• "Kunyangwe kururamisira chinhu chisina kujeka." – Nadia Hashimi
• "Ndinotya tsananguro dzinotsanangura zvinhu zvinotsanangurwa." - Abraham Lincoln

42 Zviripachena zvirevo zvisinganzwisisike

Kana iwe uchida kunzwa majee anosekesa uye anosemesa, saka mazwi asina kujeka akakunakira iwe.

Mashoko aya angaita seasingakuvadzi pakutanga, asi ane zvaanoreva nyaya dzepabonde.

Mazwi asina kujeka inzira huru yekusvitsa vanhu kuunza kuseka uye kurerutsa manzwiro.

Hezvino zvimwe zvezvandinosarudza:

“Une chimwe chinhu chandinoda.”

"Chii chakareba 15 cm uye mukadzi wese anofarira kubata mumaoko ake? Maeuro zana. "

Kondakita kuvatambi vake: “Vatambi vese vendarira vasati vava nebhonzo, ndapota kwirai muimba yepamusoro mubve!”

“Ndichauya, ndichakurwisa, ndigokukanda pamubhedha, nokupinda mukati mako. Uchaoma nechando, dikita, kudedera uye kudedera.” Kutarisira furuwenza yako!

“Ndave nemwedzi miviri ndisina kupfeka mhete dzangu uye maburi angu akura. Ndiri kutanga kunetseka nezve mamwe mazaruko! "

"Ndinoshamisika kuti chii chinoitika kune nzungu mudenga."

"Ndakashamisika chaizvo nekukura kwepasuru yake."

Chii chakaoma, chine mvere uye chinopinda mumuviri? The toothbrush!

"Nenguva isipi akange ave kudonha mvura."

"Mwedzi wakakwana unobata sei hupenyu hwako hwepabonde?" “Zvakanaka, ndinogona kuziva vavakidzani vangu zviri nani zvikuru.”

"Akaedza zvese asi haana kukwanisa."

"Ehe, mhuka yandinofarira ndeye beaver."

“Kuda kukunanzva, kukuruma, kuyamwa iwe! Unondipengesa, ndinofanira kuva newe, unondipisa, anopisa sitirobheri ice cream!

"Akatora musoro wake mumaoko ake ndokumupuruzira."

“Vanogara vachibatanidzwa mune imwe nzira yebonde kana imwe. Zvakaoma kuvaparadzanisa kwenguva yakareba. "

“Ndakanzwa simba randisingatarisiri uye muto muchena wakanga watove kugwinha. Ndakanga ndichiyangarara pamusoro pemakore epingi, ndichikama mhou kekutanga!”

"Ndaigona kukuputira zuva rose."

“Ndine chokwadi chokuti aneta; akapedza zuva rose akapfugama.”

"Ungandigadzirira bubble ... kana tii yeitsvo?"

"Tea bag rakatove nani kechipiri."

“Waona Heute saka kupisa kutarisa. Ndingakubata here?"

“Unoda kumanikidza muviri kurwisa muviri here? mweya pfungwa? Kunzwa hwema? Zvinzvimbo zvakasiyana? Mu-kunze, mberi uye kumashure? Ehe? Wokwira bhazi!”

"Ndakaedza zvese, asi zvakaramba zvichitsvedza."

“Anoshamisa kundikwenya, kundinanzva pese pese. Uye pandinenge ndichidonha, rurimi rwako runonanzva zvose kusvikira ndapinda mukati mako! Aizikirimu yako yeMagnum."

"Pearl necklace inotaridzika zvakanaka pauri."

Iwe unofanirwa kunge uri mubhazi: "inorema traffic" mangwanani ega ega, "inorema yekumhanyisa awa" mushure mebasa uye zvino inouya nguva dzose maminetsi gumi nemaviri.

"Ini love Soseji."

“Tanga waridza, womedza, kofi yanyanya kupisa.

"Ini ndanga ndichitarisira zvimwe mainji mana, asi akandipa mamwe 12."

"Akura 15 cm! Kwira pairi, tsvedza pasi zvishoma nezvishoma. Iwe unonzwa kusimba kana wakadzika? O, zvakanaka! Sinou yakadzika.”

"Handidi kukukuvadza, asi ndinogona."

"Akaiisa mumuromo make, matama ake akatenderera, akafuridza nekukurumidza uye nekukurumidza, maziso ake akawedzera kupenya, ipapo kwakave nekuputika uye chingamu chakanamira kwese kwese."

"Takagara usiku hwose."

“Unogara uchingopinda mumakomba maviri! Kushandiswa zvakanaka kwemushonga wemhino kwakakosha kuti zvese zvishande nemazvo.

“Ndakashamiswa nesimba guru ravafambisi vengarava.”

"Kuyamwa, kufuridza kana neruoko, ndeipi nzira yakanaka yekubvisa mashizha mubindu?"

"Kubva paakamuratidza zvekuita, anongofarira kukanda hembe dzesalad."

“Sei zvinyoreso zvisingaite mimba? Ehe, nekuti vane maspirals!

“Kana rurimi rwangu rwuri mugomba uye nekukara uchinanzva donhwe rega rega, usafunga kuti ndiri nguruve, ndiri kungotaura nezvebhodhoro rewaini!

"Anofanira kunyatso shanda pakubata kwake bhora."

“Mabhurugwa ako akavhurika! Hongu, ndinoziva, ndiripo nhasi.”

em magan vadivelu comedy Ambiguous Quotes

Mashoko asina kujeka inzira huru yekutamba nepfungwa dzako.

Mashoko asina kujeka Zvinogona kunge zvisingakuvadzi uye kungonakidzwa zvishoma, kana zvinogona kukanganisa zvakanyanya.

Asi chero zvavari, mashoko asina kujeka vanogara vachisetsa.

Saka kana iwe uchida zvishoma kusetsa Kana iwe uchida chimwe chinhu chinonyadzisa vamwe, saka aya mazwi asina kujeka ndiwo chinhu chako.

Nakidzwa uchirava!

Ko mashoko aya ane mukurumbira anorevei chaizvo?

"Eambiguity ndiyo munyu wemutauro." – Pun

“Kunyanya ini ruzivo, ndinowedzera kuziva kuti ndinoziva zvishoma sei.” - Socrates

"Hupenyu hwakafanana nebhasikoro: iwe unofanirwa kuramba uchifamba kuti uchengetedze dzikamo." - Albert Einstein

"Kutarisa asi kusaona kunzwa asi kusanzwisisa ziso." – Mokokoma Mokhonoana

"Hapana chipingamupinyi chiri nani pakufambira mberi kwekunzwisisa kupfuura rima remashoko." – Thomas Reid

“Pandakafamba kubva kuguta rokusava nechokwadi, ndaifanira kupfuura nomumupata wokusava nechokwadi.” - Adam Smith

“Kusiyana nezvinoreva, chokwadi chinoramba chiripo pakushandurwa.” – Mokokoma Mokhonoana

"Kuona kusajeka kwezvakabudirira zvikuru pamwe nekukundikana kwakanyanya chiratidzo chakajeka chekukura." - Paul Tillich

Kana mumwe munhu akati kwauri: Nguva inoporesa maronda ese - ipapo varove kumeso uye uti: Zvichava zvakanaka zvakare. - Hazvizivikanwe

"Kusashivirira kusava nechokwadi chiratidzo chehutongi hwehutongi." – Theodore Adorno

“Kudzidza kubata nokusava nechokwadi kunoreva kuziva kuti upenyu hwakaita sei, huzere nemanomano uye zvinoshamisa zvinoshamisa.” —James Hollis

"Murume ane grill ari kutsvaga mukadzi ane marasha!" - Hazvizivikanwe

"Ndinotsvaga rima pandinonyora nekuti hupenyu hauna chokwadi." —Keith Richards

“Shandisai rima riri munyika. Tarisa chimwe chinhu uye zvakare funga nezve chimwe chingave chii. " - Roger von Oech

"Chinangwa kurarama upenyu hwakakwana, hunobudirira pasinei nerima rose iri. Hazvina mhosva kuti chii chinoitika, kana masero egomarara haazombotangazve kana kuti ukafa, chakanyanya ndechekuti wakararama mazuva awaive nawo. ” – Gilda Radner

"Kunyanya kusanzwisisika, kunowedzera mufaro." –Milan Kundera

"Hupenyu ndehwekusaziva, kuchinja, kubata nguva uye kuita zvakanyanya pasina kuziva zvichaitika." – Gilda Radner

"Neurosis kusakwanisa kushivirira kusagadzikana." - Sigmund Freud

“Chinhu chakakosha kuchengetedza kunzwisisa, kunakidzwa nematambudziko uye kutsungirira kusanzwisisika. Pakupedzisira, hapana mhinduro dzechokwadi. " – Matina Nyanga

“Ndagara ndichifunga kuti mukadzi ane musengwa wake wekubata nyaya yezera rake zvisina tsarukano.” – Helena Rubinstein

"Kusajeka ivolleyball yemuvengi." – EmoPhilips

“Ndaida magumo akanaka. Parizvino, ndaona neruoko kuti dzimwe nhetembo hadzina mutinhimira uye dzimwe nyaya hadzina matangiro akajeka, pakati nemagumo. – Gilda Radner

"Ini ndinofarira hunyanzvi hwezvematongerwo enyika, ndiko kuti, hunyanzvi hwekusanzwisisa, kupokana, mafambiro asina kupera uye nemagumo asina kujeka - hunyanzvi (uyewo zvematongerwo enyika) umo positivity inochengetedzwa pamwe nekusatendeka." – William Kentridge

“Mukati meHondo Yemashoko, takaramba tiri munguva dzakanyorwa zvinhu zvakanga zvisiri nyore uye kwakanga kune mumvuri wegrey nerima.” - John le Carre

"Kushandiswa kweye nhema detector hakuna zvakawanda kunze kwekuunza matambudziko, kusagadzikana uye kukanganisa." —Aldrich Ames

"Ndinotya kuti matsananguro akajekeswa." - Abraham Lincoln