Black kuseka: zvakanakisa kungoseka

Yakapedzisira kugadziridzwa musi waChikumi 25, 2023 na Roger Kaufman

95 Dema Zvinosetsa: Nei dzimwe nguva zviri nani kungoseka

Kana iwe uine zuva rakashata, pamwe inguva yekuyedza kuseka kushoma.

Kusekesa imhando yekuseka ine chinangwa chekutarisa zvinhu nemaonero akasiyana.

Inzira yekuseka nayo zvinhu zvisiri zvekutamba.

Pane zvikonzero zvakawanda nei vanhu kuseka kwenhema kufanana. Kune rumwe rutivi, inogona kukubatsira kutsungirira mamiriro ezvinhu akaoma.

Kana iwe kuseka chimwe chinhu Kana uchikwanisa, zvingasava zvakaipa sezvawaifunga pakutanga.

Zvinosetsa zvinogona kubatsirawo vamwe vanhu kuti useke.

Kana uchikwanisa, kuseka zvinhukuti vamwe vanhu vanowana kusagadzikana kana kutyisa, unogona kumira kunze kweboka.

Nei kuseka kwakasviba ndicho chishandiso chine simba kwazvo chekubudirira kwebhizinesi

Hakuna pfungwa dzakaipa mubhizinesi.

Kuseka kwakasviba imhando yekuseka iyo inowanzobatanidza rima madingindira uye mamiriro. Dzimwe nguva vanhu vanoshandisa kuseka kwerima kubata nemamiriro ezvinhu akaoma ehupenyu.

Kutya kukundikana

• ari nguva yakanakisisakudyara muti aiva makore 20 apfuura. Nguva yechipiri yakanaka ikozvino.
• Usamborega mumwe munhu achisarudza kuti ndiwe ani kana zvaunofanira kuva.
• Ramba uchidzidza.
• Hurongwa hwakanaka hunoitwa nechisimba ikozvino huri nani pane chirongwa chakakwana mangwana.
• Kukundikana inongova mhinduro.
• Kana wangopinda mugehena, ramba uchienda.
• Kana uine dambudziko, ita sarudzo.
• Kana usingazivi kwauri kuenda, nzira dzose dzichakusvitsa ikoko.
• Das Leben Hazvina kunaka, asi zvichiri kukosha kurarama.
• handityi rufu; Ini hangu handidi kufa ndisina kuzadziswa.
• Kiyi yekufara ndeye rusununguko.
• Tsanangudzo yehupenzi kuita chinhu chimwe chete kakawanda uye nekutarisira mhinduro dzakasiyana.
• Tinofanira kudzidza kugara pamwe chete sehama kana kuparara pamwe chete nemapenzi.
• Iwe haugone kutenga mufaro, asi unogona kutenga doro.
• Iwe haugone kudzidzisa imbwa yakwegura maitiro matsva.
• Iwe haugone kugadzirisa matambudziko uchishandisa pfungwa imwechete yawakashandisa kuagadzira.
• Iwe haumbonyatso nzwisisa munhu kusvika waona zvinhu nemaonero avo - kusvika wapinda mubhutsu dzavo wofamba famba

Chii chinonzi Black Humor?

Dark humor imhando yekuseka kunouya nekurasikirwa nevamwe vanhu kana nzanga yese.

Kuseka kutema kunogona nezvenyaya dzechipo serufu, hurwere, mhirizhonga kana dzimwe nyaya dzisingafadzi dzinogona kusetsa.

Vamwe vanhu vanofunga kuti kuseka kwerima kunosetsa, vamwe havadaro.

Kana iwe usina chokwadi kana mumwe munhu anoda kuseka kwakasviba, zviri nani kuti usashandise.

1. Sei kusetsa kwerima kuchifarirwa zvakadaro?

• Nokuti anosetsa
• Nokuti yakadzama
• Nokuti anodenha
• Nokuti akasiyana

2. Ndedzipi misoro yakakodzera kuseka kwevatema?

• Tod
• Sex
• mhirizhonga
• zvematongerwo enyika

3. Shoko rokuti "black humor" rinobva kupi?

• Kubva kuAmerican film noir
• Kubva kuSurrealist Art
• Kubva ku psychology
• Kubva kuYiddish

4. Chii chinangwa chevatema kuseka?

• vanhu kuti kuunza kuseka
• kuita kuti vanhu vafunge
• kutsamwisa vanhu
• kuvhiringa vanhu

5. Kuseka kutema kunogonawo kuve kwakanaka here?

• Kwete, inogara isina kunaka
• Hungu, inogonawo kuva yakanaka
• Dzimwe nguva zvinoenderana
• Hazvina basa, anogara achisetsa

Mashoko emutema anosekesa nezvehukama

Hukama hwakaoma. Vanoseka futi. Heano mamwe mazwi erima anosekesa achakubatsira kuzviseka iwe nehukama hwako.

• Hukama hwakafanana nebhuku - hauzive zvaunazvo kusvika raenda.
• Hukama hwakaita sechokoreti - inonaka zvirinani pane yazvinotaridzika.
• Hukama hwakafanana nemimhanzi - haugone kuinzwa pasina nzeve.
• Ukama hwakafanana newaini - hunova nani nezera.
• Hukama hwakafanana mvura, haugone kuinwa kunze kwekunge washandura kuita tii.
• Hukama hwakafanana neaizikirimu - unoidya isati yanyungudika.
• Hukama hwakafanana nesipo – unoishandisa wobva wairasa.
• Ukama hwakafanana neglue - inonamatira kune zvese kunze kweshangu dzako.
• Hukama hwakaita senzungu butter - inopararira nyore.
• Ukama hwakafanana nechizi - hunokuita mafuta.
• Hukama hwakafanana nebroccoli - zvakakunakira iwe.
• Ukama hwakafanana nepizza - zviri nani kutonhora.
• Hukama hwakafanana nemoto - hunopisa zvakapetwa kaviri kana wahudyisa.

Kuseka kwakasviba hakusi nguva dzose kunosetsa

Kuseka kwakasviba imhando yakakosha yekuseka iyo inopwanya taboos kana inobata nemisoro yakasviba nenzira inosetsa.

Kuseka kwakasviba hakusi nguva dzose kunosetsa uye dzimwe nguva kunogona kukuvadza.

Vanhu vanoshandisa zvinosetsa vanowanzozviita kuti vatsungirire mamiriro ezvinhu akaoma.

Paunenge uchishandisa kuseka kwakasviba, yeuka kuti havasi vese vanozozviona zvinosetsa.

Iwe unofanirwawo kungwarira mashandisiro aunoita kuti usaonekwe seunogumbura.

Zvinotaurwa neBlack kuseka

"Unofanirwa kubvuma chokwadi chekuti mune dzimwe nguva uri njiva uye mune dzimwe nguva uri chivezwa." – Claude Chabrol

"Kufa hakugone kuve kwakaoma kudaro, munhu wese azviita kusvika zvino." – Norman Mailer

“Mugore rokutanga reroorano, murume anovavarira kutonga. Muchipiri anorwira kuenzana. Muchitatu anotamburira kuvapo kwake pasina. " - George Bernard Shaw

"Unoziva kuti wave kuchembera iwe uchikotama uchisunga tambo dzebhutsu uchifunga kuti chii chimwe chaungave uchiita uchiri zasi uko." - George Burns

“Gara uchiwana mari kubva kumunhu asina tariro. Haazvitarisire zvakare" - Oscar Wilde

“Ndinonzwisisa murume akasiya kuputa fodya, kunwa doro, kuita bonde nekudya zvinovaka muviri. Akanga ari mutano kusvikira zuva raakazviuraya.” - Johnny Carson

Batidza moto murume uye acharamba akadaro kwezuva rimwe chete kugadzikana vane." —Terry Pratchet

"Kana yako yapfuura ichiita seikukushungurudza, ita shuwa kuti inouya mushure mekudya kwemanheru kuti zvisaparadze zuva rako rose." – Jay Wickre

Pasinei nemukurumbira wangu wakashata, ini ndine moyo wemudiki mwana. Ndinoichengeta muhari padhesiki rangu.” – Robert Bloch

“Ndine dambudziko rekunwa doro, handirikwanise.” - Hazvizivikanwe

"Chiremba wangu wepfungwa akandiudza kuti ndinopenga uye ndakati ndaida imwe pfungwa." –Rodney Dangerfield

"Shamwari yangu akafa achiita zvaaida ... heroin." – DeAnne Smith

Chinhu chakanakisa nezveramangwana ndechekuti rinouya zvese kamwechete. " - Abraham Lincoln

Chii chaungaita kuseka kutema nezve?

Kuseka kutema chimwe chinhu kuti haufungi nezvakawanda ndinofanira.

Chingori chimwe chinhu chaunogona kuita kuti uzviseke iwe kana vamwe.

Zvisinei, pane dzimwe nyaya dzinofanira kuitwa kuseka kwakasviba.

Chinyorwa ichi chinobata dzimwe dzemisoro iyi.

• Ndine jee nezve manejimendi ebhizinesi. Asi 99% yako hauzomboiwana.
• Heute raiva zuva raityisa. Mudiwa wangu akarohwa nebhazi. Sekuti ndichasiya basa rangu semutyairi wemabhazi!
• Pakupedzisira, chidzidzo chitsva chikuru munguva pfupi yapfuura chakawana kuti vanhu vanodya mabhanana akawanda kupfuura tsoko. Inoshanda. Handichayeuki nguva yandakapedzisira kudya tsoko.
• "Ndinoshanda nemhuka," vanhu vakadaro munguva yavo. “Zvakanaka chaizvo,” anopindura kudaro. “Ndinofarira murume anokoshesa mhuka. Unoshanda kupi?" “Ndiri bhucha,” anodaro.
• Mazuva mashoma apfuura, mumwe wangu akandikumbira kuti ndimutambidze lipstick yake, asi ndakangoerekana ndamupa chimuti. Haasati ataura neni.
• wenn ich mukuru Ndinofunga nezve vanhu vese vandicharasikirwa navo mukuita. Pamwe kuve mutungamiriri wevashanyi yakanga isiri sarudzo yakanaka.
• Pakafa Sekuru vangu Frank, vaida kuti zvisaririra zvavo zvivigwe mugagi ravo redoro ravaifarira. Yekupedzisira yake Chikwata aifanira kuva Frank mudombo.
• “Zita rako ndiani, mwanakomana wangu?” mudzidzisi akabvunza mudzidzi wake. The mhando akapindura, “D-d-d-dav-dav-david, changamire.” “Une kundandama here?” mudzidzisi akabvunza. Mudzidzi wacho akati: “Aiwa, baba vangu vanokakama, asi murume akanyora zita rangu rakanga riri benzi chairo.”
• Usambokuvadza moyo wemunhu, ivo vane mumwe chete. Vanoda kuvhuna mapfupa avo, vane 206 awo.
• Handife ndakakanganwa mashoko ekupedzisira asekuru vangu vasati vafa. "Uchakabata manera here?".
• Ndine hove inogona breakdance! Asi chete kwemasekonzi makumi maviri uye chete nekukurumidza sezvinobvira.
• Chii chinonzi musiyano pakati Jelly uye jam? Iwe haugone kudzvanya clown mumotokari diki.
• Nhasi ndafunga kushanyira musha wangu wehudiki. Ndakabvunza varidzi vemba kuti ndipinde here nekuti ndainzwa tsitsi asi vakaramba ndokundirova gonhi kumeso. Zvangu amai nababa ndidzo dzakaipisisa.
• "Ingoti HAI kuzvinodhaka!" Zvakanaka, kana ndiri kutaura nezvemishonga yangu, ndinogona kunge ndatobvuma.
• Hafu yangu iri nani yakandiudza kuti ndikasabva pakombuta, acharovera keyboard yangu.
• Mudzimai wangu akasiya katsamba pafiriji kaiti, “Izvi hazvisi kushanda.” Handina chokwadi zvachose nezvaari kutaura. Ndakavhura musuwo wefiriji uye inoshanda zvakanaka!
• Ndichangobva kugamuchira maresults ebvunzo dzachiremba uye ndakatsamwa. Pakupedzisira, handizove chiremba.
• Zvakakosha kuva nemashoko akanaka. Kudai ndakanga ndanyatsoona musiyano wemashoko okuti “kurapa” ne“nyaya,” imwe yeshamwari dzangu dzepamwoyo ingadai ichiripo.
• Chiremba akandibvunza mimwe mibvunzo pamusoro pemapundu angu. Akati ndaiva psoriasis mukomana.
• Ndeipi poindi yekupedzisira apo nhunzi inokuvara musoro painorova windshield yemotokari inofamba ne70 km paawa? Mboro yake.

Iwo 10 anonyanya kufarirwa nhema anosekesa mazwi enguva dzese

Kuseka ukuzitat kuti achakuseka.

Kuseka kwakasviba kunowanzoshandiswa nevanhu kuratidza manzwiro avanoita kana zvinhu muhupenyu hazvisi kufamba zvakanaka. Inozivikanwawo sekuseka kwakasviba nekuti kazhinji inosanganisira mamiriro asingafadzi.

“Handizivi kuti nei ndiri kutya kudaro. Handisati ndamboita zvakadai.”

Nekudaro, kune zvakare mamwe mashandisirwo akanaka ekuseka kwakasviba.

Kutaura idi, kusekesa kwakashata kwakaratidzirwa kubetsera vanhu kugonana nemamiriro ezvinhu anonetsa.

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"Kana uchienda kugehena, ramba uchienda."

ichi Quote naWinston Churchill yakashandiswa mukati meHondo Yenyika II paakabvunzwa kuti aizoita sei nechisimba cheNazi Germany.

Akapindura achiti: “Ndaiti ‘mangwanani’ ndovapa hero.”

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"Iwe haugone kugadzira omelet pasina kutyora mazai."

Iwe haugone kugadzira omelet kubva kune chero zai rekare. Inofanira kunge iri nyowani uye iri pakamuri tembiricha.

Kana ukashandisa zai mbishi, rinoputika kana rangorova pani. Izvi zvinoreva kuti unofanira kutenga gumi nemaviri mazai panzvimbo matanhatu.

Uye kunyangwe zvakadaro, iwe haugone kupedzisira uine omelet.

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Funny uchenjeri - 25 kusetsa upenyu uchenjeri kunyemwerera

mabviro: Zvakanakisa Matauriro uye Makotesheni

"Kutsiva kwakanyanya kubudirira kwemumwe murume."

Muchokwadi, kune nzira dzakawanda dzekutaura chinhu chimwe chete.

Heino mimwe mienzaniso: "Kutsiva ndiro ndiro rinoshandiswa zvakanyanya kutonhora", “Unokohwa chaunodyara” uye "Ani nani anozeza akarasika."

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"Kana hupenyu hukakupa marimu, gadzira lemonade."

Kana iwe uchitsvaga kuseka nekukurumidza, aya maseka akasviba zitat kuti chokwadi chinhu chakakodzera kwauri.

Vanokubatsirawo kunzwisisa kuti vanhu vanofunga sei uye nei vachizvibata nenzira yavanoita nayo.

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"Ndiri kufara kuti ndakwanisa kuchema."

Kana uchinzwa wakaora mwoyo, edza kushandisa rima rinosetsa kuti unzwe zviri nani.

Iwe uchaona kuti vanhu vanogovana pfungwa dzako dze... kusetsa share, tenda kuedza kwako pakureba.

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"Une godo chete nekuti mazwi ari kutaura nezvangu."

Hapana chakaipa pazviri, kuzviseka.

Kutaura zvazviri, kuita kudaro kune utano. Kuseka kunotibatsira kubvisa kushushikana uye kubvisa kushushikana, uye inoburitsawo maendorphin anotibatsira kunzwa zvakanaka.

Saka kana isu tiseke zvedu, tinozvibatsira chaizvo.

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"Kana zvichisetsa, zvinofanirwa kunge zviri zvechokwadi."

Kana wakambo... Vachiti “Chii chinosekesa Kana wakazvinzwa, ichokwadi, unoziva kuti ichokwadi chakadii machiri.

Haisi mutsara chete; ndiwo musimboti chaiwo wesainzi. Masayendisiti anoudaidza kuti mutemo wejoke reversal.

Mutemo uyu unoti vanhu vanowanzotenda kuti chimwe chinhu ichokwadi nekuti chinoita kuti vaseke.

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"Zvirinani kuita rombo rakanaka pane kunaka."

Pane zvinhu zvatinogona kudzora, zvimwe zvatisingagoni.

Tinogona kudzora zviito zvedu, asi hatigoni kudzora mamiriro okunze. Zvisinei, tinogona kudzora zvatinofunga nezvemamiriro okunze.

Kana isu vakaipa pfungwa nezvemamiriro ekunze zvichatiita kuti tiwedzere kunetseka. Kana isu, kune rumwe rutivi pfungwa dzakanaka nezvemamiriro ekunze, tichanzwa zviri nani.

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"Chinhu chakaipisisa kupfuura kutaurwa nezvacho hachisi kutaurwa nezvacho."

Saka kana uchinzwa wakaora mwoyo, edza kufunga nezvechimwe chinhu chinosekesa pane kudaro. Unenge wava kuseka usati watombozviona.

Kuseka kwakasviba kunogona kugumbura

Black kuseka imhando yakakosha yekuseka iyo isingazofarirwe nemunhu wese. Anogara achigumburisa, anonyomba uye anogonawo kushatirisa.

Vanhu vazhinji vanoshamisika kana zvakanaka kushandisa kuseka kwakasviba, uye mhinduro ndeyokuti inogamuchirwa zvachose chero iwe uchiziva mashandisirwo ayo.

Paunenge uchishandisa kuseka kwakasviba, zvakakosha kuti uzive vateereri vako.

Kana usina chokwadi chekuti vateereri vako vanonzwisisa here kana kuti vanoda zvinosetsa, zviri nani kuti usazvishandise.

Kunyangwe uine chokwadi chekuti vateereri vako vanonzwisisa uye vanofarira kuseka kwakasviba, unofanirwa kuishandisa nemazvo.

Kuseka kwakasviba kunogona kusanzwisiswa nyore nyore.

“Kana ndafa ndinoda kufa sezvakaita sekuru vakafa vakagarisana murunyararo. Usaridza mhere sezvinoita vaenzi vose vari mumotokari yake.” -Kuda Rogers

“Ndiri mushandi wemumba akanaka. Pese pandinosiya murume, ndinochengeta imba yake.” – Zsa Gabor

“Ndinogodora vanhu vanondida rudo kuziva. Ndiani ane mumwe munhu anovagamuchira sezvavari.”— Jess C. Scott

Chiratidzo chakanakisa chekuti hupenyu hwakangwara huripo kune imwe nzvimbo mu ... nzvimbo "Chinhu chete chiripo ndechekuti haina kumboedza kutibata." - Inodhura Watterson

“Pfupiso – Razor inokukuvadza, nzizi dzanyorova, asidhi inokufukidza, sezvinoita mishonga inorwadzisa. Pfuti hadzisi pamutemo, zvihwitsi zvinopa nzira, gasi rinonhuwa zvakaipa. Newewo unogona kurarama.” —Dorothy Parker

"Ini ndinogadzira waini, dzimwe nguva ndinotoiwedzera kuchikafu." - W. C. Fields

“Nguva bedzi yandainakidzwa nokuayina rakanga riri zuva randakapinda netsaona musimbi yesimbi.” – Phyllis Diller

"Ndaimbomhanya, asi chando chakaramba chichidonha kubva mugirazi rangu." - David Lee Roth

“Tese tiri panyika kuti tibatsire vamwe; Ko vamwe varikuitei pasi pano, handizive." – WH Auden

"Zvese zvinosetsa chero zvikaitika kune mumwe munhu." - Will Rogers

“Nzanga yakafanana nesadza. Kana ukasaizunguza nguva nenguva, musara wezvasara unoyangarara kumusoro.” —Edward Abbey

"Hapana chinhu pasi pano chandinovenga kupfuura kuita kwechikwata, chimbuzi cheveruzhinji uko kune bvudzi uye kusanganisa kusanganisa kuwedzera hunhu." - Vladimir Nabokov

“Ndakadya pane imwe restaurant yekuChina. Paive nekudya kwainzi Amai nemwana Get-together. Ihuku nemazai." - Hazvizivikanwe

“Hupenyu hwakaoma. Uyezve, zvinokubvisa. " — Catherine Hepburn

"Upenyu hahuregi kusetsa kana vanhu vafa, sezvahunoramba husina hanya kana vanhu vachiseka." - George Bernard Shaw

“Kusarura kunochengetedza nguva yakawanda. Unogona kugadzira maonero pasina kudzidza chokwadi. ” – E.B. Muchena

"Usimbe inyanzvi yekuchengeta zuro." – Don Marquis

"Patinokumbira mazano, tinowanzo tsvaga wekufambidzana naye." – Sauro Bellow

"Munhu asina tariro munhu aifanira kunyatsoteerera kune vakawanda vane tariro." – Don Marquis

"Dai waigona kukanda munhu ane mhosva yedambudziko rako rakawanda, waisagara kwemwedzi." - Theodore Roosevelt

“Chimwe chakanakira kutaura woga ndechokuti unotonzwisisa kuti mumwe munhu ari kuteerera.” -Franklin P Jones

“Halo chii zvakadaro? Ingori imwe pfungwa yekuchengeta kurongeka. " – Christopher Fry

Ndekupi uye rini kwaunowana kuseka kwakasviba kazhinji?

• Kuseka kwakasviba kunowanzoonekwa mumafirimu nemitambo yeterevhizheni;
• kazhinji inowanikwa mumabhuku;
• inowanzoonekwa seyakasviba zvikuru;
• inowanzonzi ine chirevo chisina kunaka;
• inowanzotsanangurwa seyakaoma;
• inowanzobatanidzwa nezvisina musoro;
• kazhinji inofananidzwa nekunyomba;
• inowanzonzi kuseka kwakasviba;
• inowanzotaurwa nezvayo semusetsa mutema;
• inowanzotsanangurwa semhando yekunyomba;
• kazhinji kunoratidzwa nokutsvinya;
• inowanzoonekwa seine utsinye;
• kazhinji inoonekwa seyakashata;
• anowanzoonekwa seanoshora;
• kazhinji anoratidzwa seane utsinye;
• kazhinji inoratidzirwa seinonyadzisira;
• inowanzonzi inogumbura;
• inowanzonzi ine utsinye;
• kazhinji inodudzirwa seisina kunaka;
• kazhinji inorondedzerwa semacabre;
• kazhinji inoratidzirwa sehosha;
• inogona kutsanangurwa se macabre;
• zvinogona kuonekwa sezvinonyangadza;
• inogona kurondedzerwa seinosemesa;
• inogona kurondedzerwa seinokatyamadza;
• inogona kurondedzerwa seinoshamisa;
• inogona kurondedzerwa seisina musoro;
• zvinogona kutsanangurwa sezvinosetsa;
• inogona kurondedzerwa se "jee dema";
• kazhinji inoshamisa;
• kazhinji inosetsa;
• kazhinji vanhu vanofanira kuenda Sekai bring;
• inowanzoitirwa kuvhundutsa;
• kazhinji zvinokurudzira;
• kazhinji inosetsa;
• kazhinji ane utsinye;
• kazhinji inogumbura;
• kazhinji kunoreva;
• kazhinji ane vulgar;
• kazhinji yakaoma;
• kazhinji ane utsinye;
• kazhinji haina kunaka;
• kazhinji haina kufanira;
• kazhinji inopenya;
• kazhinji inogumbura;
• kazhinji anoshora;
• Kuseka kutema kunowanzo kuruma;
• inowanzoita ngura.
• kazhinji inoparadza;
• kazhinji inovava.

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