Kusinthidwa komaliza pa Disembala 13, 2021 ndi Roger Kaufman
Chithumwa Chosatha: Njira Zosavuta Kuti Muvomereze Kukalamba
Tanthauzo la kukalamba
Ukalamba ndi njira yopita patsogolo, yosasinthika, yachilengedwe yazamoyo zambiri zamitundumitundu, zomwe zimatsogolera pang'onopang'ono kutayika kwa thanzi lathupi ndi ziwalo zake ndikumwalira kwachilengedwe.
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Kodi pali chilichonse chomwe chingakuthandizeni kuyamikira ukalamba wanu ndi maonekedwe anu?
Tengani miniti kuti mufufuze zomwe zafotokozedwa pansipa kuti muwone kuti mukusintha momwe mumakhulupirira kuti mumamva bwino kwambiri mukamakalamba.
Zochita zomwe zafotokozedwa pansipa sizokonza mwachangu. Amafuna kuti mupite pansi ndikudzitumikira nokha kuchokera mkati - ndipo zotsatira zake zimatha kukhala kukongola komwe Leben kumatenga nthawi yayitali.
Sinthani nkhawa zanu zakukalamba kukhala mphindi ya aha
50 amawoneka bwanji? heute kunja kwenikweni? Malingaliro anga, 50, 60 ndi kupitilira apo amatha kuwoneka osangalatsa mukachotsa chigoba chanu nkhope kulitsani kwambiri kuti mukhale chomwe muli. Lekani kubisala, onetsani ndikuwona zomwe zikubwera.
Mkangano pa izi mkati Kukambirana za ukalamba
Tonse timamvetsetsa kuti nthawi zambiri timayang'ana kwa amayi athu kuti afotokoze chifukwa chake tili momwe tilili.
Zabwino kwambiri, zoyipa komanso zoyipa. Kampeni imeneyi imatilimbikitsa kudziŵa mmene zonsezi zinakhalila mwa kupenda umoyo wathu waumwini.
Kukalamba kumafuna kusinthika pamlingo uliwonse wa moyo, apo ayi timakakamira.
Gwiritsani ntchito zabwino Zokumbukira za moyo osati kubwereza zoipa
Chinthu choyamba pakupanga kusintha kwamtundu uliwonse ndikuzindikira vuto komanso kuthana nalo.
Sitepe loyambali limatithandiza kukhala ndi malingaliro athu oona mtima ponena za kusintha kwa maonekedwe athu ndi kuwona bwino lomwe ndi zinthu zododometsa zimene zimaphimba masomphenya athu.
Chinthu choyamba ndikuvomereza kuti nthawi yathu yabwino ilipo ndipo titha kugwiritsidwa ntchito kuti timvetsetse.
Quotes kuti muzimva bwino za ukalamba
"Zaka ndi zomwe zilibe kanthu pokhapokha ngati ndiwe tchizi." —Luis Bunuel
Mutha kunena kuti zaka zimabwera ndi chidziwitso, kuwolowa manja, azidzidalira ndi kuphweka.
"Nditakula, ndinazindikira kuti, 'Ndine wokondwa kwambiri!' Sindinayembekezere izi! Sindinasangalale pamene ine jung anali. “– Jane Fonda
"Mnyamata anthu ndi mphatso ya chirengedwe, koma zaka ndi zaluso kwambiri. - Stanislaw Jerzy Lec
"Ngati sutero zaka, mwafa.” – Tom Petty
"Chabwino chokhudza ukalamba ndikuti simuyiwala mibadwo ina yonse yomwe mudakhalamo." – Madeleine
"Simungathe zosiyana"kuposa kukalamba, koma simukuyenera kukalamba." - George Burns
“Chosangalatsa chokhudza kukalamba ndi chakuti mumapeza mwayi wokumana ndi anthu m’moyo wanu Leben kuti muuze amene amasamala za zomwe akukuuzani.” -Mike Chikondi
Ubwino wa ukalamba ndi woti mukayamba kuchepa thupi, mumayamba kuchepa mtima wofuna kugonjetsa munthu aliyense amene mumamuona. - Julian Clary, comedian.
“Ndiyenera bwanji za ukalamba Ganizirani izi - ndiyenera kubuula chiyani?" - Dawn French
“Ndinganene moona mtima kuti ndimakonda kukalamba. Apanso, sindimavala magalasi anga ndisanayang’ane pagalasi.” – Cherie Lungi
"Ine ingokalamba komanso zabwino kwambiri. ” - Neal Schon
"Ndikanakonda ndikanakhala ndi chidaliro pakhungu langa. Nthawi zonse ndi ndondomeko, koma ngati ine wamkulu Ndakhala ndi chiyembekezo. " -Brittany Snow
“Kukalamba kuli bwino. Palibe chomwe mungachite kuti muyimitse kuti nanunso mukhale m’basi.” - John Byrne
"Mukamakula ndikukhala ndi ana, mumaphunzira kukhala ocheperapo pamapeto pake." - Lena Headey
"Ndimakhulupirira kuti amayi ayenera kuyamba kuzolowera msinkhu wawo. Kusankha kuchita chiyani kukalamba? Iwo amafa. Sindingathe kusintha tsiku limene ndinabadwa. Ndikhoza kuchiza khungu langa, thupi langa, malingaliro anga ndikuyeseranso kuchita zimenezo.” mwana Moyo wanu ndi kusangalala. “-Olivia Munn
"Ichi ndi chinthu chinanso chodabwitsa chokhudza kukula. Iye Leben zalembedwa pankhope pako.” - Frances McDormand
Ndimakhulupiriradi kuti mkazi amangopeza zomwe ali nazo ali ndi zaka 40. “ — Evangeline Lilly
“Tisamvetsetse tanthauzo la ukalamba. Tiuzeni chisangalalo chomwe chili nthawi bweretsani, osawerengera zaka.” - Ausonius
“Ndili ndi chidwi chofuna kuwona zinthu zatsopano koma osakhala nazo. Ndizosangalatsa kwambiri mwanjira imeneyi komanso chimodzi mwazinthu zabwino zaukalamba. ” – Lee Radziwill
"Ine ndimakonda kukalamba. Mukakhala muzaka za m'ma 20, mumapangira china chake tsogolo. Mfundo zimabwera pambuyo pake. " - Crispin Glover
“Zaka ndi chitsanzo cha maganizo za mavuto. Ngati mulibe nazo vuto, zilibe kanthu. ” - Pouch Paige
Chigoba chokhacho chomwe mumagwiritsa ntchito chiyenera kukhala ndi uchi ndi yogurt!
Tikudziwa kuti muli ngati mamiliyoni a amayi ndi abambo omwe amadziyang'ana okha ndikumvetsera: mukuwoneka wotopa. Amawoneka oyipa. Ndi mwayi pang'ono ndi mmodzi kukhudzika mtima akhoza kusintha mkati mwa masekondi. Kodi mungafune chitsanzo?
Kukula mumtendere | SWR usiku cafe
Ukudziwa kuti ukukalamba pamene makandulo akubadwa amawononga ndalama zambiri kuposa keke. "
Sikuti aliyense amatha kuona ukalamba mopepuka ngati wanthabwala waku America Bob Hope.
Anthu ambiri amawona kale zamatsenga 50 ngati chipwirikiti chachikulu Leben ndi mantha, kukayika ndi zovuta. Kwa ena, zimamveka ngati zaka zapita wamng'ono - palibe zakale komanso zafumbi.
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Birkenbihl HUMOR m'miyoyo yathu | Kuseka kumatipangitsa kukhala athanzi
Nkhani yodziwika bwino ya Birkenbihl pa HUMOR mu mtundu watsopano, kuphatikiza kulumpha ma marks ndi gawo lapadera la mafunso ndi mayankho. Bwerani m'gulu
Wophunzira zam'tsogolo com Andreas K. Giermaier
Peach Weber: Kukalamba | Comedy kuchokera ku labotale | Chilankhulidwe cha Swiss
Peach Weber amamva bwino kuti ndi wamng'ono kwambiri kwa msinkhu wake. Mu "Comedy kuchokera ku Laboratory" amauza momwe zimakhalira kwa iye, kukalamba.
Peach Weber amakhalabe wowona ngati sewero lanthabwala, alibe mpando, gitala lake ndi nyimbo zofananira zimayimilira pa siteji.
Popanda mpweya ndi chisomo chilichonse komanso mwanjira yoyimilira yapamwamba: mwamuna, maikolofoni, kuwala, omvera achidwi. "Comedy yochokera ku Laboratory" ikuwonetsa osewera aku Swiss ndi ojambula ang'onoang'ono okhala ndi ziwerengero zatsopano zamasewera.
Magawo osiyanasiyana amasewera am'deralo, okhala ndi makanema odabwitsa pakati, omwe amaphatikizidwanso mwapadera. Swiss Kutenga nawo mbali, komanso kuyang'ana dziko mwachidwi.
Chiwonetserochi chimayang'ananso m'malire ndikuwonetsa osewera odziwika bwino aku Germany.
SRF comedy
Tanthauzo la kukalamba
Ukalamba ndi nthawi ya moyo mozungulira pafupifupi nthawi yomwe munthu amakhala ndi moyo, i.e. zaka zapakati pa uchikulire wapakati ndi Tod.
Kukalamba panthawi imeneyi ya moyo nthawi zambiri kumagwirizanitsidwa ndi kuchepa kwa ntchito komanso kuchepa kwa thupi.
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