ʻŌlelo pohihihi | 115 mau ʻōlelo e noʻonoʻo ai

Hoʻoponopono hou ʻia ma ʻAukake 7, 2022 e Roger Kaufman

ʻŌlelo pohihihi | Hiki i nā ʻōlelo 115 ke noʻonoʻo e hōʻoluʻolu a paipai iā mākou i nā manawa paʻakikī.

Hiki iā lākou ke hoʻomanaʻo mai ʻaʻole mākou wale nō a ke hele nei kekahi poʻe i nā manawa paʻakikī.

Ma kēia ʻatikala ua hoʻohui au i kekahi mau ʻōlelo ambiguous e noʻonoʻo ai ʻoe.

keia nā hoʻopiʻi hiki ke kōkua iā ʻoe e hōʻike iā ʻoe he ʻelua mau ʻaoʻao i kēlā me kēia moʻolelo a ʻaʻole i lohi ka loli.

"Inā kēlā Leben ua pau, lawe i ke ano; A hiki i ia manawa ʻaʻohe kumu; ua hoʻopaneʻe ʻia kona manaʻo a no laila ʻaʻole maopopo. – Pier Paolo Pasolini

47 pohihihi nā hoʻopiʻi e noonoo

• "ʻAʻole maopopo iaʻu inā hauʻoli a kaumaha paha i kēia manawa." - ʻAʻole ʻike ʻia
• "He aha kāu e kapa ai i ka mea e pane mau ana akā ʻaʻole nīnau nīnau?" - ʻAʻole ʻike ʻia
• "ʻO ka ambiguity ka volleyball a ka diabolo." - Emo Phillips
• "Ua lilo ka leʻaleʻa i mea koʻikoʻi - ʻekolu ona makahiki i kēia manawa!" - ʻAʻole ʻike ʻia
• “He mea paʻakikī ke ʻike i ka mea e hana ai ke nalowale ʻoe. Akā ʻoi aku ka paʻakikī o ka ʻike ʻana i hea ʻoe inā loaʻa ʻoe. - ʻAʻole ʻike ʻia
• "ʻAʻole au i ʻike i kaʻu makemake e hana i koʻu ola." - ʻAʻole ʻike ʻia

• "ʻAʻole au i ʻike i koʻu manaʻo a hiki i koʻu heluhelu ʻana." - ʻAʻole ʻike ʻia
• "ʻO ka mea ʻoi aku ka ʻino ma mua o ke kamaʻilio ʻana ʻaʻole i kamaʻilio ʻia." - ʻAʻole ʻike ʻia
• "ʻaʻole maopopo iaʻu." - ʻAʻole ʻike ʻia
• "He mea kānalua ka manaʻolana, akā he makaʻu ka makaʻu." – Leo Rusten
• "He paʻakikī." - ʻAʻole ʻike ʻia
• "ʻAʻole au i ʻike i koʻu manaʻo a hiki i koʻu heluhelu ʻana ma ka paʻi." - Mark Twain
• "ʻAʻole ʻoe i ʻike i kāu mea a hiki i ka hala ʻana." - ʻAʻole ʻike ʻia

• "ʻOi aku ka maikaʻi o ke aloha a nalowale ma mua o ka aloha ʻole." - ʻAʻole ʻike ʻia
• "ʻO ka mea hewa ʻole, ʻaʻohe ona pono." - ʻAʻole ʻike ʻia
• "ʻAʻohe mea keʻakeʻa i ka holomua o ka ʻike ma mua o ke ʻano o ka ʻōlelo." – Thomas Reid
• "ʻO ka mea hewa ʻole, ʻaʻohe ona pono." - ʻAʻole ʻike ʻia
• "ʻAʻole wau i ʻike i koʻu manaʻo a ʻike wau i ka hana a nā poʻe ʻē aʻe." - ʻAʻole ʻike ʻia
• "ʻO ke ola e pili ana i ka ʻike ʻole, pono e loli, hopu i ka manawa a hana i ka hapa nui o ia mea me ka ʻike ʻole i ka mea e hiki mai ana." - Gilda Radner

ʻO nā ʻōlelo ambiguous e noʻonoʻo e pili ana iā WhatsApp

• "Inā maikaʻi loa ka ʻoiaʻiʻo, ʻo ia nō paha." - ʻAʻole ʻike ʻia
• "No ka manaʻo mua ʻaʻohe manawa lua." - ʻAʻole ʻike ʻia
• "ʻO ka mea nui ʻo ka hoʻomau i ke aʻo ʻana, hauʻoli i nā luʻi a me ka ʻae ʻana i ka ambiguity. ʻO ka hope, ʻaʻohe pane maopopo. " – Mathias Hoerner
• “He ʻelua no ka tango…” - ʻAʻole ʻike ʻia
• "ʻAʻohe oʻu manaʻo i ka ambiguity, ʻoiaʻiʻo, ʻo ka ambiguity ka mea aʻu e manaʻo ai e pili ana ke ola." – ʻO Robert Rubin
• "Ke noho mau nei ke ola i ka wā e ola ana." - Paul Tillich
• "ʻAʻole ʻoe i ʻelemakule e aʻo i kahi mea hou." - ʻAʻole ʻike ʻia
• "ʻO kahi peni i mālama ʻia he peni i loaʻa." - ʻAʻole ʻike ʻia
• "E hoʻohana i ka ambiguity i ka honua. E nānā i kekahi mea a noʻonoʻo i kahi mea ʻē aʻe. " – Roger von Oech

• "He pōʻeleʻele loa ia ma mua o ka wanaʻao." - ʻAʻole ʻike ʻia
• "E hoʻomaka ana wau." - ʻAʻole ʻike ʻia
• "ʻO ka ʻoiaʻiʻo e lawe mau i ka ambiguity o nā ʻōlelo i hōʻike ʻia ai." – Frank Herbert
• "ʻAʻole ʻoe i ʻike i kāu mea a hiki i ka hala ʻana." - ʻAʻole ʻike ʻia
• "ʻO ka minoʻaka ka kaʻa i koho ʻia o nā ʻano ambiguity." - Herman Melville
• "ʻO kahi peni i mālama ʻia he peni i loaʻa." - ʻAʻole ʻike ʻia
• "ʻElua mau mea nona." - ʻAʻole ʻike ʻia
• "ʻO ke aʻo ʻana e noho me ka pohihihi, ʻo ia ka aʻo ʻana e ola me ke ʻano maoli o ke ola, piha i ka paʻakikī a me nā mea kupanaha." – James Hollis
• “ʻAʻohe mea e like me ka hemolele. Akā aia kekahi mea e like me ka hoʻomaikaʻi. No laila e hoʻomau i ka hoʻomaikaʻi. - ʻAʻole ʻike ʻia

• "ʻAʻole pono mākou e ola i nā lula o kekahi. Pono mākou e hahai i kā mākou iho. " - ʻAʻole ʻike ʻia
• "ʻO ka ʻoiaʻiʻo, ʻo kēia ambiguity a me ka ambivalence ka mea kānalua i nā wahine." – Lillian B. Rubin
• "E lilo ana na mea a pau i pohihihi, no ka mea, o keia ka poino o naauao." - Greg Bear
• “I kekahi manawa pono mākou e ʻau i ke kai. A i kekahi manawa pono mākou e kū hoʻokahi. " - ʻAʻole ʻike ʻia
• "ʻO ka poʻe e noʻonoʻo ambiguously ʻoi aku ka nui o ka ʻakaʻaka!" - ʻAʻole ʻike ʻia
• "Mai hopohopo inā ʻaʻole ʻoe i hemolele." - ʻAʻole ʻike ʻia
• "ʻAʻohe mea e like me ka ʻaina awakea manuahi." - ʻAʻole ʻike ʻia
• "ʻO ka hoʻopono he mea pohihihi." – Nadia Hashimi
• "Makaʻu wau i nā wehewehe e wehewehe i nā mea i wehewehe ʻia." - Abraham Lincoln

42 ʻO nā ʻōlelo ambiguous ʻōlelo hoʻopunipuni

Inā makemake ʻoe i ka lohe ʻana i nā ʻakaʻaka ʻakaʻaka a me nā ʻakaʻaka, nā ʻakaʻaka naʻaupō no ʻoe.

Me he mea lā ʻaʻole ʻino kēia mau ʻōlelo i ka nānā mua ʻana, akā ʻo ka ʻoiaʻiʻo ʻōlelo hoʻokamakama.

ʻO nā ʻōlelo ambiguous kahi ala maikaʻi loa e kiʻi ai i nā kānaka e lawe i ka akaaka a hoʻomāmā i ke ʻano.

Eia kekahi o kaʻu mau koho:

"Aia kāu mea e pono ai."

"He aha ka 15 knm ka lōʻihi a makemake kēlā wahine kēia wahine e paʻa i kona mau lima? Hoʻokahi haneli euro.

ʻO ke alakaʻi i kāna mau mea pāʻani: "ʻO nā mea pāʻani makani āpau ʻaʻole i kū i kēia manawa, e ʻoluʻolu e piʻi aʻe i luna a huki!"

"E hele mai wau, e hoʻouka iā ʻoe, e hoʻolei iā ʻoe i kahi moe, e komo iā ʻoe. E maloʻo ʻoe, e hou, e haʻalulu a haʻalulu." Ke kali nei i kou ma'i ma'i!

“ʻAʻole au i hoʻokomo i koʻu mau apo pepeiao no ʻelua mahina a ua ulu aʻe koʻu mau lua. Ke hoʻomaka nei au e hopohopo e pili ana i nā wehe ʻē aʻe!"

"Ke noʻonoʻo nei au i ka hopena o nā nati ma ke ākea."

"Ua kahaha loa au i ka nui o kāna pūʻolo."

He aha ka ʻoʻoleʻa, ka huluhulu a me ke komo ʻana i ke kino? ʻO ka pulumu niho!

"ʻAʻole i liʻuliʻu ua pulu ʻo ia."

"Pehea ka hopena o ka mahina piha i kou ola wahine?" "Ma ka maikaʻi, hiki iaʻu ke ʻike maikaʻi i koʻu mau hoalauna."

"Ua hoʻāʻo ʻo ia i nā mea āpau akā ʻaʻole hiki ke komo i loko."

"ʻAe, ʻo kaʻu holoholona punahele ka beaver."

“Makemake e palu iā ʻoe, e nahu iā ʻoe, e omo iā ʻoe! Nau e hoʻohūhū iaʻu, pono ʻoe e loaʻa iaʻu, hana ʻoe iaʻu i ka wela, ka ice cream wela wela!"

"Lawe ʻo ia i kona poʻo ma kona mau lima a paʻi."

"Ke hana mau nei lākou i kekahi ʻano a i ʻole kekahi o ka moekolohe. He paʻakikī ke hoʻokaʻawale iā lākou no ka manawa lōʻihi."

"Ua manaʻo wau i ka mana i manaʻo ʻole ʻia a ke ʻā nei ka wai keʻokeʻo. E lana ana au ma nā ao ʻulaʻula, e waiū ana i ka bipi no ka manawa mua!”

"Hiki iaʻu ke hoʻopaʻa iā ʻoe i ka lā a pau."

“Ua maopopo iaʻu ua luhi ʻo ia; Ua noho ʻo ia i ka lā holoʻokoʻa ma kona mau kuli.

“Hiki iā ʻoe ke hana iaʻu i ʻōhū… a i ʻole kī kīkī?”

"Ua ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi o ka ʻeke kī i ka lua o ka manawa."

"ʻIke ʻoe heute wela loa ke nana aku. Hiki iaʻu ke hoʻopā aku iā ʻoe?”

“Makemake ʻoe e hoʻopā i ke kino i ke kino? ka hanu manaʻo? ʻIke i nā ʻala? Nā kūlana like ʻole? I-waho, mua a hope? ʻAe? A laila e lawe i ke kaʻa!”

"Ua ho'āʻo wau i nā mea a pau, akā ua hoʻomauʻo ia i ka paheʻe mai iaʻu."

"Maikaʻi ke ʻano o kou ʻai ʻana iaʻu, lick iaʻu i nā wahi āpau. A i koʻu kulu ʻana i lalo, e palu ana kou alelo a hiki i koʻu komo ʻana i loko ou! ʻO kāu ice cream Magnum.

"E nānā maikaʻi ke kaula momi iā ʻoe."

Pono ʻoe ma ke kaʻa: "heavy traffic" i kēlā me kēia kakahiaka, "heavy rush hour" ma hope o ka hana a laila hele mau mai kēlā me kēia 12 minuke.

"I liebe Sausage."

"Pū mua, ale, wela loa ke kofe."

"Ua manaʻo wau he ʻehā mau iniha, akā hāʻawi ʻo ia iaʻu i kahi kokoke i 12."

“Ua ulu ʻo ia i 15 cm! E piʻi i luna, paheʻe mālie. Manaʻo paha ʻoe i ka paʻa ʻana i ka wā hohonu? ʻŌ, ʻoluʻolu! Hau hohonu.”

"ʻAʻole wau makemake e hōʻeha iā ʻoe, akā hiki iaʻu."

"Hoʻokomo ʻo ia i loko o kona waha, ua poʻe kona mau papalina, ua ʻoi aku ka wikiwiki a me ka wikiwiki, ua ʻoi aʻe ka mālamalama o kona mau maka, a laila ua paʻa ka paʻi a me ka ʻōpala i nā wahi āpau."

"Ua paʻi mākou i ka pō a pau."

“Pono ʻoe e ʻai mau i loko o nā lua ʻelua! He mea koʻikoʻi ka hoʻohana pono ʻana i ka nasal spray no nā mea a pau e hana maikaʻi.

"Ua kahaha au i ka mana nui o na luina."

"ʻO ka omo ʻana, ka puhi ʻana a i ʻole ka lima, he aha ke ala maikaʻi loa e wehe ai i nā lau mai ka māla?"

"Ma hope o kona hōʻike ʻana iā ia i kāna mea e hana ai, makemake wale ʻo ia i ka hoʻolei ʻana i ka lole salakeke."

"No ke aha e hiki ʻole ai i nā peni ke hāpai? ʻAe, no ka mea, he spiral kā lākou!”

"Ke komo koʻu alelo i loko o ka lua a lili me ke kuko i kēlā me kēia kulu, mai manaʻo ʻoe he puaʻa wau, ke kamaʻilio wale nei wau no ka hue waina!"

"Pono ʻo ia e hoʻoikaika i kāna mālama kinipōpō."

“Ua hāmama kou ʻeke! ʻAe, ʻike wau, aia wau i kēia lā. "

26 Huaolelo Pohihihi

ʻŌlelo pohihihi he ala maikaʻi e pāʻani ai me kou manaʻo.

ʻŌlelo pohihihi hiki ke ʻinoʻino a leʻaleʻa wale, a i ʻole hiki ke hoʻopilikia loa.

Akā ʻo kēlā me kēia mea ʻōlelo kānalua he ʻakaʻaka mau.

No laila inā liʻiliʻi ʻoe Quotes ʻoluʻolu, ka mea hoʻohilahila iā haʻi, a laila no ʻoe kēia mau ʻōlelo ambiguous.

E leʻaleʻa i ka heluhelu ʻana!

He aha ke ʻano o kēia mau ʻōlelo kaulana?

"ʻO ka pohihihi ka paʻakai o ka ʻōlelo." - pun

"ʻO ka nui o wau ʻike, ʻoi aku ka nui o koʻu ʻike i ka liʻiliʻi o koʻu ʻike. – Socrates

"Ua like ke ola me ke kaʻa: pono ʻoe e neʻe e mālama i kāu kaulike." - Albert Einstein

"ʻO ka nānā ʻana akā ʻaʻole ka ʻike, ʻo ia ka lohe akā ʻaʻole hoʻomaopopo i ka maka." – Mokokoma Mokhonoana

"ʻAʻohe mea keakea maikaʻi i ka holomua o ka ʻike ma mua o ka pouli o nā ʻōlelo." – Thomas Reid

"Ma ka hele ʻana mai ke kūlanakauhale o Skepticism, pono wau e hele ma ke awāwa o ka maopopo ʻole." - Adam Smith

"ʻAʻole like me ka manaʻo, ola mau ka ʻoiaʻiʻo i ka unuhi ʻana." – Mokokoma Mokhonoana

"ʻO ka ʻike ʻana i ka ambiguity o nā hoʻokō kiʻekiʻe loa me ka hāʻule hohonu loa he hōʻailona maopopo o ka oʻo." - Paul Tillich

Inā ʻōlelo kekahi iā ʻoe: Hoʻōla ka manawa i nā ʻeha a pau - a laila e kuʻi iā lākou ma ka maka a ʻōlelo: E maikaʻi i kahi manawa. - ʻAʻole ʻike ʻia

"ʻO ka intolerance o ka maopopo ʻole ka hōʻailona o kahi ʻano mana." – Theodore Adorno

"ʻO ke aʻo ʻana e hana me ka maopopo ʻole ʻo ia ka ʻike ʻana i ke ʻano o ke ola, piha i nā subtleties a me nā mea kupanaha ʻē aʻe." – James Hollis

"Ke kanaka me ka pahu e ʻimi ana i ka wahine me ka lanahu!" - ʻAʻole ʻike ʻia

"ʻImi au i ka pōʻeleʻele ke haku au no ka mea maopopo ʻole ke ola." —Keith Richards

"E hoʻohana i ka pōʻeleʻele o ka honua. E nānā i kekahi mea a noʻonoʻo hoʻi i nā mea ʻē aʻe. " – Roger von Oech

"ʻO ka pahuhopu ʻo ia ke ola piha a maikaʻi i loko o kēia pōʻeleʻele. ʻAʻohe mea e hiki mai ana, inā ʻaʻole e ʻā hou ka maʻi kanesa a i ʻole e make paha ʻoe, ʻo ka mea nui ʻo nā lā āu i ola maoli ai. - Gilda Radner

"ʻO ka nui o ka manaʻo kānalua, ʻoi aku ka nui o ka hauʻoli." – Milana Kundera

"ʻO ke ola e pili ana i ka ʻike ʻole, pono e hoʻololi, hopu i ka manawa a hana i ka hapa nui o ia mea me ka ʻike ʻole i ka mea e hiki mai ana." - Gilda Radner

"ʻO ka neurosis ka hiki ʻole ke ʻae i ka maopopo ʻole." - Sigmund Freud

"ʻO ka mea nui, ʻo ia ka mālama ʻana i ka ʻike, hauʻoli i nā pilikia a hoʻomanawanui i ka ambiguity. I ka hopena, ʻaʻohe pane maopopo. " – Matina Horner

"Ua manaʻo mau wau he pono ka wahine iā ia iho e mālama i ke kumuhana o kona mau makahiki me ka maopopo ʻole." – Helena Rubinstein

"ʻO ka pōʻeleʻele ka volleyball a ka ʻenemi." - EmoPhilips

"Ua makemake au i kahi hopena maikaʻi. I kēia manawa, ua loaʻa iaʻu ma ka lima, ʻaʻohe mele o kekahi mau mele, a ʻaʻole maopopo ka hoʻomaka, waena, a me ka hopena o kekahi mau moʻolelo. - Gilda Radner

"Makemake wau i kahi kiʻi kālai'āina, ʻo ia hoʻi, kahi kiʻi o ka ambiguity, kū'ē, nā neʻe ʻole i hoʻopau ʻia a me nā hopena ʻike ʻole - he kiʻi (a me ka politika aupuni) kahi i mālama ʻia ai ka maikaʻi a me ka nihilism. " —William Kentridge

"I ka wā o ke Kaua anu, ua noho mākou i nā manawa coded kahi i maʻalahi ʻole a aia nā aka o ka hina a me ka pouli." – John le Carre

"ʻO ka hoʻohana ʻana i ka mea ʻike wahaheʻe i hana liʻiliʻi ma mua o ka hoʻopiʻi ʻana, ka maopopo ʻole a me nā hewa." —Aldrich Ames

"Ke hopohopo nei au ua wehewehe ʻia nā wahi wehewehe." - Abraham Lincoln