ʻO ka ʻakaʻaka ʻeleʻele: ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi o ka ʻakaʻaka

Hoʻopuka hope ʻia ma Iune 25, 2023 e Roger Kaufman

95 ʻEleʻele ʻŌlelo ʻakaʻaka: No ke aha i ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi o ka ʻakaʻaka i kekahi manawa

Inā pilikia ʻoe i ka lā, ʻo ia paha ka manawa e hoʻāʻo ai i kahi ʻakaʻaka ʻeleʻele.

ʻO ka hoʻohenehene ʻeleʻele kahi ʻano hoʻomākeʻaka e manaʻo e nānā i nā mea mai kahi ʻano ʻokoʻa.

He ala ia e ʻakaʻaka ai i nā mea ʻaʻole ʻakaʻaka maoli.

Nui nā kumu o nā kānaka ʻeleʻele hoʻohenehene like. Ma kekahi ʻaoʻao, hiki ke kōkua iā ʻoe e hoʻomanawanui i nā kūlana paʻakikī.

Inā ʻoe akaaka i kekahi mea Inā hiki iā ʻoe, ʻaʻole paha e like me kāu i manaʻo mua ai.

Hiki nō ke kōkua i nā mea ʻē aʻe kanaka e akaaka ai.

Inā hiki iā ʻoe, e akaaka i na meai loaʻa i nā poʻe ʻē aʻe i ka ʻoluʻolu a i ʻole ka makaʻu, hiki iā ʻoe ke kū i waho o ka lehulehu.

No ke aha ʻo ka ʻakaʻaka ʻeleʻele ka mea ikaika loa no ka kūleʻa ʻoihana

ʻAʻohe manaʻo maikaʻi ʻole i ka ʻoihana.

ʻO ka hoʻohenehene ʻeleʻele kahi ʻano hoʻomākeʻaka e pili pinepine ana i nā kumuhana a me nā kūlana ʻeleʻele. I kekahi manawa, hoʻohana ka poʻe i ka ʻakaʻaka ʻeleʻele e hoʻokō i nā kūlana ola paʻakikī.

Makaʻu i ka hemahema

• make manawa maikaʻi loake kanu lāʻau he 20 makahiki i hala. ʻO ka lua o ka manawa maikaʻi loa i kēia manawa.
• Mai ʻae i kekahi e hoʻoholo ʻo wai ʻoe a he aha ʻoe e pono ai.
• E hoʻomau i ke aʻo ʻana.
• ʻOi aku ka maikaʻi o kahi hoʻolālā maikaʻi i hoʻokō ʻia me ka ikaika i kēia manawa ma mua o kahi hoʻolālā kūpono i ka lā ʻapōpō.
• ʻO ka hāʻule ʻana he manaʻo manaʻo wale nō.
• Ke hele ʻoe ma waena o Gehena, e hoʻomau.
• Inā pilikia kāu, e hoʻoholo.
• Inā ʻaʻole ʻoe i ʻike i kou wahi e hele ai, e alakaʻi ana kēlā me kēia alanui iā ʻoe i laila.
• Das Leben ʻAʻole kūpono, akā pono nō ke ola.
• Aole o'u makau i ka make; ʻAʻole wau makemake e make me ka hoʻokō ʻole ʻia.
• ʻO ke kī o ka hauʻoli ku okoa ana.
• ʻO ka wehewehe ʻana o ka pupule ke hana mau nei i ka mea like a me ka manaʻo ʻana i nā hopena like ʻole.
• Pono kākou e aʻo e noho pū me he mau hoahānau lā, a e make pū me he naʻaupō.
• ʻAʻole hiki iā ʻoe ke kūʻai i ka hauʻoli, akā hiki iā ʻoe ke kūʻai i ka pia.
• ʻAʻole hiki iā ʻoe ke aʻo i kahi ʻīlio kahiko i nā hana hoʻopunipuni hou.
• ʻAʻole hiki iā ʻoe ke hoʻoponopono i nā pilikia me ka hoʻohana ʻana i ka manaʻo like āu i hana ai.
• ʻAʻole ʻoe e hoʻomaopopo maoli i ke kanaka a ʻike ʻoe i nā mea mai ko lākou hiʻohiʻona - a hiki i kou komo ʻana i ko lākou kāmaʻa a hele a puni

He aha ka ʻeleʻele Humor?

ʻO ka hoʻohenehene ʻeleʻele kahi ʻano hoʻomākeʻaka e hiki mai ana ma ka lilo o nā poʻe ʻē aʻe a i ʻole ke kaiāulu holoʻokoʻa.

Hiki ke hoʻohenehene ʻeleʻele e pili ana i nā kumuhana kapu e like me ka make, He mea ʻakaʻaka ka maʻi, ka hoʻomāinoino a i ʻole nā ​​kumuhana ʻoluʻolu ʻē aʻe.

Manaʻo kekahi poʻe he ʻakaʻaka ʻeleʻele, ʻaʻole manaʻo kekahi.

Inā ʻaʻole ʻoe maopopo inā makemake kekahi kanaka i ka ʻakaʻaka ʻeleʻele, ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi o ka hoʻohana ʻole.

1. No ke aha i kaulana ai ka ʻakaʻaka ʻeleʻele?

• No ka mea he ʻakaʻaka ʻo ia
• No ka mea, he hohonu
• No ka mea, he mea hoʻonāukiuki
• No ka mea, he okoa ia

2. He aha nā kumuhana kūpono no ka hoʻohenehene ʻeleʻele?

• ʻO Tod
• Sex
• wale
• kālai'āina

3. No hea mai ka huaʻōlelo "ʻeleʻele ʻakaʻaka"?

• Mai ka noir kiʻiʻoniʻoni ʻAmelika
• Mai Surrealist Art
• Mai ka hoʻonaʻauao
• Mai Yiddish

4. He aha ka pahuhopu o ka hoʻohenehene ʻeleʻele?

• kanaka e e lawe i ka akaaka
• e noonoo ai na kanaka
• e hoonaukiuki kanaka
• e hoopilikia i na kanaka

5. Hiki i ka hoʻohenehene ʻeleʻele ke maikaʻi?

• ʻAʻole, he mea ʻino mau
• ʻAe, hiki nō ke maikaʻi
• I kekahi manawa pili ia
• ʻAʻole pili, he ʻakaʻaka mau

ʻŌlelo hoʻohenehene ʻeleʻele e pili ana i ka pilina

Paʻakikī ka pilina. He ʻakaʻaka nō lākou. Eia kekahi mau ʻōlelo hoʻohenehene pōʻeleʻele e kōkua iā ʻoe e akaaka ia oe iho a me kou mau pilina.

• Ua like ka pilina me ka puke - ʻaʻole ʻoe i ʻike i kāu mea a hiki i kona hala ʻana.
• Ua like ka pilina me ke kokoleka - ʻoi aku ka ʻono ma mua o ka nānā ʻana.
• Ua like ka pilina me ke mele - ʻaʻole hiki iā ʻoe ke lohe me ka pepeiao ʻole.
• Ua like ka pilina me ka waina - ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi me ka makahiki.
• Ua like ka pilina ka wai, ʻAʻole hiki iā ʻoe ke inu ke ʻole ʻoe e hoʻololi iā ia i kī.
• Ua like ka pilina me ka ice cream - ʻai ʻoe ma mua o ka heheʻe.
• Ua like ka pilina me ke kopa - hoʻohana ʻoe a hoʻolei aku.
• ʻO ka pilina e like me ke kāpili - pili ia i nā mea a pau koe wale nō kou mau kāmaʻa.
• Ua like ka pilina me ka pīkī pīnī - laha maʻalahi.
• ʻO ka pilina e like me ka cheese - e momona ʻoe.
• Ua like ka pilina me ka broccoli - maikaʻi ia iā ʻoe.
• Ua like ka pilina me ka pizza - ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi o ke anu.
• Ua like ka pilina me ke ahi - ʻo ia ka ʻā ʻana i ʻelua manawa ma mua o kou hānai ʻana iā ia.

ʻAʻole ʻakaʻaka mau ka ʻakaʻaka ʻeleʻele

He ʻano hoʻohenehene kūikawā e uhaʻi i nā kapu a i ʻole e pili ana i nā kumuhana ʻeleʻele ma ke ʻano ʻakaʻaka.

ʻAʻole ʻakaʻaka ka ʻakaʻaka ʻeleʻele a hiki ke hōʻeha i kekahi manawa.

Hana pinepine ka poʻe hoʻohana i ka ʻakaʻaka ʻeleʻele e hoʻokō i nā kūlana paʻakikī.

Ke hoʻohana ʻoe i ka ʻakaʻaka ʻeleʻele, e hoʻomanaʻo ʻaʻole e ʻike ka poʻe a pau i ka ʻakaʻaka.

Pono ʻoe e makaʻala i kou hoʻohana ʻana i ʻole e ʻike ʻia he mea ʻino.

ʻO nā ʻōlelo hoʻohenehene ʻeleʻele

"Pono ʻoe e ʻae i ka ʻoiaʻiʻo i kekahi manawa ʻo ʻoe ka nūnū a i kekahi manawa ʻo ʻoe ke kiʻi." – ʻO Claude Chabrol

"ʻAʻole hiki ke paʻakikī ka make, ua hana nā mea a pau i kēia manawa." – Noremana Mailer

"I ka makahiki mua o ka male ʻana, hoʻoikaika ke kāne no ka noho aliʻi. I ka lua, hakakā ʻo ia no ke kaulike. I ke kolu, e hakakā ana ʻo ia no kona noho ʻole. - George Bernard Shaw

"Ua ʻike ʻoe e ʻelemakule ana ʻoe i ka wā e kulou ana ʻoe e nakinaki i kou mau kāmaʻa a me ka noʻonoʻo ʻana i nā mea ʻē aʻe āu e hana ai ʻoiai ʻoe i lalo." - George Burns

"E loaʻa mau ke kālā mai kahi pessimist. ʻAʻole ia e manaʻo e hoʻi hou mai " - ʻO Oscar Wilde

"Ua hoʻomaopopo au i kahi kanaka i haʻalele i ka puhi paka, inu waiʻona, moe kolohe a ʻai i nā meaʻai momona. Ua olakino ʻo ia a hiki i ka lā āna i hoʻopau ai iā ia iho. – Johnny Carson

E hoʻā i ke ahi no ke kāne a noho ʻo ia ma ia ala no hoʻokahi lā ʻoluʻolu loaʻa." –Terry Pratchett

"Inā ʻike ʻoe i kou wā i hala, e hoʻomanaʻo e hele mai ia ma hope o ka ʻaina ahiahi i ʻole e hōʻino i kou lā holoʻokoʻa." –Jay Wickre

ʻOiai koʻu kaulana kaulana, loaʻa iaʻu ka puʻuwai o kahi mea liʻiliʻi keiki. Hoʻopaʻa wau i loko o kahi hue ma luna o kaʻu pākaukau. - ʻO Robert Bloch

"He pilikia koʻu i ka inu ʻana, ʻaʻole hiki iaʻu ke mālama." - ʻAʻole ʻike ʻia

"Ua haʻi mai koʻu psychiatrist iaʻu he pupule wau a ʻōlelo wau makemake wau i ka manaʻo ʻelua." –Rodney Dangerfield

"Ua make koʻu hoaaloha e hana ana i kāna mea i aloha ai ... heroin." – DeAnne Smith

ʻO ka mea maikaʻi loa e pili ana i ka wā e hiki mai ana ke hele mai i ka manawa hoʻokahi. - Aberahama Lincoln

He aha kāu e hoʻohenehene ai i ka ʻeleʻele?

ʻO ka hoʻohenehene ʻeleʻele kekahi mea ʻaʻole ʻoe e noʻonoʻo nui pono.

He mea hiki iā ʻoe ke hana e leʻaleʻa iā ʻoe iho a i ʻole kekahi.

Eia nō naʻe, aia kekahi mau kumuhana e pili ana i ka hana ʻakaʻaka ʻeleʻele.

Hoʻopili kēia ʻatikala i kekahi o kēia mau kumuhana.

• He ʻakaʻaka koʻu e pili ana i ka hoʻokele ʻoihana. Akā ʻaʻole loaʻa iā 99% o ʻoukou.
• heute he lā weliweli. Ua pā kaʻu mea aloha i ke kaʻa. E like me kaʻu e haʻalele i kaʻu hana ma ke ʻano he kaʻa kaʻa!
• I ka hopena, ua ʻike ʻia kahi noiʻi nui hou i ʻoi aku ka ʻai ʻana o ke kanaka i ka maiʻa ma mua o ka monkey. Pili ia. ʻAʻole hiki iaʻu ke hoʻomanaʻo i ka manawa hope aʻu i ʻai ai i kahi monkey.
• "Ke hana nei au me nā holoholona," wahi a ka poʻe i ko lākou manawa. "Maikaʻi loa kēlā," pane ʻo ia. “Ua hauʻoli au i ke kanaka mahalo i nā holoholona. Hea la oukou e hana?" "He kanaka kīʻaha wau," wahi āna.
• I kekahi mau lā i hala aku nei, ua noi mai koʻu hoa iaʻu e hāʻawi aku i kāna lipstick, akā hāʻawi koke aku au iā ia i kahi lāʻau kolu. ʻAʻole ʻo ia e kamaʻilio mai iaʻu.
• wenn ich kahiko Manaʻo wau e pili ana i nā poʻe a pau aʻu e nalowale ai ma ke kaʻina hana. ʻAʻole paha ʻo ka lilo ʻana i alakaʻi mākaʻikaʻi ke koho kūpono.
• I ka make ʻana o koʻu ʻAnakala Frank, makemake ʻo ia e hūnā ʻia kona mau kino i loko o kāna kīʻaha pia punahele. Kona hope ʻO Wunsch ʻo Frank i ka pōhaku.
• “ʻO wai kou inoa, e kuʻu keiki?” i nīnau ai ke kumu i kāna haumāna. ʻO ka keia ano Pane akula ʻo ia, "Ddd-dav-dav-david, e ka haku." "He ʻōpeʻa kāu?" i nīnau ai ke kumu. ʻĪ maila ka mea aʻo: "ʻAʻole, ʻaʻa koʻu makuakāne, akā, he pupule maoli ke kanaka nāna i hoʻopaʻa inoa i koʻu inoa."
• Mai hana ino i ka naau o kekahi, hookahi wale no. Makemake lākou e haki i ko lākou mau iwi, he 206 o lākou.
• ʻAʻole au e poina i nā ʻōlelo hope a koʻu kupuna kāne iaʻu ma mua o kona make ʻana. "Ke paʻa mau nei ʻoe i ke alapiʻi?".
• He i'a ko'u hiki ke uhaki! Akā no 20 kekona wale nō a me ka hikiwawe loa.
• He aha ka ʻokoʻa ma waena Jelly a me ka jam? ʻAʻole hiki iā ʻoe ke hoʻokomo i kahi clown i loko o ke kaʻa liʻiliʻi.
• I kēia lā ua hoʻoholo wau e kipa i koʻu hale kamaliʻi. Ua noi au i nā mea hale inā hiki iaʻu ke komo i loko no ka mea he manaʻo maoli wau, akā hōʻole lākou a paʻi i ka puka ma koʻu alo. ʻO kaʻu makuahine a me ka makuakane ʻo nā mea ʻino loa.
• "E ʻōlelo wale ʻaʻole i nā lāʻau lapaʻau!" ʻAe, inā wau e kamaʻilio e pili ana i kaʻu lāʻau lapaʻau, ua ʻōlelo mua paha wau ʻae.
• Ua haʻi mai kaʻu hapa maikaʻi iaʻu inā ʻaʻole au e haʻalele i ka kamepiula, e kuʻi ʻo ia i kaʻu kīpē.
• Ua waiho kaʻu kāne i kahi leka ma ka pahu hau e ʻōlelo ana, "ʻAʻole hana kēia." ʻAʻole maopopo iaʻu i kāna mea e kamaʻilio nei. Wehe au i ka puka pahu hau a hana maikaʻi!
• Ua loaʻa iaʻu nā hopena hōʻike kauka a ua huhū loa au. I ka hopena, ʻaʻole wau e lilo i kauka.
• He mea nui ka loaʻa ʻana o kahi huaʻōlelo maikaʻi. Inā wau i ʻike maoli i ka ʻokoʻa ma waena o nā huaʻōlelo "cure" a me "moʻolelo," e ola ana kekahi o koʻu mau hoaaloha maikaʻi.
• Nīnau maila ke kauka iaʻu i kekahi mau nīnau e pili ana i koʻu ʻūhū. Ua ʻōlelo ʻo ia he kanaka psoriasis wau.
• He aha ka lae hope e poino ai ke poo o ka lele ke ku i ka pale makani o ke kaa e holo ana ma 70 km i ka hora? ʻO kona puʻu.

ʻO 10 mau ʻōlelo hoʻohenehene ʻeleʻele kaulana loa o nā manawa a pau

ʻO kēia hoʻohenehene ʻeleʻelezitat i e ʻakaʻaka ʻoe.

Hoʻohana pinepine ʻia ka ʻakaʻaka ʻeleʻele e ka poʻe e hōʻike i ko lākou manaʻo i ka wā o ka mea i ke ola hele maikaʻi ʻole. Ua kapa ʻia ʻo ia ʻo ka ʻakaʻaka ʻeleʻele no ka mea maʻamau e pili ana i nā kūlana leʻaleʻa.

“ʻAʻole maopopo iaʻu ke kumu o koʻu hopohopo nui. ʻAʻole au i hana i kekahi mea e like me kēia ma mua. "

Eia nō naʻe, aia kekahi mau hoʻohana maikaʻi o ka ʻakaʻaka ʻeleʻele.

ʻOiaʻiʻo, ua hōʻike ʻia ka ʻakaʻaka ʻeleʻele e kōkua i ka poʻe e hoʻokō i nā kūlana koʻikoʻi.

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"Inā hele ʻoe i loko o Gehena, e hoʻomau."

keia Quote na Winston Churchill ua hoʻohana ʻia i ka wā o ke Kaua Honua II i ka nīnau ʻana pehea ʻo ia e pane ai i kahi hoʻouka kaua ʻana iā Nazi Kelemānia.

Pane akula ʻo ia: "E ʻōlelo wau 'maikaʻi kakahiaka' a hāʻawi iā lākou i Gehena."

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"ʻAʻole hiki iā ʻoe ke hana i ka omelet me ka haki ʻole ʻana i nā hua."

ʻAʻole hiki iā ʻoe ke hana i ka omelet mai nā hua manu kahiko. Pono e hou a ma ka lumi wela.

Inā ʻoe e hoʻohana i ka hua maka, e pohā koke ke pā i ka pā. 'O ia ho'i, pono 'oe e kū'ai i nā hua he kakini ma kahi o 'eono.

A i kēlā manawa, ʻaʻole paha ʻoe e hoʻopau i ka omelet.

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Naʻauao ʻakaʻaka - 25 ʻakaʻaka ola naʻauao e ʻakaʻaka

kiʻi aku e kaua: ʻO nā ʻōlelo a me nā ʻōlelo maikaʻi loa

"ʻO ka hoʻopaʻi maikaʻi loa ʻo ka kūleʻa o kekahi kanaka."

ʻOiaʻiʻo, nui nā ala e ʻōlelo ai i ka mea like.

Eia kekahi mau laʻana. “ʻO ka hoʻopaʻi ka meaʻai maikaʻi loa i ke anu”, “E ʻohi ʻoe i kāu mea e lūlū ai” a "ʻO ka mea kānalua ua nalowale."

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"Ke hāʻawi ke ola iā ʻoe i nā lemona, e hana i ka lemonade."

Inā ʻoe e ʻimi nei i ka ʻakaʻaka wikiwiki, he ʻakaʻaka ʻeleʻele kēia zitat i ʻoiaʻiʻo ka mea kūpono iā ʻoe.

Kōkua pū lākou iā ʻoe e hoʻomaopopo i ka manaʻo o ka poʻe a me ke kumu o kā lākou ʻano hana.

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"ʻOliʻoli loa wau i hiki iaʻu ke uē."

Inā pilikia ʻoe, e hoʻāʻo e hoʻohana i ka ʻakaʻaka ʻeleʻele e hoʻomaikaʻi iā ʻoe iho.

E ʻike ʻoe i kēlā poʻe e kaʻana like i kou manaʻo ... Quotes kaʻana like, mahalo i kāu hoʻāʻo ʻana i ka levity.

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"He lili wale ʻoe no ka mea ke kamaʻilio nei nā leo iaʻu."

ʻAʻohe hewa, e akaaka ia oe iho.

ʻOiaʻiʻo, he olakino ke hana pēlā. ʻO ka ʻakaʻaka ke kōkua iā mākou e hoʻopau i ka ʻehaʻeha a hoʻopau i ke kaumaha, a hoʻokuʻu pū kekahi i nā endorphins e kōkua iā mākou e hauʻoli.

No laila inā mākou akaaka ia makou iho, kōkua maoli mākou iā mākou iho.

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"Inā he ʻakaʻaka, he ʻoiaʻiʻo nō ia."

Inā ua... E ʻōlelo ana "He mea ʻakaʻaka Inā ʻoe i lohe, he ʻoiaʻiʻo, ʻike ʻoe i ka nui o ka ʻoiaʻiʻo i loko.

ʻAʻole ia he huaʻōlelo wale nō; he kumu ʻepekema maoli. Kāhea ʻia e ka poʻe ʻepekema ʻo ke kānāwai o ka hoʻohuli hoʻohenehene.

Ua ʻōlelo kēia kānāwai e manaʻoʻiʻo ka poʻe i kekahi mea he ʻoiaʻiʻo no ka mea ʻakaʻaka lākou.

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"ʻOi aku ka maikaʻi ma mua o ka maikaʻi."

Aia nā mea hiki iā mākou ke hoʻomalu, ʻo nā mea ʻē aʻe ʻaʻole hiki iā mākou.

Hiki iā mākou ke hoʻomalu i kā mākou mau hana, akā ʻaʻole hiki iā mākou ke hoʻomalu i ka lewa. Eia naʻe, hiki iā mākou ke hoʻomalu i ko mākou manaʻo e pili ana i ke aniau.

Inā hewa mākou ka manao, e pili ana i ka lewa e hoʻopilikia iā mākou. Inā mākou, ma kekahi ʻaoʻao nā manaʻo maikaʻi e pili ana i ka lewa, e ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi o mākou.

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"ʻO ka mea ʻoi aku ka ʻino ma mua o ke kamaʻilio ʻana ʻaʻole i kamaʻilio ʻia."

No laila ke kaumaha ʻoe, e hoʻāʻo e noʻonoʻo i kahi mea ʻakaʻaka. E ʻakaʻaka ana ʻoe ma mua o kou ʻike ʻana.

Hiki ke hōʻeha ʻia ka ʻakaʻaka ʻeleʻele

He ʻano ʻakaʻaka kūikawā ʻaʻole makemake nā kānaka a pau. He mea hoʻomāʻewaʻewa pinepine ʻo ia, hoʻomāʻewaʻewa a hiki ke hoʻonāukiuki loa.

He nui ka poʻe e noʻonoʻo inā he maikaʻi ke hoʻohana ʻana i ka ʻakaʻaka ʻeleʻele, a ʻo ka pane ʻo ia ka ʻae loa ʻia ʻoiai ʻoe e ʻike pehea e hoʻohana ai.

I ka hoʻohana ʻana i ka ʻakaʻaka ʻeleʻele, pono ʻoe e ʻike i kāu poʻe hālāwai.

Inā ʻaʻole ʻoe maopopo inā hoʻomaopopo a makemake paha kāu poʻe i ka ʻakaʻaka ʻeleʻele, ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi o ka hoʻohana ʻole.

ʻOiai inā maopopo ʻoe ua hoʻomaopopo a hauʻoli paha kāu poʻe i ka ʻakaʻaka ʻeleʻele, pono ʻoe e hoʻohana me ka akahele.

Hiki ke hoʻomaopopo hewa ʻia ka ʻakaʻaka ʻeleʻele.

“Ke make au, makemake au e make e like me ko'u kupunakane, i make like me kona maluhia. Mai uē e like me nā malihini a pau o kāna kaʻa. " —Will Rogers

“He kahu wahine maikaʻi wau. I kēlā me kēia manawa aʻu e haʻalele ai i kahi kāne, mālama wau i kona hale. " – Zsa Gabor

"Huihu wau i ka poʻe nāna Liebe ʻike. ʻO wai ka mea e ʻae iā lākou e like me lākou. " - Jess C. Scott

ʻO ka hōʻailona maikaʻi loa e noho ana ke ola naʻauao ma nā wahi ʻē aʻe o ka ... hakahaka "ʻO ka mea wale nō ʻaʻole ia i hoʻāʻo e hoʻopili iā mākou." – Koki Watterson

“Nā hōʻuluʻulu manaʻo – Ua hōʻeha nā pahi iā ʻoe, pulu nā muliwai, pohu nā waika iā ʻoe, e like me nā lāʻau e hōʻeha ai. ʻAʻole kānāwai nā pū, hāʻawi ʻia nā noose, pilau ke kinoea. Hiki iā ʻoe ke ola." – Dorothy Parker

"Hana wau i ka waina, i kekahi manawa hoʻohui wau i ka meaʻai." - WC Fields

"ʻO ka manawa wale nō aʻu i hauʻoli ai i ka hao, ʻo ia ka lā i loaʻa ʻole ai iaʻu ka gin i ka hao mahu." – Phyllis Diller

"Ua hele au i ka jogging, akā hāʻule mau ka hau mai kaʻu aniani." – ʻO David Lee Roth

“Aia mākou a pau ma ka honua e kōkua i nā poʻe ʻē aʻe; No ke aha ka poʻe ʻē aʻe i lalo, ʻaʻole wau ʻike. " – WH Auden

"He ʻakaʻaka nā mea a pau ke loaʻa i kekahi." - Will Rogers

"Ua like ka hui me ka ʻuala. Inā ʻaʻole ʻoe e hoʻāla iā ia i kēlā me kēia manawa, e lana ana kahi papa o ke koena i luna. " —Edward Abbey

"ʻAʻohe mea i loko o ka honua aʻu e hoʻowahāwahā ai ma mua o ka hana hui, ʻo kēlā halepaku lehulehu kahi e hui pū ai ka lauoho a me ka haʻahaʻa i loko o ka hoʻonui ʻana o ka mediocrity." –Vladimir Nabokov

“Ua ʻai au ma kahi hale ʻaina Pākē. He ʻai i kapa ʻia ʻo ka Māmā a me ke Keiki Hui. ʻO ka moa a me nā hua.” - ʻAʻole ʻike ʻia

"He paʻakikī ke ola. Eia kekahi, hoʻopau ia iā ʻoe. " — Catherine Hepburn

"ʻAʻole pau ke ola i ka ʻakaʻaka i ka wā e make ai nā kānaka, e like me ka pau ʻole o ke koʻikoʻi ke ʻakaʻaka ka poʻe." - George Bernard Shaw

"Hoʻopakele ka Bias i ka manawa nui. Hiki iā ʻoe ke hana i kahi manaʻo me ka ʻole e aʻo i nā ʻoiaʻiʻo. " – E.B. White

"ʻO ka palaualelo ke akamai o ka mālama ʻana i ka nehinei." – Don Marquis

"Ke noi mākou i nā manaʻo, ʻimi pinepine mākou i kahi hoa." —Saul Bellow

"ʻO ka pessimist kahi kanaka i hoʻolohe maoli i nā mea manaʻo maikaʻi." – Don Marquis

"Inā hiki iā ʻoe ke kīkē i ke kanaka i kuleana no ka hapa nui o kou pilikia, ʻaʻole ʻoe e noho no hoʻokahi mahina." - Theodore Roosevelt

"ʻO kahi pōmaikaʻi o ke kamaʻilio ʻana iā ʻoe iho, ʻo ia ka hoʻomaopopo ʻana e hoʻolohe ana kekahi." – Franklin P Jones

“He aha ka halo? He wahi ʻē aʻe ia e mālama pono ai. " – ʻO Christopher Fry

Ma hea a i ka manawa hea ʻoe e ʻike pinepine ai i ka ʻeleʻele?

• ʻIke pinepine ʻia ka ʻakaʻaka ʻeleʻele ma nā kiʻiʻoniʻoni a me nā hōʻike televise;
• loaʻa pinepine i ka palapala;
• ʻike pinepine ʻia he pōʻeleʻele loa;
• ʻōlelo pinepine ʻia he manaʻo maikaʻi ʻole;
• ʻike pinepine ʻia ʻo ia he edgy;
• pili pinepine me ka lapuwale;
• ua hoʻohālikelike pinepineʻia me ka hoʻohenehene;
• ʻōlelo pinepine ʻia ʻo ia he ʻakaʻaka ʻeleʻele;
• ʻike pinepine ʻia he comedy ʻeleʻele;
• ua ho'ākāka pinepineʻia e like me keʻano o ka satire;
• ʻike pinepine ʻia e ka ʻakaʻaka;
• ʻike pinepine ʻia he ʻano lokoino;
• ʻike pinepine ʻia ʻo ia he ʻano;
• ʻike pinepine ʻia he ʻano hoʻomāinoino;
• hōʻike pinepine ʻia me ke ʻano ʻino;
• hōʻike pinepine ʻia he ʻano ʻino;
• manaʻo pinepine ʻia he ʻino;
• ua kapa pinepine ʻia ʻo ia he ʻano ʻino;
• ʻike pinepine ʻia he ʻono ʻole;
• ua helu pinepine ʻia he macabre;
• hoʻokaʻawale pinepine ʻia he morbid;
• hiki ke wehewehe ʻia he macabre;
• hiki ke manaoia he haumia;
• hiki ke wehewehe ʻia he mea hoʻopailua;
• hiki ke wehewehe ʻia he haʻalulu;
• hiki ke wehewehe ʻia he ʻano ʻē;
• hiki ke wehewehe ʻia he mea lapuwale;
• hiki ke wehewehe ʻia he ʻakaʻaka;
• hiki ke wehewehe ʻia he "ʻeleʻele ʻeleʻele";
• hoʻohenehene pinepine;
• ʻakaʻaka pinepine;
• pono e hele pinepine na kanaka Akaaka lawe mai;
• manaʻo pinepine ʻia e haʻalulu;
• hoʻoulu pinepine i ka noʻonoʻo;
• ʻakaʻaka pinepine;
• lokoino pinepine;
• he mea ino pinepine;
• ʻo ka manaʻo pinepine;
• he mea ino pinepine;
• ʻoʻoleʻa pinepine;
• ʻano ʻino pinepine;
• ʻaʻohe ʻono pinepine;
• kūponoʻole pinepine;
• ʻike pinepine ʻia;
• he mea ino pinepine;
• he hoʻomāʻewaʻewa pinepine;
• Nahu pinepine ka hoʻohenehene ʻeleʻele;
• mea ino pinepine.
• he mea pōʻino pinepine;
• he awaawa pinepine.

Kaʻana like i kēia moʻomanaʻo moʻomanaʻo me kekahi mea e pōmaikaʻi pū kekahi mai ia mea.