Hoʻoponopono hou ʻia ma Kepakemapa 1, 2023 e Roger Kaufman
I kekahi manawa pono mākou he wahi ʻakaʻaka i loko o ko mākou ola.
Eia kekahi mau ʻōlelo leʻaleʻa pōkole a momona.
He ʻōlelo ʻakaʻaka ʻakaʻaka a ʻakaʻaka paha ʻoe.
ʻO kēia kekahi o kaʻu mau punahele.
"Ua elemakule loa au no keia hana ino!"
“ʻAʻole pono ʻoe e maikaʻi; ʻOi aku ka maikaʻi o ka hewa ma mua o ka hōʻoluʻolu. "
"Inā pono wau e ola hou i koʻu ola, e emi ana wau manawa Ke hoʻolilo nei i ka manawa e hopohopo ai i ka manaʻo o nā poʻe ʻē aʻe a me ka hoʻonui ʻana i ka manawa e hopohopo nei i ko lākou manaʻo noʻu. "
"ʻAʻole ia e pili ana i ka mea āu i ʻike ai, akā ʻo wai ka mea ʻike iā ʻoe."
ʻO nā ʻōlelo ʻakaʻaka pōkole a ʻono
ʻO ka noʻonoʻo noʻonoʻo ʻo ia ka hāʻawi ʻana i nā mea maʻamau o ke ola i kahi ʻālohilohi a ʻokoʻa.
Eia kekahi mau manaʻo pāʻani a me nā ʻike ʻakaʻaka e hoʻokomo i ke ola o kēlā me kēia lā i kahi mālamalama hou.
"He lā ʻakaʻaka ʻole he lā ʻaʻohe lā i loko o kaʻu ʻeke.
“Maikaʻi loa koʻu hoʻomanaʻo a ua poina iaʻu pehea e poina ai!”
"ʻAʻole au i lohi, ua hala ka manawa."
"Inā nā pōpoki e lawe i ka honua, e hoʻomanaʻo mai iaʻu e pale aku i nā lole ʻiole."
"E noʻonoʻo i ka Pōʻakahi a ʻaʻohe mea e hele."
"ʻAʻole hoʻoheheʻe koʻu mau pākaukau, ke hele nei lākou i kahi siesta."
"No ke aha ka wai maʻamau inā hiki ke ʻōhū e like me koʻu ʻano?"
"I kekahi manawa manaʻo wau e like me ka microwave - wela akā weliweli inā waiho lōʻihi."
"ʻAʻole wau he puke puke, he deragona puke wau!"
"Inā puhi nā manaʻo i nā calorie, e lilo wau i supermodel!"
"ʻAʻole au i nalowale, aia wau ma kahi huakaʻi lōʻihi o ka ʻike."
"Ma koʻu poʻo he carnival kēlā me kēia lā!"
"ʻO koʻu mana nui? ʻIke pau ʻole!”
"ʻAʻole hiki i nā kāmaʻa ke hoʻololi i koʻu ola, akā hiki iā lākou ke hoʻomālamalama i koʻu lā!"
“ʻO ka pupule wale nō ka manaʻo. I loko o koʻu ao, he mea maʻamau wau!"
10 ʻōlelo ʻakaʻaka pōkole a ʻono
"ʻO kahi hoaaloha maikaʻi ka mea i ʻike i ka wā e noho mālie ai a i ka wā e ʻōlelo ai i kekahi mea."
“ʻAʻole wau makaʻu i ka lā ʻapōpō no ka mea heute He mau hoaaloha koʻu e like me ʻoe.
"ʻAʻole pono ʻoe e pupule e noho i Kapalakiko, akā kōkua ia."
"ʻOi aku ka maikaʻi o ka inaina ʻia no kou ʻano ma mua o kou ʻano geliebter e lilo i mea ʻaʻole ʻoe.
E make ana kakou a pau, no ke aha e pilikia ai nā hopohopo ʻē aʻe hana?
“Mai uē ʻoe no ka waiū i kahe ʻia; Nui aʻe nā wahi i hele mai ai. "
"Ke hāʻawi ke ola iā ʻoe i nā lemona, e hana i ka lemonade."
"ʻAʻohe mea e like me ka ʻaina awakea manuahi."
"ʻAʻohe mea ʻino i kēia manawa, e nānā ʻoe a ʻakaʻaka iā ʻoe iho ma hope."
"ʻAʻole pololei ke ola, akā pono ke ola."
22 mau huaʻōlelo ʻakaʻaka pōkole
"He makuahōnōwai wahine ka manaʻo i ka pau ʻole o kona kipa ʻana." – Henry Louis Mencken
"Hāpai ke kāne i nā makahiki ma kona iwi, ʻo ka wahine ma kona alo." - ʻAʻole ʻike ʻia
“ʻO ka maikaʻi o ka naʻauao ʻo ia ka hiki ke hana naʻaupō. ʻOi aku ka paʻakikī o ka ʻaoʻao." – Kurt Tucholsky
“Na ka lole ke kanaka. He liʻiliʻi a ʻaʻohe mana o ka poʻe olohelohe i ke kaiāulu. - Mark Twain
"Inā manaʻo ʻoe he liʻiliʻi loa ʻoe no ka hoʻololi ʻana, e hoʻāʻo e hiamoe me kahi makika i loko o ka lumi." - Dalai Lama
"ʻAʻole makemake ka poʻe mea ʻai meaʻai i ka nahu i ka lepo." - ʻO Joachim Ringelnatz
"ʻO ka ʻakaʻaka i kāu mau hewa ponoʻī hiki ke hoʻolōʻihi i ke ola. ʻO ka ʻakaʻaka ʻana i nā hewa o nā poʻe ʻē aʻe hiki ke hoʻopōkole." – ʻO Cullen Hightower
"ʻO ka ʻakaʻaka kekahi o nā lole maikaʻi loa āu e ʻaʻahu ai i ke kaiāulu." - ʻO William Shakespeare
“ʻAʻole au i kamaʻilio me kaʻu hoa i nā makahiki. ʻAʻole au i makemake e hoʻopau iā ia. "
–Rodney Dangerfield
"Ke hele nei au me he mea lā ua maikaʻi nā mea a pau, akā i loko o koʻu mau kāmaʻa ua paheʻe koʻu kākala." - ʻAʻole ʻike ʻia
"Ua ʻōlelo mau koʻu makuahine, ʻoi aku kou ʻelemakule, ʻoi aku kou maikaʻi, ke ʻole ʻoe he maiʻa."
– Rose
"Ua ʻōlelo koʻu makuahine he ʻino nā alligators no ka mea ua pau ko lākou niho a ʻaʻohe pulu niho." – Bobby Bouche
"ʻO ka noʻonoʻo maʻamau e like me ka deodorant. ʻAʻole hoʻohana ka poʻe i makemake nui iā ia. " - ʻAʻole ʻike ʻia
"E lilo ʻoe i kanaka makua i ka lā āu e ʻakaʻaka ai iā ʻoe iho no ka manawa mua." - Ethel Barrymore
Eia kekahi mau manaʻo: Ke nīnauele, e ʻōlelo ʻoe ua mākaukau ʻoe e hāʻawi i 110 pakeneka. Inā ʻaʻole he mea helu helu ka hana. - ʻO Adam Gropmann
"Inā makemake ʻoe e hōʻoia ʻaʻole ʻoe e poina i ka lā hānau o kāu wahine, e poina hoʻokahi wale nō." – Aldo Cammarota
"Ua manaʻo wau he ʻāina hoʻokahi ʻo ʻEulopa." –Kelly Pickler
"He ʻono maʻalahi kaʻu: ʻoluʻolu mau wau i ka mea maikaʻi loa." - ʻO Oscar Wilde
"ʻAʻole loa au i ʻike mehameha ma mua o koʻu hoʻāʻo ʻana e kau i ka pale lā ma koʻu kua." –Jimmy Kimmel
“ʻAʻole kūpono ka elevator i ka holomua. Pono ʻoe e hele i ke alapiʻi, hoʻokahi kapuaʻi i ka manawa. - Joe Girard
"Ua ʻike au i kahi haʻawina e ʻōlelo ana ʻo ka ʻōlelo ʻana i mua o kahi hui i manaʻo ʻia ʻo ka makaʻu nui o ka mea maʻamau. ʻO ka lua ka make. ʻO ke ʻano o kēia mea i ka mea maʻamau, inā pono ʻoe i kahi hana hoʻolewa, makemake ʻoe e moe i loko o ka pahu ma mua o ka hāʻawi ʻana i ka eulogy. - ʻO Jerry Seinfeld
"Hoʻokahi wale nō pilikia i ʻoi aku ka paʻakikī ma mua o ka hana ʻana i nā hoaaloha: ʻo ka hoʻopau ʻana iā lākou." - Mark Twain
10 mau ʻōlelo leʻaleʻa no WhatsApp
I kekahi manawa pono mākou i kahi standee liʻiliʻi.
keia ʻōlelo ʻakaʻaka maikaʻi loa ke kaumaha ʻoe.
"ʻAʻole ʻoe i ʻelemakule no ka naʻaupō."
"ʻAʻole wau hopohopo e make no ka mea e make ana au."
"He mea weliweli ka ʻike liʻiliʻi."
"ʻOi aku ka maikaʻi o ke aloha a nalowale ma mua o ka aloha ʻole."
"Mai uē no ka waiū i kahe ʻia."
“Mai nana i hope i ke ola; i mua wale nō.
"ʻElua mau mea āu e hana ʻole ai pono e hana ke ola: E noho a kali a hele i waho a kūʻai.
“I kou wā ʻōpiopio, manaʻo ʻoe e ola mau ʻoe. Ke ulu nei ʻoe, ʻike ʻoe ʻaʻole.
"Ua like ke ola me kahi ʻōwili pepa toilet. ʻO ka hoʻokokoke ʻana i ka hopena, ʻoi aku ka wikiwiki o ka hele ʻana.
"ʻAʻole mākou e ho'ōki i ka pāʻani no ka mea mākou ʻo lilo; Ua ʻelemakule mākou no ka mea ua pau kā mākou pāʻani.
16 Hoaloha WhatsApp - He ʻōlelo pōkole a ʻoluʻolu
16 makamaka whatsapp - Nā ʻōlelo maikaʻi e hoʻouna ai ma WhatsApp.
He polokalamu leka uila ʻo WhatsApp e hiki ai i nā mea hoʻohana ke hoʻouna i nā leka kikokikona, nā kiʻi, nā wikiō, nā leo leo, nā palapala, nā loulou, ka ʻike pili, ka ʻikepili wahi a me ʻO haʻi ʻē aʻe Nā ʻano faila hiki iā ʻoe ke hoʻouna.
Hāʻawi pū ia i nā kamaʻilio pūʻulu e hiki ai i nā poʻe he nui ke kamaʻilio i ka manawa like. Hoʻomohala nā pilina ma nā ʻano like ʻole, akā hoʻāʻo nā hoaaloha maikaʻi a pau e ʻimi i ka pahuhopu hoʻokahi: kahi kumu o Liebe a i mea paipai.
Das Ke hoʻouna ʻana i kahi leka ma WhatsApp he maʻalahi, akā i kekahi manawa poina mākou e hoʻouna i kahi leka koʻikoʻi.
kiʻi aku e kaua: ʻO nā ʻōlelo a me nā ʻōlelo maikaʻi loa
He ʻōlelo hoʻomakeʻaka pōkole a he ʻakaʻaka
Ua ʻike anei ʻoe he mea nui ka ʻakaʻaka maikaʻi i ka wā e pili ana i ka launa pū ʻana?
ʻO kahi hoʻohenehene i hoʻokō pono ʻia, i haʻi ʻia i ka manawa a me kahi kūpono, hiki ke hoʻohuli i kahi kūlana ʻoluʻolu i mea ʻoluʻolu.
"Hiki iā ia ke hoʻokuʻu iā ʻoe mai kahi haʻahaʻa, ʻaʻole hiki i ka poʻe nele i ka ʻakaʻaka ke hana i kēlā."
"No laila palekana ka ʻōlelo ʻana e hiki i ke ʻano haʻahaʻa ke kōkua iā ʻoe e kūleʻa i nā mea āu e hana ai i ke ola."
“Hoʻokahi mea āu e hoʻomanaʻo ai; Inā makemake ʻoe e ʻakaʻaka, e ʻoluʻolu ʻoe.
"ʻO ke kanaka me ke ʻano hoʻohaʻahaʻa ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi."
"Pehea ʻoe e makemake ʻole ai i ka mea nāna ʻoe e hana ... lawe mai i ka akaaka hiki?"
"ʻO ka poʻe e hauʻoli nei i ka ʻakaʻaka ʻana i nā poʻe ʻē aʻe, ʻike ʻia ʻo ia ka ʻike kikoʻī."
"No ka mea ʻakaʻaka, pono e hāʻawi maikaʻi ʻia kekahi mau kikoʻī."
No ka mea ʻaʻole i pōmaikaʻi mākou a pau i ka hiki ke loaʻa i kahi ʻakaʻaka pololei, ua manaʻo wau e kōkua iā ʻoe ma ka hōʻuluʻulu ʻana i kēia mau ʻōlelo ʻakaʻaka pōkole a me nā ʻakaʻaka no ʻoe.
Hiki iā ʻoe ke kākau iā lākou i lalo a hoʻohana iā lākou i kēlā me kēia manawa āu e hele ai i kahi hanana kaiaulu a i ʻole e kaʻana like me kāu mau hoaaloha ma ka pūnaewele.
Viel Spaß!
- He aha kāu e loaʻa ai ke hele ʻoe i ka iʻa a me ka ʻelepani? ʻauʻau ʻauʻau.
- He aha ka mea maikaʻi loa e pili ana iā Switzerland? ʻAʻole maopopo iaʻu, akā he mea nui ka hae.
- Waiho i kāu hoapili mai noho mehameha, e hoʻopilikia mau iā ia.
- He aha ka hale kiʻekiʻe loa ma ka honua holoʻokoʻa? ʻO ka hale waihona puke no ka mea he nui nā moʻolelo.
- Makemake ʻoe e ʻike ʻo wai kaʻu i aloha ai? E heluhelu hou i ka huaolelo mua.
- ʻAe, ʻoiaʻiʻo, pāʻani au, heʻenalu wau i ka Pūnaewele i kēlā me kēia lā.
- E hahai mau i kou puʻuwai, akā e hoʻomanaʻo e lawe pū i kou lolo.
- ʻO ka hoaaloha maikaʻi e like me ka clover lau ʻehā, paʻakikī ke loaʻa, laki ka loaʻa.
- Ke kikeke ka hala, mai pane mai. ʻAʻohe mea hou e haʻi aku iā ʻoe.
- ʻAʻole hiki iaʻu ke hiamoe i ka pō. ʻAʻole hiki iaʻu ke ala i ke kakahiaka.
10 mau ʻōlelo kūʻokoʻa e uku nui ana i kou ola (Video)
"Inā haʻi mākou i ka poʻe he polokalamu ka lolo, malia paha e hoʻomaka lākou e hoʻohana."
"ʻAʻole pono wau i ka lauoho, hāʻawi koʻu uluna iaʻu i kahi lauoho hou i kēlā me kēia kakahiaka."
“He aha ka mea e ʻai ai nā kamepiula no ka ʻai? Microchips.
“He aha kāu e kapa ai i ka bea niho ʻole? He bea gummy.
No ke aha i paʻakikī ai nā kāne i ka nānā ʻana i ka maka? ʻAʻohe umauma maka.
"Haʻi mau wau i ka pahi i loko o kaʻu ʻeke inā ʻai mākou i ka keke."
"Inā ʻaʻole mākou e ʻai i ka pō, no ke aha he kukui i loko o ka pahu hau?"
"ʻOiaʻiʻo ke kamaʻilio wau iaʻu iho, i kekahi manawa makemake wau i ka ʻōlelo aʻoaʻo loea."
"Ua maʻemaʻe koʻu hale i nehinei, kala mai ua hala ʻoe."
10 mau ʻōlelo a me nā ʻōlelo ʻakaʻaka pōkole (wikiō)
"Ke pani ke ola i ka puka, wehe hou. He puka ia, pēlā lākou e hana ai.
"Mai haʻalele i kāu mau moeʻuhane me ka maʻalahi, e hiamoe lōʻihi."
"ʻAʻohe mea paʻakikī, ʻaʻole ʻoe e ʻike i ka wā i pau ai ʻoe."
"I koʻu ola a pau, ua manaʻo wau ua manuahi ka ea a hiki i koʻu kūʻai ʻana i kahi ʻeke chips."
"ʻAʻole maopopo iaʻu pehea e hana ai i koʻu mau makahiki no ka mea ʻaʻole wau i ʻelemakule ma mua."
"Inehinei aʻu i hana ai i kēia lā a hoʻopau wau i kaʻu hana i nehinei."
"Ke noʻonoʻo nei au, hele mākou ka poʻe palaualelo i ka lani a i ʻole e hoʻouna lākou i kekahi e kiʻi iā mākou?"
"ʻO kaʻu pilina wale nō me kaʻu WiFi. He pilina kā mākou.
"ʻAʻole au moloā, hoʻomaha loa au."
"ʻO ka hauʻoli nui i ke ola ke hana nei i ka mea a ka poʻe e ʻōlelo ai ʻaʻole hiki iā ʻoe ke hana." – Walter Bagehot
43 ʻŌlelo Ambiguous (Video)
"Inā manaʻo ʻoe ʻaʻohe mea mālama inā ola ʻoe, e hoʻāʻo e nalowale i kekahi mau uku kaʻa." –Flip Wilson
"Makemake au ʻaʻole ʻike nā giraffe i ke ʻano o ka ʻala." - ʻO Bill Murray
"Inā kamaʻilio nā kānaka ma hope o kou kua, e hauʻoli ʻoe i mua."
"Ke noho nei au ma kahi kaiāulu ʻino loa hiki iā ʻoe ke kiʻi ʻia i ka wā e pana ʻia ana." -ʻO Chris Rock
"I kekahi manawa, makemake au he he'e au i hiki ia'u ke hahau i ewalu kanaka i ka manawa hookahi."
"Inā ʻoi aku kou wela ma mua oʻu, ʻo ia hoʻi, ʻoi aku koʻu maʻalili iā ʻoe."
"ʻO ka hauʻoli ka loaʻa ʻana o kahi ʻohana nui, aloha, mālama, pili pili i kekahi kūlanakauhale." - George Burns
"Ua loaʻa iaʻu ka maʻi Alzheimer's bulimia, i ka wā mua ʻai wau i nā mea āpau a laila poina wau i ka ʻāʻī." “– Cindy mai Marzahn
"Ua hana ke kanaka i ka ʻōlelo e hoʻomāʻona i kona makemake hohonu e hoʻopiʻi." - Lily Tomlin
"Inā manaʻo ʻoe he wahine nāwaliwali loa nā wahine, e hoʻāʻo e huki i ka pale i kou ʻaoʻao." – Stuart Turner
"ʻO kaʻu pahuhopu i kēia hopena pule ʻo ka neʻe ʻana, ʻaʻole lawa ka manaʻo o ka poʻe ua make wau."
"Ua ʻōlelo ka poʻe ʻaʻole hiki iā ʻoe ke ola me ke aloha ʻole, akā manaʻo wau he mea nui ka oxygen."
"Hiki iā ʻoe ke hoʻōki i ka hana pupule, hiki iaʻu ke hele mai ʻaneʻi."
“He aha kaʻu e hana ai no ke ola? hanu au i loko a i waho.
"No ke aha lākou i kapa ai he hiamoe maikaʻi ke ala ʻoe me ka weliweli?"
"Ke ʻai nei au i ka keke no ka mea ʻo ia ka lā hānau o kekahi i kēia lā."
"No ke aha ka lōʻihi o ka Pōʻakahi mai ka Pōʻalima a me ka Pōʻalima kokoke i ka Pōʻakahi?"
"Ua like koʻu haku me ka pēpē, uē a hoʻāla iaʻu i kēlā me kēia hapalua hola."
"ʻAʻole au i hele a hāʻule. Ua paʻi maoli kāu i ka honua a ke manaʻoʻiʻo nei wau e lanakila ana. "
"E hāʻawi mai iaʻu i kiʻi o ʻoe i hiki iaʻu ke hōʻike iā Santa i kaʻu makemake no ka Kalikimaka."
22 Life Sayings Humor (Video)
“Inā hāʻule ʻoe, ma laila wau e hopu ai iā ʻoe me ke aloha. Aloha ʻoe e ka papahele.”
"I kēia lā ua ʻakaʻaka wau a hoʻomaka e ʻeha koʻu ʻōpū i hiki iaʻu ke lele i ka hale haʻuki."
"He makana kēlā me kēia lā, ʻo ia ke kumu i kapa ʻia ai ka makana."
"He ukana kā mākou a pau, e ʻimi i kahi mea aloha iā ʻoe e kōkua iā ʻoe e wehe."
"E ho'ōki i ka leka uila iaʻu ma waena o ka leka uila, pono wau e hoʻololi i kaʻu kikokikona."
"E kala mai, ʻaʻole wau i lawe i kaʻu kelepona, ua lawe ʻia wau i ka hula ʻana i ke kani kani."
"Ke manaʻoʻiʻo nei ʻoe i ke aloha i ka ʻike mua ʻana, a i ʻole e hele hou paha au?"
"Ke hana nei au i kaʻu mea makemake loa i kēlā me kēia pule, ʻaʻohe mea."
"ʻO ka hakakā nui loa o ke ola: pono wau e pipi, akā ʻaʻole makemake wau e haʻalele i kahi moe."
"Inā makemake ʻoe e hoʻolohe kāu mau keiki, e hoʻāʻo e kamaʻilio mālie me kekahi." - Ann Landers
"Ua hiki iaʻu ke ʻae aku iā ʻoe, akā ua hewa kāua."
“Ua like kekahi poʻe me nā ao. Ke hele aku lākou, he lā ʻoi aku ka mālamalama. "
"E hana nā wahine a me nā pōpoki i nā mea a lākou e makemake ai, a pono nā kāne a me nā ʻīlio e hoʻomaha a maʻa i ka manaʻo." – Robert A. Heinlein
“Ua like koʻu ʻeke me ka ʻonika, ke wehe au, uē au.”
"Mai ʻakaʻaka wau, ke hoʻāʻo nei au e huhū iā ʻoe."
"He gula ka noho mālie, inā ʻaʻole he keiki kāu, a laila he kānalua wale ka noho ʻana."
“E kūʻai aku nā hoaaloha i meaʻai. ʻAi nā hoaaloha maikaʻi i kāu meaʻai."
"Ua pale ʻia kaʻu ʻeke ʻeono e kahi ʻāpana momona."
"ʻAʻole lepo koʻu mau puka makani, pena kaʻu ʻīlio."
22 ʻōlelo ʻakaʻaka o ka naʻauao
"Inā loaʻa iā ʻoe nā hoaaloha pupule, loaʻa iā ʻoe nā mea āpau āu e pono ai."
"ʻAʻole au e holo i ka hana paʻakikī, ua moloā wau e holo."
"Inā lanakila wau i ka makana palaualelo, e hoʻouna wau i kekahi e ʻohi iaʻu."
“ʻAʻole au e ʻeha i ka pupule. Hauʻoli wau i kēlā me kēia minuke. "
"No ke aha ʻaʻole hiki iā ʻoe ke pāʻani i nā kāleka ma kahi moku liʻiliʻi? No ka mea, aia mau kekahi e noho ana ma ka papa.
"Inā ʻoi aku ka maʻamau o ka noʻonoʻo maʻamau."
"Pono wau e hana i kekahi mea me koʻu ola, ma ka lā ʻapōpō paha."
"E lilo mākou i mea maikaʻi loa Kokua "Eia kekahi, ua ʻike nui ʻoe."
"Ua ʻike ʻoe ua palaualelo ʻoe ke huhū ʻoe i ka hoʻopau ʻana i kāu mau hoʻolālā."
"ʻAʻole wau moloā, aia wau ma ke ʻano moe."
"He wahi kupua koʻu wahi moe kahi e hoʻomanaʻo koke ai au i nā mea a pau aʻu i poina ai."
"Lottery: he ʻauhau ma luna o ka poʻe hewa i ka makemakika."
"Aloha wau i kaʻu hana i ka wā hoʻomaha."
"E hoʻomaha, ʻo ka hopena pule kēia, mai ʻakaʻaka ʻoe a pau ia."
"ʻAʻole au i hāʻule, ke hoʻolilo nei au i kekahi manawa ma ka honua."
"Ua like ka noʻonoʻo me ka parachute. ʻAʻole ia e hana inā ʻaʻole i wehe ʻia. "
"ʻIke wau he naʻauao wau no ka mea ʻike wau ʻaʻole wau ʻike i kekahi mea." – Socrates
ʻO ka mana wale nō i loaʻa iā ʻoe ka huaʻōlelo "ʻaʻole." – Frances McDormand
"Ua ʻōlelo wau ʻaʻole i nā lāʻau lapaʻau, akā ʻaʻole lākou e hoʻolohe."
“Ke manaʻoʻiʻo nei au e uku mākou a pau i kā mākou bila ʻauhau me ka minoʻaka. Ua hoʻāʻo wau, akā makemake lākou i ke kālā.
21 ʻōlelo kofe ʻakaʻaka (wikiō)
"Ua ʻōlelo koʻu noho mālie i hoʻokahi tausani ʻōlelo, akā ʻaʻole ʻoe i lohe."
"ʻO ka kali ʻana i ke kiʻiʻoniʻoni e hoʻomaka e ʻai i kāu popcorn ka mea paʻakikī loa ma ka honua."
"Ke inaina nei au i ka Poakahi, Poalua, Poakolu, Poaha a me ka hapalua o ka Poalima."
"ʻO wai ka mea hiki ʻole ke ʻōlelo? ʻAʻole au i hana i kekahi mea no nā makahiki. "
"Ke hoʻohiki nei au ʻaʻole maikaʻi wau."
"ʻo ʻoe iho nō; ua lawe ʻia nā mea ʻē aʻe a pau.
"Mai hopohopo, ʻoi aku ka liʻiliʻi o ka spider iā ʻoe. ʻAe, ʻo ia ke ʻano o ka grenade."
"Inā he maka ka Pōʻakahi, e kuʻi wau."
“Makemake na mea a pau e hele i ka lani; akā, ʻaʻohe mea makemake e make. – Albert King
"ʻO ka ʻokoʻa ma waena o ka naʻaupō a me ke akamai ʻo ia ka palena o ke akamai." - Albert Einstein
Hana nā ʻōlelo ʻakaʻaka - nā ʻōlelo hoʻomākeʻaka
Ua pilikia ʻoe no ka mea he nui kāu hana.
Akā, pehea inā he ala maʻalahi e hoʻopau i ke kaumaha?
ʻAʻole ia e pili ana i ka hana ʻana; e pili ana i ka huahua.
Ke kaumaha ʻoe, paʻakikī ke nānā aku i kekahi mea ʻē aʻe. No laila, no ke aha ʻaʻole e hoʻāʻo i kekahi mau mea hoʻohenehene wahi hana?
Wahi a ka luna
Inā ua haʻi aku kou haku iā ʻoe e "hoʻomaha wale," a laila ʻike ʻoe i ke ʻano koʻikoʻi o ka hana.
A ke kaumaha ʻoe, ʻoi aku ka paʻakikī o ka hana maikaʻi ʻana i kāu hana. ʻO ia ke kumu he mea nui e ʻimi i nā ala e hiki ai Ka pilikia ma ka hana e wehe.
Wahi a ka hoa hana
- "E kala mai no ka lōʻihi o kaʻu kauoha."
- "ʻAʻole i liʻuliʻu ʻoe!"
- "Ke kali wale nei au i ka maʻalili o kaʻu kofe."
- "E uku koke wau iā ʻoe i koʻu hiki."
- "E kala mai au, akā ua poina iaʻu e lawe mai i kaʻu puke i kēia lā."
- "Manaʻo wau hiki iā mākou ke hana i kekahi mea."
- "E kala mai, akā pono wau e hele i kēia manawa."
- "Ke hopohopo nei au ʻaʻole hiki iaʻu."
- "E kala mai au, akā pono wau e haʻalele koke."
Wahi a ka intern - nā ʻōlelo ʻakaʻaka pōkole a ʻono
He mea maʻalahi ka manaʻo koʻikoʻi i ka wā e hoʻāʻo ai ʻoe e hālāwai i nā palena manawa a i ʻole e hoʻomau i nā papahana.
aber Quotes hiki ke kōkua iā ʻoe e noʻonoʻo a hoʻomaha.
Wahi a ka luna - ʻōlelo ʻakaʻaka pōkole a ʻono
"E hāʻawi wau i kahi hana iā ʻoe i kēia lā. Makemake au iā ʻoe e hele mai me 17 mau mea hoʻohenehene koʻikoʻi a me ka hoʻomākeʻaka.
"Mai koʻikoʻi, e hiki mai ana nā lā maikaʻi. Ua kapa ʻia lākou i ka Pōʻalima, Pōʻaono a me ka Lāpule. - ʻAʻole ʻike ʻia
“ʻOi aku ka mea e pono ai ka honua Liebe a me ka emi loa o ka pepa. –Pearl Bailey
“E hala no hoi keia. E hala paha ia e like me ka pohaku puupaa, aka, e hala no ia." - ʻAʻole ʻike ʻia
"ʻO kekahi mau lā ʻo ka mea maikaʻi loa e pili ana i ka hana ʻo ka huli ʻana o ka noho." - ʻAʻole ʻike ʻia
"ʻO kaʻu hoʻomanaʻo ʻana i ka wā kamaliʻi ʻaʻole pono e hoʻolimalima i 40 mau hola i ka pule me nā poʻe e hoʻonāukiuki iaʻu a luhi e ʻike hiki iaʻu ke kūʻai aku i nā kāwele pepa a me ka mea holoi lole." - ʻAʻole ʻike ʻia
"ʻAʻole hele ka pilikia a me ka hopohopo me koʻu mau lole." - ʻAʻole ʻike ʻia
"ʻO ka hoʻomaha ʻana he mea waiwai nui ʻaʻole hiki iaʻu ke uku." – Robin Sikarwar
"Inā he makana ke ola o kēlā me kēia lā, makemake wau e hoʻomaopopo i kahi e hiki ai iaʻu ke hoʻi i ka Pōʻakahi." - ʻO John wagner
"ʻAʻohe mea e holo ma mua o ko lākou manawa - ke ʻole ka mea nāna e haʻalele koke." – Groucho Max
“ʻAʻohe pilikia koʻikoʻi i kēia pule aʻe. Ua piha kaʻu papahana i kēia manawa. " –Henry Kissinger
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"ʻO ka Pōʻakahi ka hoʻomaka o ka pule hana, e hāʻawi ana i nā hoʻomaka hou 52 manawa i ka makahiki." – David Dweck
"I kekahi mau hihia hiki iā mākou ke noʻonoʻo nui i ka mea ʻole i hana mākou i kahi mea nui mai ka mea ʻole." –Ricky Maye
"I koʻu ulu ʻana a me ka naʻauao, ua ʻike wau he 6 mau mea aʻu i makemake nui ai i kaʻu hana. ʻO ka lā uku, ka wā ʻaina awakea, ma hope o ka hana, ka manawa hoʻomaha, nā lā hoʻomaha a me natürlich hoʻomaha." - ʻO Tom Goins
"ʻO ka ʻāpana maikaʻi loa o ka hana ʻana i ka hoʻi ʻana i ka home i ka hopena o ka lā." - ʻAʻole ʻike ʻia
"Inā hoʻopau ke kaumaha i nā calorie, e lilo wau i supermodel." - ʻAʻole ʻike ʻia
"Kekahi o kumu nui no ʻO kāu 'ʻaʻole' pono ʻoe i kou manawa hoʻomaha i ʻole ʻoe e hana like me ka naʻaupō no ka mea ua emi ʻoe. A ʻaʻole ʻoe makemake e hakakā i kahi ʻai i hoʻonui ʻia e ka makaʻu i ka hoʻoikaika nui. Akā ʻo kāu kī kēia, ʻaʻole pono nā poʻe ʻē aʻe i kēia ʻike. No laila, ʻakaʻaka wale, ʻōlelo ʻole, mahalo a neʻe aku." – Holly Mosier
"Ke ho'āʻo mau nei au e hāʻawi i kaʻu mau mea āpau ma ka hana, akā ʻike mau koʻu luna iaʻu a hoʻihoʻi mai iaʻu." - ʻAʻole ʻike ʻia
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kiʻi aku e kaua: ʻO nā ʻōlelo a me nā ʻōlelo maikaʻi loa
Manaʻo wau makemake ʻoe i kēia ʻōlelo ʻakaʻaka makemake.
E kaʻana like iā lākou me kāu mau hoaaloha a me kou ʻohana i hiki iā lākou ke kau i ka minoʻaka ma ko lākou mau maka.
Inā makemake ʻoe i kēia pou, e ʻoluʻolu e kaʻana like me kekahi mea makemake i nā ʻōlelo ʻakaʻaka.
He ʻakaʻaka loa kēia ʻōlelo “ʻAʻole pono iaʻu i ka lauoho, hāʻawi koʻu uluna i kahi lauoho hou i kēlā me kēia kakahiaka.". Mahalo iā ʻoe no kēia haʻawina!