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ʻO ka wahine nani e pāʻani ana me nā lau - ʻakaʻaka ola naʻauao

46 akaaka ola naauao | ʻŌlelo ʻakaʻaka

Hoʻoponopono hou ʻia ma Kepakemapa 1, 2023 e Roger Kaufman

Ka naauao o ke ola | ʻO nā ʻōlelo leʻaleʻa - ʻaʻole ia he kue, akā ʻo ka duo maikaʻi loa no ke ola me ka wink!

Eia ka'u mau momi naauao he 46 nau, e haawi mai ana i ka olelo ao akamai me ke kolohe.

E noʻonoʻo i kahi oasis o ka ʻike i hūnā ʻia ma ka puʻuwai o kahi hōʻike hoʻohenehene.

Mai nā ʻōlelo aʻoaʻo ola hope loa e ʻakaʻaka ai ʻoe a hiki i nā ʻōlelo āu e makemake koke ai e kaʻana like ma ke ʻano he mau statuses ma kāu pūnaewele kaiapili, ʻo kēia hōʻiliʻili kāu tiketi i kahi huakaʻi kahi ʻakaʻaka ka hoa maikaʻi loa.

No laila e mākaukau e ʻakaʻaka i kou mau hopohopo a aʻo paha i kahi mea a ʻelua paha e pili ana i ke ola ma ke kaʻina hana!

Naʻauao ʻakaʻaka - Hiki ke ʻakaʻaka ka naʻauao?

ʻO ka naʻauao nā ʻōlelo e pili ana i ke ola.

Hiki ke ʻakaʻaka, hohonu, loaʻa ka naʻauao e pili ana i ke ola.

Hiki iā lākou ke ʻakaʻaka, hohonu, koʻikoʻi a hoʻoikaika paha.

ʻO kekahi mau naʻauao, ʻaʻole i ʻike hou ʻia ko lākou kumu, a ʻo nā mea ʻē aʻe i kēia manawa.

Ma kēia moʻomanaʻo moʻomanaʻo e haʻi aku wau iā ʻoe i kekahi o kaʻu naʻauao ola.

"E ʻakaʻaka inā ʻaʻole lawa ka uē"

No ka pane, hiki i kekahi ke ʻōlelo i kahi kanaka naʻauao nui o nā kenekulia 20 a me 21:

aʻo iā mākou, no ka laʻana Herbert Groenemeyer, ka mea i ʻike nui i ke ʻano o ke ola a, mahalo, ua hīmeni pū ʻo ia.

ʻO ka ʻoiaʻiʻo: Me manao maikai ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi a me ka wikiwiki o ke ola ma mua o ka Buddhist "ʻo ke ola ʻo ia ka ʻeha” Hoʻolālā.

ʻO ia, e ʻoiaʻiʻo, ʻaʻole i hoʻopakele i kekahi mai ka haʻalele ʻana.

Apono:

Hiki ke ʻakaʻaka ka naʻauao?

"Hoʻokahi wale nō e kau i nā leka." - ʻAʻole ʻike ʻia

ʻO ia kekahi ʻōlelo hopu e alakaʻi iā mākou e hoʻomau i kēlā Leben e hoʻokau i nā pilikia ma ko mākou ala a i ʻole e hāʻawi i nā lemona.

"ʻO ka lā ʻapōpō ka lā nui loa o ka pule." – ʻŌlelo Sepania

ʻO ka hoʻonā - Naʻauao ʻakaʻaka:

Hiki iā ʻoe ke kūkulu i nā mea nani mai nā pōhaku i hoʻolei ʻia i ko mākou ala
naauao hoohenehene | naauao e minoaka

"Hiki iā ʻoe ke kūkulu i nā mea nani mai nā pōhaku i hoʻolei ʻia i ko mākou ala." - ʻAʻole ʻike ʻia

"Ke hāʻawi ke ola iā ʻoe i nā lemona, e hana i ka lemonade." - ʻAʻole ʻike ʻia

“Ke noho nei au ma ke alanui hoʻokahi ʻaoʻao he hopena make nō hoʻi. ʻAʻole maopopo iaʻu pehea wau i hiki ai i laila." - Steven Wright

ʻO ka naʻauao ola ʻakaʻaka - nā ʻōlelo a me nā wikiō wikiō

ʻŌlelo ʻakaʻaka - naʻauao - ʻōlelo a me nā ʻōlelo no E noʻonoʻo - E lawe i kēia manawa a e hoʻoikaika iā ʻoe iho i ka "naʻauao nani".

Nui ka nani a puni mākou, pono mākou e wehe i ko mākou mau maka a mahalo.

Eia he 30 mau nani Ka naauao o ke olaa'u i hui pu ai.

E hoʻoikaika kekahi iā ʻoe, e paipai kekahi iā ʻoe, akā ʻo ka mea nui e hoʻoikaika ʻia ʻoe e ola i kahi ola nani a me ke ʻano.

E hauʻoli i ka wikiō no "Naʻauao Nani o ke Ola"!

ʻO Roger Kaufmann ke aʻo hypnosis
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ola maikaʻi naʻauao ʻakaʻaka

I ka wā i hōʻino ʻia ai ka inoa, (aneane) hilahila ʻole ke ola

Ma muli o ʻO Wilhelm Busch ʻAʻole paha e lawe maoli i kēia ʻōlelo i ka puʻuwai.

No ka mea wale no kekahi akaaka o ke ola ʻaʻole lākou e hui pū me ke aloha o kekahi.

No ka laʻana, inā ʻoe e ʻae i ka manaʻo koʻikoʻi o ka luna ma ka uaki me ka hauoli

"ʻAʻohe oʻu manaʻo i ka "manu mua!" - ʻAʻole ʻike ʻia

e pau koke ana ka palena o ke kuokoa poetic maanei.

He mahalo no ka mea nui Mark Twain hiki ke hoʻonāukiuki i ka nohona hana:

"ʻO ka mea huna nui o nā mea a pau, ʻo ia ke akamai a ʻo ia wale nō ka mea ʻike." - ʻAʻole ʻike ʻia

"ʻO ke ala wale nō e mālama ai i kou olakino ʻo ka ʻai ʻana i ka mea āu e makemake ʻole ai, inu i ka mea āu e makemake ʻole ai, a hana i kāu mea e hana ai. aka ʻaʻole makemake." – Mark Twain.

"He kanaka pessimist ka mea i manaʻo he weliweli nā mea a pau e like me lākou iho a inaina pū kekahi iā lākou." - George Bernard Shaw

"Makemake au i ka hele wāwae lōʻihi, ʻoiai ke lawe ʻia lākou e ka poʻe i hoʻonāukiuki iaʻu." - Fred Allen

Kakaʻikahi nā keiki a nā kumu, nā bipi a ke kahuna pule a ʻaʻole loa e ulu

Naʻauao ʻakaʻaka - 25 ʻakaʻaka ola naʻauao e ʻakaʻaka

Nā kūlana ʻakaʻaka nā hoʻopiʻi no kou kūlana WhatsApp e make no!

Makemake mākou a pau e ʻakaʻaka iki ma kekahi wahi. Akaaka ʻo ia ka pilina ma waena o kākou nā kānaka.

Kahi mea liʻiliʻi ʻakaʻaka i ke ola ʻaʻole ʻeha a aloha.

E hauʻoli me ka 25 ʻakaʻaka ʻakaʻaka loa no WhatsApp.

kiʻi aku e kaua: E aʻo e haʻalele i ka hilinaʻi
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“Makemake au e noho mau leben. Nui loa a hiki i kēia manawa. -Steven Wright

ʻOi aku ka lehulehu ʻO Lebens pono e hoʻohana pinepine ʻia no ka nahu ʻana i nā sideswipes. ʻOliʻoli a ʻōlelo pinepine ʻia:

"Inā ʻaʻole hiki iā ʻoe ke hana iā ʻoe iho, e aʻo i nā poʻe ʻē aʻe!" - ʻAʻole ʻike ʻia

A i ʻole, ma kahi ʻano like ʻole:

Ua pilikia ka hana lima (a i ʻole ua ʻike paha ʻoe i kahi mea hoʻomaʻamaʻa lauoho me ka lauoho maikaʻi?)

He kūpono hoʻi i kēia wahi, ka naʻauao kaʻi kahiko:

Nā wāwae o nā keiki me nā minoʻaka
ʻakaʻaka ola naʻauao pōkole

“Inā ʻoe e hele i ke Akua e lawe i ka akaaka, e haʻi aku iā ia i kāu mau hoʻolālā." - Woody Allen.

“E pili ana ka mea i maopopo iā ʻoe. ʻO ka mea āu i hoʻomaopopo ʻole ai, e hāʻawi aku i nā mea ʻē aʻe ma ke ʻano he ʻōlelo aʻoaʻo." - ʻAʻole ʻike ʻia

   "pakiko-hilinai ʻo ia kāu mea ma mua o kou hoʻomaopopo ʻana i ka pilikia." - Woody Allen

No ka mea, hele mai ka naʻauao o ke ola me ka ʻakaʻaka a me ka palaoa mau ʻoiaʻiʻo e lawe pū me ʻoe, ʻaʻole pono lākou e mahalo mau ʻia ma kahi pilikino.

Eia nō naʻe, aia wale nō no nā wahi o ke ola "ʻO ke aloha, ka pilina a me ka eroticism” ka helu nui o nā ʻōlelo ʻaʻole pono e haʻi māmā ʻia (akā naʻe ʻaʻole hiki ke ʻoi aku ma mua o ka ʻoiaʻiʻo).

I ke ahi ʻana o nā hale lole kahiko...

... ʻaʻā lākou.

Hoʻopiha ʻo Erotic i nā ʻano naʻauao ola ʻakaʻaka ma ke ʻano ʻakaʻaka.

Puliki ke kāne a me ka wahine i kekahi i kekahi - naʻauao erotic
He ʻōlelo ʻakaʻaka pōkole akā ʻoiaʻiʻo

Manaʻo paha e kūkākūkā i kahi kumuhana paʻakikī (ma mua) i kapu ʻia ma nā wahi he nui no ka manawa lōʻihi ma ke ʻano ʻae ʻia e ka lehulehu.

ʻOi aku ka haʻahaʻa o ka paepae inhibition e kūkākūkā i kēlā mau wahi o ke ola inā hoʻokumu ʻia ka naʻauao kūpono a hōʻike ʻia ma ke ʻano ʻakaʻaka.

ʻO ka mea kahiko, wehewehe ka doller i ka pilikia waena o ke ola ma ke ʻano maopopo, me ka makemake ʻole e hoʻokolokolo.

"Ka ʻokoʻa ma waena ʻO ka moekolohe a me ke aloha hoʻi ʻo ia ka mea e hoʻomaha ai ka wahine i ka ʻeha a ma muli o ke aloha. - Woody Allen

“He mea waiwai ole ka moe kolohe me ke aloha ole Ua ʻike, akā, no nā ʻike waiwai ʻole, maikaʻi loa ia. - Woody Allen

Akā aia kekahi wahi no ka hoʻokae ʻana ma kēia wahi:

“Kaupaku ʻōpala – lalo lalo” - ʻAʻole ʻike ʻia

no ka laʻana, hoʻopaʻa ʻia i ka moekolohe ʻana o nā wahine ʻulaʻula.

"Ma kahi e hāʻule ai ke aloha, ʻaʻole e ulu hou ka mauʻu" e ʻōlelo aʻo iā mākou.
ʻōlelo ʻakaʻaka a me ka naʻauao

"Ma hea ka Liebe Inā hāʻule ʻoe, ʻaʻole e ulu hou ka mauʻu” e ʻōlelo aʻo iā mākou. - ʻAʻole ʻike ʻia

"Ma mua o kou male ʻana i ke kanaka, pono ʻoe e kiʻi mua iā lākou e hoʻohana i kahi ʻōnaehana kamepiula me kahi lawelawe pūnaewele lohi e ʻike i ko lākou ʻano maoli." —Will Ferrell

ʻO ka mana āpau o Liebe a i ʻole makemake

"ʻO ka mana e hana ai i ka pilikia." - ʻAʻole ʻike ʻia

hiki ke lawe i nā ʻāpana pōʻino.

A kaulana loa mai ka métier o ka manamana lima hoʻokiʻekiʻe a me ka moralizing aphorisms:

"E pono ke hoohuliia na kaikamahine e puhi ana a me na moa kani." - ʻAʻole ʻike ʻia

Hoʻopili ʻia ka ʻakaʻaka, manaʻo koʻikoʻi: ʻO ka hana kūpono i ka lehulehu ke ʻano o ka lā i ka Leben o ka wahine.

ʻO nā kāne, ma ka ʻaoʻao ʻē aʻe, ʻoi aku ka ʻono, inā ʻaʻole e ʻōlelo ʻoi aku ka pili ʻO Sorgen.

Ka ihu o ke kanaka - funny life wisdom

wahine e nānā ana i ke kiʻi kāne
akaaka ola naauao

"Inā kū ka noodle, kū ka lolo!" - ʻAʻole ʻike ʻia

"E like me ka ihu o ke kanaka, pela no kona loane!" - ʻAʻole ʻike ʻia

"Maikaʻi ka naʻaupō!" - ʻAʻole ʻike ʻia

"ʻIke nā kāne i ka leʻaleʻa i ka wahine a lākou e huki ai. Aʻo nā wahine e huki iā lākou iho i ke kāne lieben. " - Woody Allen.

ʻOiai mākou nā wahine e hana maʻamau i nā manaʻo hoʻokae Ka naauao o ke ola i nā kāne, pili kēia i ko lākou ikaika.

"ʻO nā mea a pau e ʻoi aku ka nani o ke kāne ma mua o ka monkey he mea waiwai, ʻike mākou mai ʻAnakē Jolesch." - ʻIke ʻole ʻia

Hoʻemi i ka ikaika a me ka mana - ʻo ia ke ʻano o ka naʻauao e hōʻike ai i ke kanaka iā mākou ma ke ʻano ʻakaʻaka a kuhikuhi.

"Ma ke ala, ʻaʻole ola lōʻihi nā kāne ma mua o nā kāne male: ʻoi aku ka lōʻihi iā lākou!" - ʻAʻole ʻike ʻia

E ao aku i na wahine kupono:

"Ma mua o ka male ʻana e ʻohi ʻoe i nā rosa, a ma hope o ka male ʻana e hoʻoponopono ʻoe i ka pants!" - ʻAʻole ʻike ʻia

Eia naʻe, hauʻoli nō mākou i ka honi ʻana i kekahi rana e kū ana i ko mākou ala ma ke ala i ke aliʻi.

Kōkua ma ke ala (lōʻihi, lōʻihi) i laila:

"Maikaʻi ma waho, akā ʻino i loko!" - ʻAʻole ʻike ʻia

"ʻAʻole ka helehelena maikaʻi e lilo i kanaka aloha!" - ʻAʻole ʻike ʻia

Paʻa hakakā - hele pū ka ʻeke - naʻauao ola ʻakaʻaka

ke hoʻopaʻapaʻa nei ke kāne a me ka wahine
naauao e minoaka

A i ʻole ma kahi hoʻololi:

"Hoʻopili pū nā kānaka o ia ʻano like." - ʻAʻole ʻike ʻia

"Ua like ka waiʻona i ke ola maoli Leben Photoshop. ʻOiaʻiʻo ʻo Ferrell. " - ʻAʻole ʻike ʻia

ʻO ka wahi interpersonal kahi kumuhana i ka wā akaaka o ke ola e kuhikuhi i nā kūlana pilikanaka a i ʻole nā ​​pilikia.

ʻO kahi punahele perennial i waena o nā mea mālama holoholona:

"E like me ka haku, pela no ka hana' (colloquial for: entourage, entourage, etc.)." - ʻAʻole ʻike ʻia

ʻO ka mea makemake e hana i nā haʻawina sociological i kā lākou hele ʻana i kēlā me kēia lā e makemake i nā hiʻohiʻona helehelena a me ka maʻamau o 'īlio a hoʻohālikelike i ka haku wahine a i ʻole ka haku kekahi i kekahi.

He mea kupanaha ka hopena!

ʻO ke aloha a me ka ʻai ʻana - he duo ikaika

ʻAʻole hiki ke ʻōlelo ʻia ka naʻauao a pau ma nā wahi a pau. ʻAʻole ia manaʻo ʻaʻole nui ka ʻoiaʻiʻo. He laʻana:

“Ua like ke aloha me kekahi ʻūhā. Inā pono ʻoe e hoʻokau i ke koʻikoʻi ma luna o ia mea, pōʻino paha ia." - ʻAʻole ʻike ʻia

ʻAʻole kūpono no ka pāʻina kofe me ke kupuna wahine, he pāʻani mau me nā hoaaloha. ʻO ka maʻamau

"Ua like nā kāne me nā halepaku - ʻaʻohe pōʻino a noho ʻole paha" - ʻAʻole ʻike ʻia

ʻAʻole i nalowale kekahi o kāna kumuhana i ka makahiki o Tinder & Co.

“A inā ma ka ʻōpū maoli ke aloha hele - ma hea a pehea a laila, kūpono anei ia i kona hopena maoli?" - ʻAʻole ʻike ʻia

Ma mua o ka wā ma hope paha, no ka mea: ka hoʻokuʻu wikiwiki, ka mihi lōʻihi ka mea a ka poʻe kahiko i aʻo mai ai iā mākou no ka makemake ʻole e lawe i ka wahine mare a i ʻole ke kāne male i kahi hopena hauʻoli me ka wikiwiki.

Pono nā mea maikaʻi i ka manawa - ʻaʻole ʻakaʻaka, akā no ka mana mau.

ʻO ka mahiʻai naʻaupō loa ka ʻuala nui loa - nā ʻōlelo ʻakaʻaka

Naʻauao ʻakaʻaka - ʻuala - ʻO ka mea mahiʻai naʻaupō loa ka ʻuala nui loa
ola maikaʻi naʻauao ʻakaʻaka

he naauao, hiki ke lawe ʻia i nā kāne a me nā wahine ma ke ʻano he motto ola.

Nani wale Manawa ʻO ka hoʻololi ʻana i lalo, ka liʻiliʻi a me ka minimalism, ʻoi aku ka pili o kēia hoʻopiʻi e lawe i nā mea maʻalahi ma mua o ka wā.

ʻAʻole naʻaupō ka manaʻo o ka naʻaupō ma ʻaneʻi. Ma ke ala, mahalo nui ʻia ka ʻuala a me nā mea kanu ʻē aʻe, me ka maluhia wale nō ka gelass e lilo ana.

A i ʻole e like me ka ʻōlelo Pelekane:

"E mālama nō." - ʻAʻole ʻike ʻia

Nui loa Ka naauao o ke ola He ʻakaʻaka lākou, akā ʻaʻole kōkua nui iā mākou:

"Ke ooo ka moa i ka lepo, loli ke ea a noho mau" - ʻAʻole ʻike ʻia

ʻo kahi laʻana.

Hiki i ka naʻauao ke ola? ʻOiaʻiʻo!

I kēlā Quote na Herbert Grönemeyer e hoʻopau:

"He nui ka manawa e uē ai!" - ʻAʻole ʻike ʻia

“Inā ʻo kāu keiki he poʻe ʻōpio, pono e loaʻa kahi ʻīlio no kekahi i loko o ka hale e hauʻoli ai ke ʻike iā ʻoe." - Nora Ephron

"Makemake au e noho me he kanaka ʻilihune - me ka nui o ke kālā." - Palena Picasso

"ʻO ke poʻo ʻōhule nāna i hoʻomaloʻo i ke poʻo ʻōhule, ua maluhia me ka hopena." - ʻAʻole ʻike ʻia

"Polo! ʻAʻole au i pau i ka hopena pule." - ʻAʻole ʻike ʻia

naʻauao ola ʻakaʻaka - nā ʻōlelo a me nā ʻōlelo ʻakaʻaka

"Ua mare nā kāne i nā wahine me ka manaʻolana ʻaʻole lākou e loli. Ua male nā ​​Lede i nā kāne me ka manaʻolana e hoʻololi maoli lākou. ʻAʻole hiki ke hoʻohewa ʻia lāua ʻelua. " - Albert Einstein

"Ua oi aku ka maikai o ka noho malie a lilo i mea naaupo mamua o ka olelo ana a hoopau i na kanalua." - Aberahama Lincoln

"ʻAʻohe mea i ʻike i kekahi kanaka e hoʻolilo i ka ikaika nui i mea maʻamau." - Albert Camus

“ʻElua ʻano o ka poʻe ma kēlā me kēia pāʻina – ka poʻe makemake e noho a me ka poʻe ʻaʻole. ʻO ka pilikia, ua male lāua kekahi i kekahi. " - Ann Landers

Nā huaʻōlelo ʻakaʻaka - nā ʻōlelo hoʻoikaika

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