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ʻO kaʻelemakule ma nāʻanuʻu maʻalahi - nani mau loa

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ʻO ka nani mau loa: nā ʻanuʻu maʻalahi i ka ʻae ʻana i ka ʻelemakule

Ka wehewehe o ka elemakule

ʻO ka ʻelemakule kahi kaʻina hana biological holomua a hiki i kēia manawa i ka hapa nui o nā mea ola multicellular e alakaʻi mālie i ka nalo ʻana o ke kino olakino a me nā hana o ke kino a hiki i ka make olaola.

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Aia kekahi mea e hiki ke kōkua iā ʻoe e mahalo i kou ʻelemakule a me kou helehelena?

E lawe i hoʻokahi minuke e nānā i nā hana noʻonoʻo i hōʻike ʻia ma lalo nei e ʻike e loli pololei ana ʻoe i kou manaʻo e maikaʻi maoli ʻoe i kou mau makahiki.

ʻAʻole hoʻoponopono wikiwiki kēia mau hana i wehewehe ʻia ma lalo nei. Makemake lākou iā ʻoe e hele i lalo o ka ʻili a lawelawe iā ʻoe iho mai loko i waho-a ʻo ka hopena hopena hiki ke alakaʻi i kahi nani hoʻokahi. Leben lōʻihi lōʻihi.

ʻAi ʻelemakule, hoʻoikaika kino a me ka nani - ʻo ka wahine ʻōpio jogging

E hoʻohuli i kou hopohopo no ka ʻelemakule i manawa aha

Pehea ka 50 heute pau loa? I koʻu manaʻo, hiki i ka 50, 60 a ʻoi aku ke nānā aku he mea kupanaha ke wehe ʻoe i kou mask a me kou alo e hoʻonui i lilo ʻoe. Mai hūnā, e hōʻike a ʻike i ka mea e hiki mai ana.

paio no keia loko kūkākūkā o ka ʻelemakule

Hoʻomaopopo mākou a pau e nānā pinepine mākou i ko mākou mau makuahine e wehewehe i ke kumu o ko mākou ʻano.

ʻO ka maikaʻi, ka maikaʻiʻole, a me ka weliweli. Hoʻoikaika kēia hana iā mākou e ʻike i ke ʻano o ka wehe ʻana ma o ka nānā ʻana i kā mākou ʻano pilikino kūikawā.

Pono ka ʻelemakule i ka hoʻololi ʻana i kēlā me kēia manawa o ke ola, i ʻole e paʻa mākou.

No ke aha ʻoe e pilikia ai i ka haʻahaʻa haʻahaʻa 1

hoʻohana maikaʻi Hoʻomanaʻo ola ma mua o ka hana hou ʻana i nā mea maikaʻi ʻole

ʻO ka hana mua i ka hana ʻana i kekahi ʻano hoʻololi i ke kuanaʻike, ʻo ia ke ʻike i ka pilikia a kū i mua.

ʻO kēia kaʻina mua e hiki ai iā mākou ke loaʻa i ko mākou mau manaʻo ʻoiaʻiʻo e pili ana i ko mākou mau hiʻohiʻona hoʻololi a ʻike maopopo me nā ʻano paradoxical e uhi ana i kā mākou ʻike.

ʻO ka hana mua ʻo ka hoʻomaopopo ʻana aia ko mākou manawa kūpono a hiki ke hoʻohana ʻia e loaʻa ai ka ʻike.

ʻO nā ʻōlelo aʻoaʻo e hoʻomaikaʻi iā ʻoe i kou mau makahiki

"He mea koʻikoʻi ka makahiki ke ʻole ʻoe he cheese." - Luis Bunuel

Kīʻi ʻulaʻula me nā huaʻai - Nā huaʻōlelo e hōʻoluʻolu ai ʻoe i kou mau makahiki

Hiki iā ʻoe ke ʻōlelo me ka makahiki hiki mai ka ʻike, ka lokomaikaʻi, pakiko-hilinai a me ka maʻalahi.

"I koʻu ulu ʻana, ʻike wau, 'Ua hauʻoli nui wau!' ʻAʻole wau i manaʻo i kēlā! ʻAʻole wau i hauʻoli i koʻu wā jung ua. "– Jane Fonda

ʻOpio kanaka He makana na ke kūlohelohe, akā he mea nui ka makahiki." – ʻO Stanislaw Jerzy Lec

"Inā ʻaʻole ʻoe makahiki, ua make oe." – Tom Petty

"ʻO ka mea nui o ka ʻelemakule, ʻaʻole ʻoe e poina i nā makahiki ʻē aʻe āu i komo ai." - Madeleine

"ʻAʻole hiki iā ʻoe ʻokoʻama mua o ka ʻelemakule, akā ʻaʻole pono ʻoe e ʻelemakule." - George Burns

"ʻO ka mea kupanaha e pili ana i ka ʻelemakule ʻo ia ka loaʻa ʻana o ka manawa e lawe mai i nā poʻe i loko o kāu Leben e haʻi aku i ka poʻe mālama i ka mea a lākou e noi ai iā ʻoe. - Mike Aloha

"ʻO ka pōmaikaʻi o ka ʻelemakule ʻo ia ke emi ʻana o kou nani, ʻoi aku ka emi o kou makemake e lanakila i kēlā me kēia kanaka āu e ʻike ai." – ʻO Julian Clary, ka mea hoʻokani.

“No ke aha la wau e pili ana i ka elemakule E noʻonoʻo - he aha kaʻu e kanikau ai?" – ʻAha Palani

"Hiki iaʻu ke ʻōlelo ʻoiaʻiʻo makemake wau ʻelemakule. Eia hou, ʻaʻole au i kau i kaʻu mau aniani ma mua o ka nānā ʻana i ke aniani." – Cherie Lunghi

"I ʻelemakule wale nō a ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi." - Neal Schon

Wahine ʻelemakule "Ke ulu nei au a ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi." - Neal Schon

"Makemake au he 100 pakeneka ka hilinaʻi i koʻu ʻili ponoʻī. He kaʻina hana mau ia, akā inā wau kahiko Ua lilo maoli au i mea maikaʻi. " –Brittany Snow

“Maikaʻi ka ʻelemakule. ʻAʻohe mea hiki iā ʻoe ke hana e hoʻōki ai i hiki iā ʻoe ke noho ma ke kaʻa pū kekahi." -John Byrne

"I kou ulu ʻana a loaʻa nā keiki, aʻo ʻoe pehea e hoʻopau ai i ke koʻikoʻi." – Lena Headey

"Manaʻo wau e hoʻomaka nā wahine e hoʻoponopono i ko lākou mau makahiki. He aha ke koho e e ʻelemakule? Make lākou. ʻAʻole hiki iaʻu ke hoʻololi i koʻu lā hānau. Hiki iaʻu ke mālama i koʻu ʻili, koʻu kino, koʻu noʻonoʻo a hoʻāʻo e hana pēlā." leke i kou ola a e hauoli. "-Olivia Munn

“ʻO ia kekahi ʻano maikaʻi o ka ʻelemakule. ʻO kāna Leben ua kākau ʻia ma kou alo a pau." – Frances McDormand

Ke manaʻoʻiʻo nei au ʻaʻole hiki i ka wahine ke hoʻokō i kāna kūlana maikaʻi loa a hiki i ka piha ʻana o 40 mau makahiki. " - Evangeline Lilly

“ʻAʻole kākou e hoʻomaopopo i ke ʻano o ka ʻelemakule. E haʻi mai iā mākou he aha ka hauʻoli manawa lawe mai, a mai helu i na makahiki." - ʻAusonius

“Pīhoihoi nui au e ʻike i nā mea hou akā ʻaʻole i ka loaʻa iā lākou. Hoʻomaha loa ia ʻano a ʻo kekahi o nā mea maikaʻi e pili ana i ka ʻelemakule." – Lee Radziwill

"I makemake e ʻelemakule. Ke piha ʻoe i kou mau makahiki he 20, hana maoli ʻoe i mea no kāu Zukunft. Hana ʻia nā helu ma hope. " - Crispin Glover

“He laʻana ka makahiki o ka manao, pili i nā pilikia. Inā ʻaʻole ʻoe e noʻonoʻo, ʻaʻole pili ia." - Puke Paige

ʻO ka mask wale nō āu e hoʻohana ai, ʻo ia ka meli a me ka yogurt!

Ua ʻike mākou e like me nā miliona o nā lede a me nā keonimana e nānā ana iā lākou iho a hoʻolohe, ua luhi ʻoe. He weliweli kou nana. Me ka laki iki a me ka hookahi manaʻoʻiʻo o loko hiki ke hoʻololi i loko o kekona. Makemake ʻoe i laʻana?

elemakule Mehameha | hale ʻaina pō SWR

Ua ʻike ʻoe e ʻelemakule ana ʻoe ke ʻoi aku ke kumu kūʻai o nā kukui lā hānau ma mua o ka keke."

ʻAʻole hiki i ka poʻe a pau ke lawe i ka ʻelemakule e like me ka mea hoʻokani ʻAmelika ʻo Bob Hope.

He nui ka poʻe i ʻike i ka 50 kilokilo ma ke ʻano he haunaele koʻikoʻi Leben me ka makau, kanalua a me ka pilikia. ʻO ka poʻe ʻē aʻe, manaʻo lākou ua nalowale nā ​​​​makahiki ʻōpio – ʻaʻohe wahi o ka ʻelemakule a me ka lepo.

SWR
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Birkenbihl HUMOR i ko kakou ola | Pehea ka ʻakaʻaka e ʻoi aku ka olakino iā mākou

ʻO ka ʻōlelo aʻo kaʻao a Birkenbihl ma HUMOR i kahi mana hou, me nā lepili lele a me kahi nīnau nīnau a pane ʻokoʻa E hui pū me ka hui.

Learner future com Andreas K. Giermaier
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He ʻāpana mai kahi seminar Vera.FB e pili ana i ka *humor i kēlā me kēia lā.

Peach Weber: Ke ʻelemakule | Comedy mai ka hale hana | dialect Swiss

ʻIke maopopo ʻo Peach Weber iā ia iho he ʻōpiopio loa no kona mau makahiki. Ma "Comedy mai ka Laboratory" haʻi ʻo ia i ke ʻano nona e ʻelemakule.

mea ulana peach 'o ia ka 'oia'i'o iā ia iho ma ke 'ano he mea ho'ohenehene, 'a'ohe ona noho ma mua o ka noho, 'o kāna kīkā a me ke mele kūpono e kū ana ma ke kahua.

Loaʻa me ka ʻole o nā ea a me nā lokomaikaʻi a i ke ʻano o kahi kū hoʻokahi: hoʻokahi kanaka, hoʻokahi microphone, hoʻokahi kukui, he anaina hoihoi. Hōʻike ʻo "Comedy aus dem Labor" i nā mea hoʻohenehene Swiss a me nā mea pena cabaret me nā helu hoʻoheheʻe hou.

He ʻāpana keʻa like ʻole o ka hiʻohiʻona koʻikoʻi kūloko, me nā hiʻohiʻona kiʻi ʻoniʻoni ma waena, a me nā kiʻiʻoniʻoni puʻupuʻu ʻO Schweizer ʻO ke komo ʻana, a me ka nānā ʻana i ka ʻāina.

Eia kekahi, ke nānā aku nei ka papahana ma waho o ka palena a hāʻawi i nā mea hoʻokalakupua Kelemania kaulana.

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Wehewehe ʻana i ka ʻelemakule

Hoʻomaopopo ʻia ka makahiki ʻo ia ka māhele o ke ola e pili ana i ka awelika o ke ola o ke kanaka, ʻo ia hoʻi ka makahiki ma waena o ke kanaka makua waena a me ʻO Tod.

ʻO ka ʻelemakule ma kēia pae o ke ola e pili ana me ka emi ʻana o ka hana a me ka emi ʻana o ke kino.

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