No ke aha i ʻoi aku ka nui o nā kāne ma mua o nā wahine

Hoʻopuka hope ʻia ma Malaki 31, 2024 e Roger Kaufman

Ka momi a me ka momi - ʻoiai ʻaʻole maikaʻi ia, makemake nui nā kāne.

Akā, ma muli o kā lākou mau genes, a i ʻole he stereotype e ʻoi aku ka momona a me ka momona o nā kāne ma mua o nā wahine?

Ma kēia moʻomanaʻo moʻomanaʻo, e nānā mākou i ka noiʻi ʻana i ke kumu e ʻoi aku ai ka momona a i ʻole ka momi ʻana o nā kāne ma mua o nā wahine.

E kūkākūkā pū kākou pehea ia Ka momi a me ka momi nānā ʻia e ka lehulehu a pehea e hana ai i nā leo ʻokoʻa me ka ʻole e hōʻeha i kekahi.

Inā ʻoi aku ʻoe Inā makemake ʻoe e ʻike hou aku e pili ana i ia mea, e heluhelu a e ʻike i nā mea a pau āu e pono ai e ʻike e pili ana i ka ʻai ʻana a me nā ʻeke e pono ai ʻoe e ʻike.

ʻūhā Quotes

"He ho'āʻo noʻonoʻo ka fart akā ʻaʻole hiki ke aʻo i ka hoki e kamaʻilio. Hoʻohauʻoli ia i ka naʻau, hoʻokiʻekiʻe ka pono o loko, hoʻokaʻawale i ka lauoho ma ka hoki, puhi i ke one mai nā maka o nā ʻuʻu a pilau i mea e pōmaikaʻi ai ka lohe paʻakikī. – ʻO ka wahine pupule mai Hamburg

ʻO nā ʻike kikoʻī āu i ʻike ʻole ai

ʻO ka helu ʻekahi mea makemake ʻole i ka wahine ʻo ka ʻeke a he mea hilahila no lakou.

Manaʻo nā wahine i ka pehu he mea hoohilahila ia o ka digestion a ke manao nei na kanaka he kumu pau ole ia o ka lealea, ka hoike ana a me ka launa kane.

ʻAe, e ʻoiaʻiʻo kākou, ua loaʻa iaʻu kaʻu leʻaleʻa e pili ana iā ia 🙂 I koʻu wā e hana ana ma ka moku, ua ʻike mākou i kēia Fart he ala leʻaleʻa e hoʻolōʻihi i ka manawa.

he Fart/fart ʻO ka hui ʻana o nā kinoea like ʻole e like me ka oxygen, nitrogen, carbon dioxide, hydrogen a me methane.

Na nā wahine ka ʻimi ʻana ʻaʻole ʻae ʻia ʻoiai ma ke ʻano ʻoiaʻiʻo o ka huaʻōlelo he hōʻailona ia o ke kino olakino a me ka meaʻai maikaʻi.

ʻO Natürlich ʻO nā wahine pū kekahi, laʻana ʻoluʻolu :)

He wikiō ʻakaʻaka e pili ana i ka momi - ua lanakila anei ʻoe i ka pale ʻana?

No ke aha mākou e ʻimi nei?

ʻOiai ʻo 96.3 pakeneka o nā kāne e hōʻoiaʻiʻo i ko lākou fat, ʻo 2.1 pākēneka wale nō o nā wahine e ʻae iā ia.

Men hoʻokuʻu i ka awelika o 1.5 i 2,5 lita o ke kinoea intestinal i kēlā me kēia lā, ʻo ia hoʻi he 12 farts.

Frauen Ma ka awelika, ʻehiku wale nō kā lākou moʻo ʻana a me ka momona i ka lā 1 a 1,5 lita o ka makani ʻōpū.

ʻO ke kumu nui o piliki ʻO ka flatulence ke kamaʻilio nui ʻoe i ka wā e ʻai ai a i ʻole ma ke ʻano maʻamau, no ka mea e komo ai ka ea i loko o ka ʻōnaehana digestive.

Hoʻokuʻu ʻia ka hapa nui o ia mea ma o ka burping.

Noho ke koena i loko o ke kino a komo i loko o ka ʻōpū liʻiliʻi.

Ma laila e hui pū ai ka ea me nā kinoea ʻē aʻe a kali e pakele i loko o ka manaʻo ʻole e puka aku i ka honua 🙂

No ke aha ke olakino maikaʻi ka ʻimi ʻana?

ʻOiai ua manaʻo ʻia ʻo ia he mea ʻoluʻolu ʻole, he ʻano maʻamau a kūlohelohe ka ʻai ʻana.

ʻO ia ka hopena o ka ʻōpū o ka ʻōpū i ka hana.

ʻO ka ʻoiaʻiʻo, ʻo ka hoʻokuʻu ʻana i ka makani he mea olakino a kōkua iā ʻoe kino a me ka ʻōpū.

Hoʻopuka kou kino i nā makani ʻōpū e wāwahi a hoʻomaʻemaʻe i ka meaʻai.

Lawe pū ʻoe i ka ea ke nahu a ʻai ʻoe i ka ʻai ʻana.

Hoʻomoʻa mau ʻia kekahi o kēia mau mea, akā pono e hoʻokuʻu ʻia nā kinoea ʻōpū i koe ma kekahi ʻano - ma ke ʻano he ʻumi mai ka ʻōpū a i ʻole he ʻūhā mai ka waha.

Inā hoʻopau ʻoe i kēia, hiki i nā mea ʻoluʻolu a maikaʻi ʻole paha ke hiki mai nīnūnē pehea ka ulu ʻana o ka ʻōpū.

He hōʻailona ka momi ʻana i kou kino - ʻoi aku kou kino ʻōpū ʻōpū - hana e like me ka pono. ʻO ka hoʻokuʻu ʻana i ka makani makani he mea pono kino olakino.

He aha nā meaʻai/meaʻai e hoʻomake ai ʻoe?

ʻO wai ma hope o kēlā ʻO Essen Inā makemake ʻoe e haʻalulu liʻiliʻi e like me ka hiki, pono ʻoe e pale i ka pīni, lentils, broccoli, cauliflower, kulina, ʻuala, apricots, hua waina, pears, pia a me nā hua manu.

ʻAʻole hiki iaʻu ke ʻae i nā ʻalani, ʻoiai makemake nui wau iā lākou, pale wau iā lākou no ka pono o ke kaiapuni.

Hiki paha ke hoʻomāmā i nā ʻeke?

ʻAe, no ka mea, ʻo ka hydrogen a me ka methane nā kinoea lapalapa.

ʻAʻole naʻe lākou a pau i hana i nā ʻeke methane.

Hiki i nā wāhine ke puhi i ka makani?

He kiʻi paʻi kiʻi huna ʻakaʻaka: Hoʻokuʻu kekahi wahine i kekahi mau momona

kiʻi aku e kaua: Kosta v

ʻO ka ʻūhā pilau

He nui paha ia, akā ʻo ka hapa nui o nā momona ʻaʻohe ona a ʻaʻole hiki ke ʻike ʻia, pōmaikaʻi :)

He mea maʻamau ka manaʻo o ka poʻe me he mea lā ua ʻoi aku ka nui o ka momona ma mua o nā mea ʻē aʻe, akā ʻaʻole ʻoiaʻiʻo kēia.

ʻO ka hapa nui o ka makani ʻōpū e hele ana ma o ʻoe he ea moni.

Lawe ʻoe i ka ea i ka lā a pau ke inu ʻoe a ʻai.

Hoʻopuka ʻia nā makani ʻōpū ʻē aʻe i loko o kāu ʻāpana hoʻoheheʻe i ka wā e wāwahi ʻia ai ka meaʻai āu e ʻai ai.

Loaʻa ka nui o nā ʻūhū ʻole e like me carbon dioxide, oxygen, nitrogen, hydrogen a me ka methane pinepine.

ʻOiai he ʻāpana maʻamau ke kinoea o ka ʻO Lebens ʻo ia, hiki ke pilikia.

ʻAʻole hiki iā ʻoe ke hoʻōki loa i ka ʻai ʻana, akā aia kekahi mau ala e hōʻemi ai i ka nui o ke kinoea i loko o kāu ʻōnaehana.

9 mau ala e hoʻomalu ai i kou makani a pale i nā kūlana maikaʻi ʻole

1. E ʻai me ka mālie a me ka noʻonoʻo – hōʻoia ʻia ka emi ʻana o ka ʻai

ʻO ka nui o ke kinoea i loko o kou ʻōpū i ʻai ʻia i ka ea.

ʻOiai ʻaʻole hiki ke pale loa i ka ʻai ʻia ʻana o ka ea, hiki iā ʻoe ke hōʻemi i ka nui āu e ʻai ai.

Ke ʻai wikiwiki ʻoe, ʻoi aku ka nui o ka ʻai ʻana i ka ea ma mua o kou ʻai mālie.

He mea maoli kēia ke ʻai ʻoe ma ka hele.

Hōʻalo i ka ʻai ʻana i ka wā o nā hana ʻē aʻe e like me ka hele wāwae, ke kaʻa ʻana a i ʻole ke kaʻa kaʻa.

2. E hoemi i na mea ai hana kinoea, no laila e hoʻemi ʻoe i kou hili ʻana

ʻOi aku ka nui o ke kinoea ma mua o kekahi mau meaʻai. ʻO nā waiʻaleʻa maʻamau nā mea hewa, me nā mea i loaʻa i ka fructose, lactose, insoluble fiber a me ka starch.

Hoʻomoʻa ʻia kēia mau ʻai i loko o ka ʻōpū nui a loaʻa i ka i hala ke kumu o nā pilikia digestive.

Nui ka poʻe me ʻO ka maʻi ʻeha ʻeha (IBS) e ho'āʻo i kahi meaʻai haʻahaʻa-FODMAP (oligosaccharides fermentable, disaccharides, monosaccharides a me polyols) e pale ai i nā sugar fermentable.

Eia nō naʻe, ʻo ka hapa nui o kēia mau meaʻai e hoʻoulu ai i ka fart he ʻāpana koʻikoʻi o kekahi olakino a me ka ʻai kaulike a me ka pale ʻana i nā maʻi.

ʻAʻole pono paha ʻoe e hoʻopau loa i kēia mau meaʻai mai kāu ʻai, akā e pōmaikaʻi ke ʻai nui ʻana i ia mau meaʻai.

ʻO nā kaʻaleʻa hana fart maʻamau he:

• ʻO nā kōpaʻa paʻakikī: pīni, kāpeti, Brussels sprouts, broccoli, asparagus, whole grains, a me nā mea kanu like ʻole;

• Fructose: Onions, artichokes, pears, sodas, wai huaʻai a me nā huaʻai like ʻole;

• Lactose: ʻO nā huahana waiu a pau, ʻo ia ka waiū, ka paʻakai a me ka ice cream;

• ʻAʻole hiki ke hoʻoheheʻe ʻia: ka hapa nui o nā huaʻai, oat bran, pī a me nā pī;

• Starches: ʻuala, pasta, palaoa a me ka kulina.

3. E hoʻohana i ka papaʻai meaʻai e nānā inā he mau mea ʻai ʻole ke kumu o kou ʻai ʻana

He ʻokoʻa ka ʻae ʻana i ka meaʻai ma mua o ka maʻi allergies.

Ma kahi o kahi hana koʻikoʻi, hoʻoulu ʻia ka intolerances meaʻai i nā pilikia digestive e like me ka diarrhea, gas, bloating, a me ka nausea ʻōpū.

ʻO ka ʻae ʻole o ka meaʻai maʻamau ka lactose intolerance. Aia ka lactose i loko o nā huahana waiu a pau, a i ka hihia ʻino loa, hiki nō hua mai i na mai.

Hiki i ka meaʻai hoʻohemo ke kōkua iā ʻoe e noʻonoʻo i ke kumu o kāu kinoea keu. E ho'āʻo e hoʻopau i nā huahana waiū a pau mai kāu papaʻai.

Inā loaʻa iā ʻoe ke kinoea kiʻekiʻe maʻamau, e hoʻāʻo e kāpae i nā meaʻai hana kinoea i helu ʻia ma luna.

E hoʻomaka mālie ma ka hoʻokomo hou ʻana i nā meaʻai i kēlā me kēia manawa.

E mālama pū i ka moʻolelo piha o kāu mau meaʻai e pili ana i nā hōʻailona a me nā hōʻailona e hiki mai ana.

ʻOiai ka manaʻo o ka poʻe he nui ka gluten intolerance, ʻo ia alikee ʻike ʻoe i kahi gastroenterologist e loiloi i ke ʻano o kou ʻōpū ma mua o ka hoʻomaka ʻana i kahi meaʻai gluten-free.

Loaʻa ka Gluten i nā huahana palaoa a pau e like me ka berena a me ka pasta.

4. E pale i ka pia a me nā mea inu kalapona ʻē aʻe

ʻIke ʻia nā ʻōhū ea i loko o nā mea inu kalapona no ko lākou hiki ke hana i nā burps.

Eia naʻe, hoʻohana ʻia kekahi o kēia ea i kāu ʻōnaehana digestive a waiho i kou kino ma o ka anus.

E ho'āʻo e inu i nā mea inu kalapona ka wai, kī, kīʻaha waina a i ʻole ka wai kō ʻole.

5. E ho'āʻo i nā mea hoʻohui enzyme

He lāʻau lapaʻau ʻole ʻo Beano (OTC), he enzyme ia o ka ʻōnaehana digestive i kapa ʻia a-Galactosidase aia.

Kōkua ia i ka hāʻule ʻana o nā carbohydrates paʻakikī.

Hiki iā ia ke wāwahi ʻia kēia mau haʻahaʻa paʻakikī i loko o ka ʻōpū liʻiliʻi, e kūʻē i ka neʻe ʻana i ka ʻōpū nui e wāwahi ʻia e ka hua bacteria e hana ana i ke kinoea.

Ua ʻike ʻia kahi noiʻi noiʻi i ka makahiki 2007 e hoʻemi nui ka a-galactosidase i ka nui o ka makemake ʻole ʻia ma hope o ka ʻai ʻana i ka pī.

Akā naʻe, ʻaʻole ia e kōkua i ke kinoea i hoʻokumu ʻia e ka lactose a i ʻole ka fiber.

Loaʻa i ka Lactaid kahi enzyme i kapa ʻia ʻo lactase, ka mea e kōkua i ka poʻe me ka lactose intolerance e ʻeli i nā huahana waiū.

Pono e lawe ʻia ma mua o ka ʻai ʻana. Loaʻa pū kekahi mau huahana waiu me ka lactose liʻiliʻi.

6. E ho'āʻo i nā probiotics

Ua piha kou ʻōpū i nā germs olakino a kaulike e kōkua iā ʻoe e wāwahi i ka meaʻai.

Hiki i nā lāʻau olakino olakino a kaulike ke hoʻohiolo maoli i ke kinoea hydrogen i hana ʻia e ka bacteria i ka wā ʻai.

ʻO nā probiotics nā mea hoʻohui meaʻai i loaʻa i kēia mau microorganisms maikaʻi.

Nui ka poʻe e lawe iā lākou e hōʻemi i nā hōʻailona a me nā hōʻailona o nā maʻi digestive a i ʻole e mālama i nā maʻi maʻi.

7. Ha'alele i ka puhi paka

I kēlā me kēia manawa ʻoe e puhi ai i ka paka a i ʻole ka e-cigarette, ale ʻoe i ka ea.

Hiki i ka puhi paka pinepine ke hoʻonui i ka ea hou i kou kino.

8. E mālama i nā hewa

Ke loaʻa ka poop - he nui nā microorganism - i loko o kou kolone no ka manawa lōʻihi manawa, noho ia malaila e ferment.

ʻO kēia kaʻina hana fermentation e hoʻopuka i ka nui o ke kinoea, a ʻoi loa ka pilau.

ʻO ka mua loa kaʻina hana me ka neʻe ʻole ʻana o ka ʻōpū e hoʻonui i ka inu wai.

E hoemi i ka inu waiona.

9. Hoʻonui i kāu hana kino

Ke hoʻoneʻe ʻoe i kou kino, hiki iā ʻoe ke hana i kāu ʻōnaehana digestive.

E noʻonoʻo i kahi haʻahaʻa haʻahaʻa o 4 a 5 mau lā o ka pule.

Hiki paha iā ʻoe ke hoʻāʻo e hele mālie ma hope o ka ʻai nui.

I ka manawa hea au e ike ai i ke kauka?

ʻO nā kūlana he nui e pili ana i ke kinoea keu ʻaʻole ia he hōʻailona o kekahi mea koʻikoʻi.

Hiki iā ʻoe ke ʻike i nā hoʻomaikaʻi i ka... Ke ala o ke ola e ʻike i kahi hoʻomaikaʻi.

Hiki ke kōkua ka mālama ʻana i kahi puke moʻolelo meaʻai i ka hoʻoholo ʻana inā loaʻa iā ʻoe kahi ʻae ʻole i ka meaʻai.

E nīnau i kāu kauka inā paʻakikī kou mau hōʻailona a inā loaʻa iā ʻoe kekahi o kēia mau hōʻailona:

• ʻeha ʻeha/ ʻōpū
• nausea
• luaʻi
• ka maʻi pā

Nā huaʻōlelo like no ka fart | ʻōlelo ʻenehana fart

• lima
• ʻO Pup
• ʻūhā
• ʻO Shas
• Flatus
• makani ʻōpū
• Fart
• Kuʻu anal
• Nahu

Nā ʻano ʻeke

Hiki ke hoʻokaʻawale ʻia nā ʻōpala i nā hui like ʻole ma muli o ke ʻano o ko lākou ʻala.

ʻO kekahi o nā ʻano momona maʻamau ʻo ia ka sulfur farts, ka mea i hana ʻia ma muli o ka ʻai ʻana i kekahi mau meaʻai e like me ke kālika, aniani, kāpeti, legumes a me ka iʻa. He ʻano ikaika a ʻala maikaʻi nā ʻūhā sulfur.

ʻO kekahi ʻano maʻamau o ka fart ʻo ka nitrogen fart. ʻOi aku ka maʻalahi o ka ʻike ʻana ma mua o ka sulfur farts a he ʻala ʻawaʻawa.

Hoʻokumu pinepine ʻia nā ʻeke Nitrogen e ka ʻai ʻana i nā huahana waiū, nā protein, a me ke kō.

ʻO kekahi ʻano ʻano fart ʻo ka methane fart, ʻo ia ka mea maʻamau ... kanaka kahiko a ulu pinepine nā pēpē.

Honi ka methane fart me ke kinoea i hoʻokuʻu ʻia ke puhi ʻia ka biomass. Hiki ke hana ʻia ma o ka ʻai ʻana i nā ʻakika, ʻoi aku ka nui o ke kō.

ʻO ka mea hope loa, aia ka Simple Fart, nona ka ʻala ʻoluʻolu. ʻO kēia ka hopena maʻamau o ka ulu ʻana o ka bacteria i loko o ka ʻōpū.

Ka momi i ka wā ʻelemakule

ʻOiai mākou e ulu aʻe, ʻo ka ʻai ʻana i kēlā me kēia lā.

ʻAʻole i ka wā ʻai wale nō ka ʻai ʻana, akā i ka wā e ʻike ʻia ai mākou i nā kūlana hoihoi a i ka wā e noʻonoʻo ikaika ai mākou.

ʻO kēia no ka mea pili ko mākou kino i ka Hoʻololi makahiki a me ka mana ʻoi aku ka nawaliwali o kā mākou ʻano momi.

ʻOiai mākou e hana mau ana i ka nui o ke kinoea i loko o ka ʻōpū, i ka wā lōʻihi e nalowale mākou i ka hiki ke hoʻomalu a paʻa paha i kēlā kinoea.

No laila, he mea nui e ʻike kākou i ka mea e hoʻomake pinepine ai a pehea e hōʻemi ai i kēia pilikia ʻoluʻolu.

ʻO kahi ala e hōʻemi ai i kou pilikia o ka ʻai ʻana, ʻo ia ka nānā ʻana i kāu meaʻai a loaʻa i nā koho olakino.

ʻO ke ʻano o ka pale ʻana i ka momona, nā mea ʻala ʻala, a me kekahi mau haʻahaʻa, hiki ke hoʻoulu i ka pehu i kekahi poʻe.

He mea nui nō hoʻi e hele mau i ka luapaku a pale i ka hoʻopā pinepine ʻana i mea e pale aku ai i ka ʻeha.

Inā ʻike ʻoe i kēia mau hoʻololi a olakino ʻO ka mālama ʻana i ka meaʻai a me ke ʻano o ke ʻano o ka nohona hiki ke hōʻemi i ka pilikia o ka pehu i kou wā ʻelemakule.

Ka hopena e pili ana i nā makani ʻōpū

ʻO ka ʻili ʻana he ʻāpana maʻamau o ka ke ola a me ka hopena maoli o ka mea ola kino ʻōnaehana digestive a ʻaʻole pono ʻoe e hilahila.

Pono ke kinoea i loko o kou kino, inā ʻaʻole e kū ʻoe i waho e like me ka baluna piha.

He nui ka poʻe e momi ma waena o 10 a 23 mau manawa i ka lā, he mea maʻamau loa ia.

15 mau ʻōlelo aʻoaʻo

“Mai mihi ʻoe inā ʻeʻe ʻoe i ka pipi ʻana, ʻaʻohe ka ua me ka hekili ole." – Mataio Wineman

"Na keiki me ka hōʻike ʻana aia mau kekahi e hoʻopiʻi ʻia no kāu momona. – Dana Gould

“He aha ke ʻano o ka ʻeke pilau, ʻoiai ʻaʻole ʻike ʻia, akā maopopo? ʻO ka mea ponoʻī Fehler, he mea maopopo e like me ka hooikaika ana e huna ia lakou." - Dalai Lama

"ʻO nā kuʻikahi i ʻōlelo ʻia e pili ana i ka waiwai e like me ka fart ma ka treadmill." - ʻO Robert Rinder

"He peʻa au i ka makani, he violele haʻahaʻa, ma lalo o kahi pipi." – Djuna Barnes

"Ua manaʻo mau wau he mea leʻaleʻa nā peʻa, a ua manaʻo mau wau ʻoiai ua hele mai lākou mai koʻu kino, naʻu ia e kamaʻilio." – Jenny Slate

"Ua like ka kūleʻa me ka ʻupena - ʻo kou ʻala ponoʻī wale nō ka nani." —James P Hogan

“ʻO ka home kahi o ka puʻuwai, ʻo ka hale kahi o ka ʻeke. E hele mai, e moko kaua i loko o ka hale. ʻAʻohe mea noʻeau i loko o ka ʻeke. Akā naʻe, ʻaʻole paha he ʻano hana ʻole ka ʻūhā. E momi kakou a moka pu me ka naauao ole iloko o ka hale." – ʻO Ernest Hemingway

"Inā hiki iaʻu ke hoʻomāmā i kaʻu mau momona ponoʻī, hiki iaʻu ke hele i ka mahina a lele paha i Uranus. –Robin Williams

"ʻAʻole he akua ke kanaka e hoʻoheheʻe me ka naʻau i loko o ka elevator a pono ke kanaka e hoʻomaopopo i kēlā." – ʻO Robert Bly

"ʻO ka poʻe e ola ana me ka manaʻolana, e make ana lākou." - ʻo Benjamin Franklin

"ʻAʻole hiki mai ka ʻupena hauʻoli mai kahi puʻupuʻu awkward." - Martin Luther

"Hiki i kēlā me kēia kāne ke ʻai i kahi wahi paʻa a ʻōlelo ʻo ia ke hoʻoponopono nei i ka makani." — Scott Lynch

"Liebe ʻO ka ʻūhā o nā puʻuwai a pau: E ʻeha ke kanaka ke ʻaʻole ʻia ʻo ia, A e hōʻeha nō hoʻi i kekahi ke hoʻokuʻu ʻia ʻo ia." - Sir John Suckling

"ʻO ka hapa nui o ka poʻe hauʻoli i ka ʻike ʻana i kā lākou kākau lima ponoʻī a hauʻoli lākou i ka ʻala o kā lākou mau momona." – WH Auden

No ke aha i ʻoi aku ai ka ʻakaʻaka ma mua o ka ʻakaʻaka? ʻO nā ʻōlelo leʻaleʻa e pili ana i ka ʻili!

"ʻO ka fart wale nō ke ao kinoea e ʻike ai i nā hōkū i kou mau maka - me ka ʻakaʻaka!"

“Hele mālie a nani hoʻi kekahi mau peʻa, me he mea lā e ʻae mai ana. ʻO nā poʻe ʻē aʻe e like me nā hōkū pōhaku ma ke kahua!

"ʻO ka fart ka leo hoʻolaha ponoʻī o ke ʻano, e hoʻomanaʻo ana iā mākou he kanaka mākou a pau."

"I ka ʻaha mele o ke ola, loaʻa i kēlā me kēia pahu kona leo ponoʻī. ʻO ka pilikia? ʻAʻole maikaʻi nā kānaka a pau! ”

"ʻO ka mea pena kiʻi ʻoiaʻiʻo ʻo ia ka mea e ʻae i kāna ʻeke e pakele i ke ʻano e ʻike ʻole ʻia ai ʻo ia i ka lehulehu - a hiki i ka lohi."

"ʻO nā momona e like me nā hau hau - kūʻokoʻa, wikiwiki a i kekahi manawa hoʻopau lākou i ka lehulehu."

"Inā he gula ka noho mālie, a laila ʻo ka ʻeke nui he uē no ke kūʻokoʻa!"

"ʻO kahi fart kūpono i kahi hālāwai hiki ke lilo i ka hau hau nui loa - a i ʻole ka hopena o nā diplomacy āpau."

“E hoʻomanaʻo: ʻo ka fart ka ea e hele ana i kahi alahele. I kekahi manawa ʻoi aku ka leo o ka alahele ma mua o ka mea i manaʻo ʻia.

ʻO wai ka hū? He moʻolelo makaʻu ʻakaʻaka i ka ʻimi ʻana i ka mea hewa!

I kekahi manawa, aia kekahi kauhale liʻiliʻi a ʻike ʻole ʻia i kapa ʻia ʻo Windhausen, kahi ... Leben ua noho malie me ka malie. Hele nā ​​kamaʻāina i kā lākou ʻoihana i kēlā me kēia lā a ua maluhia nā mea a pau. Akā i kekahi lā e hoʻololi ʻia - mahalo i ka hana ʻole ʻana o kahi fart.

Ua kaulana ʻo Mr. Müller, ke kuhina nui o Windhausen, no kāna mau ʻaha kūkā koʻikoʻi, e kūkākūkā ana i nā mea koʻikoʻi e like me ka hana hou ʻana o ke alanui kauhale a i ʻole ka hoʻonohonoho ʻana i ka ʻahaʻaina paukena makahiki. Akā i kēia lā, ua ʻoi aku ka paʻakikī o ka lewa ma mua o ka mea maʻamau. He mea wela hoopaapaa e pili ana ke kala o na noho paka hou. Ua makemake kekahi i ka ʻulaʻula, ʻo kekahi ʻōmaʻomaʻo, a ʻo kekahi poʻe i kākoʻo i ka uliuli.

Ma waenakonu o ke kūkākūkā olaola, i ka wā e hoʻāʻo ai ʻo Mr. Müller e hoʻomaha i ka poʻe, ua loaʻa kekahi mea: ʻo kahi leo hoʻoheheʻe mālie akā maopopo ʻole i wāwahi i ka leo. No hoʻokahi manawa Paʻa ka hanu o kēlā me kēia kanaka, a laila ua haki ka hau a hāʻule ka hui i ka ʻakaʻaka pau ʻole. ʻAʻohe mea i ʻike ʻo wai ka mea hewa - a ʻaʻohe mea nui. ʻO ka mea nui, ʻo ka māmā koke i pahola ʻia ma luna o ka lumi.

Mahalo i kēia liʻiliʻi, akā he hanana maikaʻi, ua ʻike hope nā kamaʻāina i kahi kuʻikahi: ua hoʻolālā ʻia nā noho pāka i kahi ʻano kala i hui pū ʻia nā manaʻo āpau. Ua hoʻopau ʻia ka hālāwai me ke ʻano o ke kaiāulu a me ka hauʻoli, a me kēia ʻO kēlā me kēia lā Ua hoʻomaka ka hālāwai me kahi moʻolelo pōkole a hoʻomāʻona e hoʻomāmā i ke ʻano.

ʻO ka moʻolelo o ka ʻeke ma Windhausen ua iho i loko o ka moʻolelo o ke kauhale a hoʻomanaʻo i nā mea a pau i kekahi manawa hiki i kahi pōʻino liʻiliʻi ke lawa e hui pū ai i nā poʻe a hāʻawi i kahi loli hauʻoli. No laila ʻaʻole i lilo ka fart i mea koa o ka lā, akā he hōʻailona hoʻi o ke koʻikoʻi o ka ʻakaʻaka a me ka māmā i ke ola.

A inā ʻaʻole lākou i make, ʻakaʻaka nō lākou heute e pili ana i nā manawa liʻiliʻi a hilahila e hana ai i ke ola me ka manaʻo ʻole.

ʻO kēia ke ʻano o ka hana ʻana Quarks

Hoʻopuka mākou i ka 2 lita o nā kinoea hoʻopau i kēlā me kēia lā i ka wā o ka digestive. No laila, pono mākou e ʻai ma kahi o 10 mau manawa i ka lā.

ʻO ka hui ʻana o ka methane, hydrogen, carbon dioxide a me ka hydrogen sulfide pilau e hele i loko o ka ʻōpū nui, kahi e hoʻāʻo ai e pakele a pono mākou e ʻai.

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ʻO ka wehewehe ʻana o ka flatulence - ka ʻai ʻana - i ʻōlelo ʻia mai Wikipedia:

ʻūhā (mai ʻŌlelo Lāknipāpū 'Wind', 'flatulence') pili i ka hoʻonui ʻia ʻana o Nā kinoea (ʻo kahi laʻana Metana, kalapona kalapona, hydrogen sulfide a me nā mea ʻē aʻe fermentation bzw. kinoea ino) i ka 'ōpū a i ʻole Nā Mīkini, ma hope o ka puka ʻana o nā kinoea ʻōpū.

Inā paʻa kēia mau kinoea ʻōpū (flatus incarceratus), hiki ke ʻeha ka ʻōpū o ka ʻōpū.

Ma muli o ka ʻāina, hoʻohana ʻia nā inoa kaulana like ʻole no ka flatulence, e.g. b. Fart or fat, ma Austria no hoi o Schas (o Schaas kākau ʻia), ua manaʻo ʻia kekahi o ia mau mea he ʻano ʻino.

Ua manaʻo ʻia ka inoa Kelemania he kūʻokoʻa akā he kahiko makani kino.

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