Last updated on August 7, 2022 by Roger Kaufman
Ambiguous sayings | 115 sayings to think about can help comfort and encourage us in difficult times.
They can also remind us that we are not alone and that other people are going through difficult times too.
In this article I have put together some ambiguous sayings for you to think about.
This claims can help show you that there are always two sides to every story and that it is never too late to change something.
"If that live is over, it takes on meaning; Until then there is no point; its meaning is suspended and therefore ambiguous.” – Pier Paolo Pasolini
47 Cheeky ambiguous claims to think about
- “I’m not sure whether to be happy or sad right now.” - Unknown
- “What do you call someone who always has an answer but never asks questions?” - Unknown
- “Ambiguity is the devil’s volleyball.” – Emo Philips
- “The fun turned into seriousness – he’s three years old now!” - Unknown
- “It's hard to know what to do when you're lost. But it’s even harder to find out where you are if you’re found.” - Unknown
- “I don’t know what I want to do with my life.” - Unknown
- “I don’t know what I think until I read over it.” - Unknown
- “The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.” - Unknown
- "I don't know." - Unknown
- “Hope is ambiguous, but fear is precious.” – Leo Rusten
- "It's complicated." - Unknown
- “I don’t know what I think until I read it in print.” - Mark Twain
- “You don’t know what you have until it’s gone.” - Unknown
- “It is better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all.” - Unknown
- “He who has no vices has no virtues.” - Unknown
- “There is no greater obstacle to the progress of knowledge than the ambiguity of words.” – Thomas Reid
- “He who has no vices has no virtues.” - Unknown
- “I don’t know what I think until I see how others react.” - Unknown
- “Life is about not knowing, having to change, seizing the moment and making the most of it without knowing what will happen next.” – Gilda Radner
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- “If it seems too good to be true, it probably is.” - Unknown
- "For the first impression there is no second chance." - Unknown
- “The important thing is to keep learning, enjoy challenges and tolerate ambiguity. Ultimately, there are no sure answers.” – Mathias Hörner
- “It takes two to tango…” - Unknown
- “I don’t have an aversion to ambiguity, in fact, ambiguity is what I think life is about.” – Robert Rubin
- “Life remains ambiguous as long as there is life.” – Paul Tillich
- “You are never too old to learn something new.” - Unknown
- “A penny saved is a penny earned.” - Unknown
- “Use the ambiguity in the world. Look at something and think about what else it could be.” – Roger von Oech
- “It is always darkest before dawn.” - Unknown
- “I’m just getting started.” - Unknown
- “The truth always bears the ambiguity of the words with which it is expressed.” – Frank Herbert
- “You don’t know what you have until it’s gone.” - Unknown
- “A smile is the chosen vehicle of all ambiguity.” – Herman Melville
- “A penny saved is a penny earned.” - Unknown
- "There are always two that belong to it." - Unknown
- “Learning to live with ambiguity means learning to live with what life really is, full of complexity and strange surprises.” –James Hollis
- “There is no such thing as perfection. But there is such a thing as an improvement. So keep improving.” - Unknown
- “We don’t have to live by someone else’s rules. We just have to follow our own.” - Unknown
- “In fact, it is this ambiguity and ambivalence that is often so puzzling in women.” – Lillian B. Rubin
- “All things will be ambiguous, for this is the curse of Wisdom." – Greg Bear
- “Sometimes we have to swim against the tide. And sometimes we have to stand alone.” - Unknown
- “Those who think ambiguously definitely have more to laugh about!” - Unknown
- “Don’t worry if you’re not perfect.” - Unknown
- “There is no such thing as a free lunch.” - Unknown
- “Even justice is an ambiguous thing.” – Nadia Hashimi
- “I fear explanations that explain things that are explained.” – Abraham Lincoln
42 Clearly ambiguous sayings sexual innuendo
If you like hearing funny and raunchy jokes, then ambiguous sayings are perfect for you.
These sayings may seem harmless at first, but they actually have meaning sexual innuendo.
Ambiguous sayings are a great way to get people to to bring laughter and to lighten the mood.
Here are some of my picks:
“You have something I need.”
“What is 15 cm long and every woman likes to hold it in her hands? A hundred euro note.”
The conductor to his players: “All the brass players who don’t have a boner yet, please go upstairs and jerk off!”
“I will come, attack you, throw you into bed, penetrate you. You will freeze, sweat, shake and tremble.” Looking forward to your flu!
“I haven't worn my earrings for two months and my holes have grown over. I’m starting to worry about the other openings!”
“I wonder what happens to nuts in space.”
“I was really surprised at how big his package was.”
What is stiff, hairy and goes into the body? The toothbrush!
“In no time she was dripping wet.”
“How does the full moon affect your sex life?” “Positively, I can recognize my neighbors much better.”
“He tried everything but just couldn’t get it in.”
“Yes, my favorite animal is definitely the beaver.”
“Want to lick you, bite you, suck you! You drive me crazy, I have to have you, you make me so hot, hot strawberry ice cream!”
“She took his head in her hands and stroked him.”
“They are constantly involved in one form of sexual intercourse or another. It’s difficult to separate them for long periods of time.”
“I felt unexpected power and the white juice was already squirting. I was floating on pink clouds, milking a cow for the first time!”
“I could snog you all day long.”
“I'm sure he's tired; he spent the whole day on his knees.”
“Can you make me a bubble……or kidney tea?”
“The tea bag was even better the second time.”
"You see today so hot looking. Can I touch you?”
“Do you want to press body against body? Atem sense? Perceive smells? Different positions? In-out, front and back? Yes? Then take the bus!”
“I tried everything, but it kept slipping out.”
“Awesome how you nibble on me, lick me everywhere. And when I'm dripping down, your tongue licks it all away until I'm all the way inside you! Your Magnum ice cream.”
“A pearl necklace would look great on you.”
You should be on the bus: “heavy traffic” every morning, “heavy rush hour” after work and then it comes regularly every 12 minutes.
"I liebe Sausage."
“First blow, then swallow, the coffee is just too hot.”
“I was expecting maybe four inches, but he gave me more like 12.”
“He has grown 15 cm! Climb on it, slide down slowly. Do you feel it getting tight when you're in deep? Oh, cool! Deep snow.”
“I don’t want to hurt you, but I could.”
“She put it in her mouth, her cheeks got round, she blew faster and faster, her eyes got brighter, then there was a bang and gum stuck everywhere.”
“We banged all night long.”
“You always have to cum in both holes! Proper use of a nasal spray is really important for everything to work well.”
“I was amazed by the sheer strength of the sailors.”
“Sucking, blowing or by hand, what’s the best way to get the leaves out of the garden?”
“Ever since she showed him what to do, he just loves tossing salad dressing.”
“Why can pens never get pregnant? Well, because they have spirals!”
“When my tongue is in the hole and greedily licking every drop, don’t think I’m a pig, I’m just talking about a bottle of wine!”
“He really needs to work on his ball handling.”
“Your pants are open! Yes, I know, I’m available today.”
26 Ambiguous Quotes
Ambiguous sayings are a great way to play with your mind.
Ambiguous sayings They can be harmless and just a bit of fun, or they can be downright disturbing.
But whatever they are, ambiguous sayings are always funny.
So if you like a little Humour If you like something that embarrasses others, then these ambiguous sayings are just the thing for you.
Have fun while reading!
What do these famous quotes really mean?
“Eambiguity is the salt of language.” – Pun
“The more I experience, the more I know how little I know.” – Socrates
“Life is like a bicycle: you have to keep moving to keep your balance.” - Albert Einstein
“To look but not to see is to hear but not to understand the eye.” – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
“There is no better obstacle to the progress of understanding than the darkness of words.” – Thomas Reid
“When I traveled from the city of skepticism, I had to go through the valley of uncertainty.” – Adam Smith
“Unlike meaning, truth always survives translation.” – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
“Recognizing the ambiguity of the highest possible achievements alongside the deepest failures is a clear sign of maturation.” – Paul Tillich
If someone says to you: Time heals all wounds - then punch them in the face and say: It'll be okay again. - Unknown
“Intolerance of uncertainty is the hallmark of an authoritarian individuality.” – Theodore Adorno
“Learning to deal with uncertainty means finding out what life is really like, full of subtleties and unusual surprises.” –James Hollis
“Man with a grill looking for a woman with coal!” - Unknown
“I seek darkness when I compose because life is uncertain.” –Keith Richards
“Take advantage of the darkness in the world. Look at something and also think about what else it could be.” – Roger von Oech
"The goal is to live a complete, effective life despite all this darkness. No matter what happens, whether the cancer cells never flare up again or whether you die, the bottom line is that you really lived the days you had.” – Gilda Radner
“The greater the ambiguity, the greater the joy.” –Milan Kundera
“Life is about not knowing, having to change, seizing the moment and making the most of it without realizing what will happen next.” – Gilda Radner
“Neurosis is the inability to tolerate uncertainty.” - Sigmund Freud
“The important thing is to maintain understanding, enjoy difficulties and endure ambiguity. In the end, there are no sure answers.” – Matina Horns
“I have always assumed that a woman owes it to herself to treat the subject of her age with ambiguity.” – Helena Rubinstein
“Obscurity is the enemy’s volleyball.” – EmoPhilips
“I wanted an ideal ending. Currently, I have discovered by hand that some rhymes don’t rhyme and some stories don’t have a clear beginning, middle, or end.” – Gilda Radner
“I am interested in a political art, that is, an art of ambiguity, contradiction, unfinished movements and also of unclear endings - an art (and also a national politics) in which positivity is kept in check as well as nihilism. ” – William Kentridge
“During the Cold War, we remained in coded times where things were not easy and there were shades of gray and darkness.” – John le Carre
“The use of the lie detector did little more than produce complications, uncertainty and errors.” –Aldrich Ames
“I'm afraid explanatory points have been clarified.” – Abraham Lincoln
